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> Corrupted Wishes Thread
kyonpalm
Posted: Apr 3 2012, 01:48 PM


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One of the most brilliant threads to grace this forum was shut down almost 5 years ago now. I propose we revive it! I'll let the original poster, APX's introduction do the talking...

QUOTE (APX @ A LONG FUCKING TIME AGO)
For those that don't know what it is. It's basically one person makes a wish and the next person to post is supposed to corrupt the wish somehow and then leave their own wish.

Here's an example:

Poster A: I wish for a bag of infinite buttons.
Poster B: Wish granted, but the bag suddenly developed a taste for human flesh and ate you.
I wish for a lollipop.
Poster C: Wish granted, but the lollipop comes in the worst flavor possible.......paint red.
I wish for a pony.

And so on and so forth.

So... lets start it!


I wish for ice cream.

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Posted: Apr 3 2012, 01:50 PM


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Wish granted, but it's actually ice cream for dogs (actually exists btw)

I wish for a new 4TB hard drive.

P.S Yay for forum games revival!!
P.P.S Corrputed Wishes thread?

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Posted: Apr 3 2012, 01:52 PM


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We are so going to have fun with this. Now let's begin.

Wish granted. The 4TB hard drive is broken when it arrives in the mail. (How that works, I have no idea... laugh.gif)

I wish I had a car.
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Posted: Apr 3 2012, 01:56 PM


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QUOTE (Lebon14 @ 5 minutes, 12 seconds ago)
P.P.S Corrputed Wishes thread?

Fixed.

QUOTE (THE_HONDA_CG2)
I wish I had a car.

Wish granted, but it's a G-Wiz.

I wish I could whistle.

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Posted: Apr 3 2012, 02:01 PM


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QUOTE (kyonpalm @ 5 minutes, 54 seconds ago)
Fixed.

QUOTE (THE_HONDA_CG2)
I wish I had a car.

Wish granted, but it's a G-Wiz.

I wish I could whistle.

wish granted, but you can only whistle Yakety Sax.

I wish for a golden toilet.

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Wish granted, but it's only a toilet painted with gold paint.

I wish to have a 60" monitor for a my computer.

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Posted: Apr 3 2012, 02:30 PM


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Your wish is granted, however it only has Twin-Lead connectors and is powered by coal.

I wish I had four balls.
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Posted: Apr 3 2012, 02:36 PM


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QUOTE (Tessou @ 6 minutes, 17 seconds ago)
Your wish is granted, however it only has Twin-Lead connectors and is powered by coal.

I wish I had four balls.

Wish granted, I send you two beach balls.

I wish I had lunch.
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Posted: Apr 3 2012, 02:43 PM


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QUOTE (Smikey @ 6 minutes, 13 seconds ago)
Wish granted, I send you two beach balls.

I wish I had lunch.

Wish granted, but it's brunch.

I wish I had AC in my room.
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QUOTE (Smikey @ 6 minutes, 22 seconds ago)
Wish granted, I send you two beach balls.

I wish I had lunch.

Wish granted, but it's way passed the expiration date.

I wish I could have a new wallet.
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Posted: Apr 3 2012, 03:25 PM


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QUOTE (Lebon14 @ 42 minutes, 12 seconds ago)
Wish granted, but it's way passed the expiration date.

I wish I could have a new wallet.

To fix the double-reply we've got going here, I'll grant your wish... but it's a self-destructing wallet.

My wish is as previously stated.
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Posted: Apr 3 2012, 03:35 PM


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Granted! You now have AC, but unfortunately it only works with DC electricity.

I wish I could fly.
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Posted: Apr 3 2012, 04:55 PM


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QUOTE (Tessou @ 1 hour, 19 minutes ago)
Granted! You now have AC, but unfortunately it only works with DC electricity.

I wish I could fly.

Wish granted, but only for 15 seconds.

I wish for a Ferrari Enzo.

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Posted: Apr 3 2012, 07:00 PM


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QUOTE (Lebon14 @ 2 hours, 4 minutes ago)
Wish granted, but only for 15 seconds.

I wish for a Ferrari Enzo.

Wish granted, but it's the one crashed in a movie.

I wish I had a pogo stick.
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Posted: Apr 3 2012, 07:54 PM


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Wish granted. But it's missing the spring.

I wish to understand the intricacies of the chemical reactions between the α-position carbon on aldehydes and ketones when they are induced nucleophiles.
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Posted: Apr 3 2012, 08:15 PM


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Wish granted, but it just forms into Deuterium overtime.

I wish the Air Force was just a bit lenient with the weight requirement (Note: Just a couple pounds off, what the fuck.)
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Posted: Apr 3 2012, 08:23 PM


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QUOTE (Ken Nōgami)
Wish granted, but it just forms into Deuterium overtime.

You sick, SICK man. I hate deuterium, it just ruins everything. Good corruption though, I expected something along the lines of a more layman answer. laugh2.gif


Anyways. Wish granted. They're more lenient with the weight restriction, but they lowered it; so even then you still don't qualify.

I wish Christopher Paolini's Inheritance Cycle had a better ending. (For those of you who read the book, don't you agree with me that the ending just sucked?)
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Posted: Apr 3 2012, 08:48 PM


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Did someone say corrupted wishes?

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The_Honda_GC2, your wish is granted! However, the ending of the book is now lyrics to the opening of Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, which while significantly more entertaining and unexpected than the original ending leaves you completely unsatisfied once more.

I wish that the exchange rate between the US dollar and the Japanese yen gets much better.
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Wish granted, but you don't have any USD to spend in the first place!

I wish that Diablo III would just come out already.

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QUOTE (SgtXDNX @ 18 minutes, 21 seconds ago)
Wish granted, but you don't have any USD to spend in the first place!

I wish that Diablo III would just come out already.

Wish granted but it won't install on your computer or work on your consoles.

I wish for a new bookshelf.
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QUOTE (Lebon14 @ 4 minutes, 2 seconds ago)
Wish granted but it won't install on your computer or work on your consoles.

I wish for a new bookshelf.

Wish granted! You've got a new bookshelf! But it's filled with copies of Twilight.

I wish every day were Wednesday.
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QUOTE (Spaz @ 50 minutes, 48 seconds ago)
Wish granted! You've got a new bookshelf! But it's filled with copies of Twilight.

I wish every day were Wednesday.

Wish granted, but now you have no weekends.

I wish I won the Mega Jackpot.
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Your wish has been granted! You won the Mega Jackpot, but as the United States Department of the Treasury is in a state of complete and utter disarray, the total value of said Mega Jackpot is the equivalent of ten US Dollars from 1997.

I wish there was a second season of Outlaw Star.
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Posted: Apr 3 2012, 11:04 PM


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QUOTE (ATRUM_Neto @ 55 minutes, 13 seconds ago)
Wish granted, but now you have no weekends.

Off topic remark, Joke's on you, I never work Wednesdays!
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QUOTE (Spaz @ 1 hour, 23 minutes ago)
Off topic remark, Joke's on you, I never work Wednesdays!

But do your friends who you want to hang out with?

Your wish is granted, however, the new season is complete filler.

I wish I had a better phone.

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