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One of the most brilliant threads to grace this forum was shut down almost 5 years ago now. I propose we revive it! I'll let the original poster, APX's introduction do the talking...

I wish for ice cream.

This post has been edited by kyonpalm on Apr 3 2012, 01:55 PM

Wish granted, but it's actually ice cream for dogs (actually exists btw)

I wish for a new 4TB hard drive.

P.S Yay for forum games revival!!
P.P.S Corrputed Wishes thread?

This post has been edited by Lebon14 on Apr 3 2012, 01:51 PM

We are so going to have fun with this. Now let's begin.

Wish granted. The 4TB hard drive is broken when it arrives in the mail. (How that works, I have no idea... )

I wish I had a car.

Fixed.

Wish granted, but it's a G-Wiz.

I wish I could whistle.

This post has been edited by kyonpalm on Apr 3 2012, 02:01 PM

Wish granted, but it's a G-Wiz.

I wish I could whistle.

wish granted, but you can only whistle Yakety Sax.

I wish for a golden toilet.

This post has been edited by Smikey on Apr 3 2012, 02:02 PM

Wish granted, but it's only a toilet painted with gold paint.

I wish to have a 60" monitor for a my computer.

This post has been edited by Lebon14 on Apr 3 2012, 02:23 PM

Your wish is granted, however it only has Twin-Lead connectors and is powered by coal.

I wish I had four balls.

Wish granted, I send you two beach balls.

I wish I had lunch.

Wish granted, but it's brunch.

I wish I had AC in my room.

Wish granted, but it's way passed the expiration date.

I wish I could have a new wallet.

To fix the double-reply we've got going here, I'll grant your wish... but it's a self-destructing wallet.

My wish is as previously stated.

Granted! You now have AC, but unfortunately it only works with DC electricity.

I wish I could fly.

Wish granted, but only for 15 seconds.

I wish for a Ferrari Enzo.

This post has been edited by Lebon14 on Apr 3 2012, 04:56 PM

Wish granted, but it's the one crashed in a movie.

I wish I had a pogo stick.

Wish granted. But it's missing the spring.

I wish to understand the intricacies of the chemical reactions between the α-position carbon on aldehydes and ketones when they are induced nucleophiles.

Wish granted, but it just forms into Deuterium overtime.

I wish the Air Force was just a bit lenient with the weight requirement (Note: Just a couple pounds off, what the fuck.)

You sick, SICK man. I hate deuterium, it just ruins everything. Good corruption though, I expected something along the lines of a more layman answer.


Anyways. Wish granted. They're more lenient with the weight restriction, but they lowered it; so even then you still don't qualify.

I wish Christopher Paolini's Inheritance Cycle had a better ending. (For those of you who read the book, don't you agree with me that the ending just sucked?)

Did someone say corrupted wishes?

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The_Honda_GC2, your wish is granted! However, the ending of the book is now lyrics to the opening of Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, which while significantly more entertaining and unexpected than the original ending leaves you completely unsatisfied once more.

I wish that the exchange rate between the US dollar and the Japanese yen gets much better.

Wish granted, but you don't have any USD to spend in the first place!

I wish that Diablo III would just come out already.

This post has been edited by SgtXDNX on Apr 3 2012, 08:58 PM

Wish granted but it won't install on your computer or work on your consoles.

I wish for a new bookshelf.

Wish granted! You've got a new bookshelf! But it's filled with copies of Twilight.

I wish every day were Wednesday.

Wish granted, but now you have no weekends.

I wish I won the Mega Jackpot.

Your wish has been granted! You won the Mega Jackpot, but as the United States Department of the Treasury is in a state of complete and utter disarray, the total value of said Mega Jackpot is the equivalent of ten US Dollars from 1997.

I wish there was a second season of Outlaw Star.

Off topic remark, Joke's on you, I never work Wednesdays!

But do your friends who you want to hang out with?

Your wish is granted, however, the new season is complete filler.

I wish I had a better phone.