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Yah, that was pretty gross...

Bunta can recharge dead car batteries by just looking at them.

The fear of closed spaces is called claustrophobia, fear of long words is called hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia, and the fear of Bunta Fujiwara is called logic.

Bunta never dials the wrong number. You just happen to answer the wrong phone.

Hopefully you'll never get into a poke fight with Bunta on FaceBook because we all know that his pokes can kill you.

Bunta can non-spontaneous reactions spontaneous by just thinking about it.

This was pretty good

The Japanese pronunciation of "Bunta Facts" is close to "Bunta f**k-tsu". Now you can pronounce tsu.

Bunta is the only person theoretically capable of using Norris, Chuck as a Nunchuck.
Bunta is also currently the only person on Earth who understands how that'd even work.

Bunta facts often begin with "Bunta".

As a kid, Bunta dug all the way through to the other side of the world. He found the combination of molten lava and white-hot core material halfway through to be quite relaxing.

Why is there a lack in new Bunta facts?

There used to be a street named Bunta Fujiwara, it had to be renamed though because anyone who crosses Bunta Fujiwara dies.

Bunta never lies. Whatever he says instantly becomes the truth.

When Bunta drives into the sunset, the sun is actually running away from him.

Bunta doesn't have to drive a car to be than Captain Falcon at F-Zero.

Bunta doesn't need to believe it's not butter, he knows it isn't.

A man once tried to stab Bunta Fujiwara--many years ago--after two days of immense suffering and pain, the knife died.

Remember the time when scientific hypothesis say it's possible to encircle the entire universe?

Some say they can get across the universe with using lightspeed car within 15 Billion light years, which was merely hypothetical.

But what most of the scientists don't know is; that Bunta can easily encircle the entire universe through Bunta-warp; a phenomenon so rare that only will it ever occur once when Bunta opened his eyes and drove his way through the warphole and reach an alternate universe of his own house for more tofu stocks.

Gee, hopefully this isn't too scientific or mouthful.

Bunta once took pity to a man and taught him a little about cars. That man was Ferdinand Porsche.

Bunta can out-ride any Rider-class Servant. With a bicycle.

The auto myths Mythbusters had busted? Bunta can replicate them perfectly in the conditions it was purported to be.

Bunta can drift in outer space. He can grip on the surface of Jupiter's atmosphere.

It takes years for the artist to create a masterpiece, but it only took Bunta Fujiwara one night to make the Akina downhill.

Bunta doesn't make tofu. He just stares at an empty spot till a block of tofu pops up.

Bunta facts sound impossible, but they are in fact true because Bunta can do anything.

When you google search 'askew', the screen tilts a little. The screen is not actually askew, it's like that because Bunta shook the screen into that position when he saw the seach results because he thought it would be funny.

The Tokyopop dub did not change Bunta's name because they feared the repercussions of changing his name to 'Brandon Fujiwara.'

Bunta Fujiwara approves of the following message:

Bunta's email in yahoo is yahoo@bunta.co.jp.

Bunta once fiddled around with a programmable calculator. That calculator is now a server.

Bunta can make 4 GB of data simplify itself down to a few MB.

The fighting game character Geese Howard (yes, he is named Geese Howard) was initially designed to be difficult for even Bunta to beat. In his first appearance, his strategy was to throw energy waves that always came out quicker than the player's. Oh, and he could catch any punch or kick thrown at him mid, high, or from overhead. Bunta just jumped over the energy wave, landed right in front of him instead of throwing a jump kick, threw him (something Geese had no counter-move for), then timed two special moves so the first would hit him just as he got up and the second would hit right afterward. SNK would later try again with Nightmare Geese, who Bunta still had little trouble beating on his first try.

Bunta once broke a land speed record, by a pushing a tire forward.

Bunta also once broke an air-speed record via roundhouse to a heavy bag.

Traffic analysts have recently discovered that traffic jams never happen within a certain radius of any car Bunta drives.

Bunta once took an arrow in the knee.

Then he still didn't give a fuck.

Bunta doesn't need to say FUS RO DAH, all he has to do is think about it.

Bunta won the X Factor by using sign language.

Bunta donated his kidneys to a hospital, three different times.

Bunta Fujiwara can capitalize numbers.

Bunta can never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

Bunta can win an uphill battle... without accelerating...

Bunta can drift in a FF car.

^And so can other people. But only Bunta has ever gotten an FF to swing its rear-end around and out of a turn with such force that even with full-throttle countersteering, the car flew sideways (while accelerating!) for a good portion of the next straight.

.Bunta once tried his hand at painting. The result was a super photo-realistic painting of rows upon rows of freshly lit cigarettes (rather; walls of them) lining a mountain road at night, warmly illuminating it and the car parked on it. Not wishing to deal with all the questions and guesses that would undoubtedly spring up around this, he proceeded to literally squeeze the painting into a floppy disk, thus inventing the world's first CD. The CD in question is hidden somewhere in Yuuichi's house (not that Yuuichi knows any of this).

.Heating food in plastic will always contaminate it - Even Bunta can't change that. He can purify it though.

.Drifting a car at high speeds in 3rd gear and above requires huge amounts of torque. When the driver is Bunta, most cars will produce that torque.

.Bunta once jumped into a black hole. He says it was fun in there.

They have, but how many actually win competitions with those? More like ass-dragging to me.

Bunta can make FF cars put torque to the rear tires.

Bunta Fujiwara has a voice made out of pure gold. Don't believe me? Well then I guess you didn't know that he was:

• Kouzou Fuyutsuki in Evangelion: 1.0 You Are (Not) Alone and Evangelion: 2.0 You Can (Not) Advance.
• Father, and the Narrator in Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood
• Sid Barrett in Soul Eater
• Chuu, Jorge(George) the Ogre, and the Narrator in Yu Yu Hakusho
• Mao in Darker Than Black
• Gustav St. Germain in Baccano!

The is a species of shrimp that has a very unique power. It uses it's fists to kill and attack it's prey. How does it get by doing that? Well it's claws have the ability to regenerate. Wonder where it learned such an ability? From Bunta Fuijiwara.

when Bunta will register is official lost this topic will fall apart

Even Bunta is having trouble deciphering what this means.

One little known fact is that Bunta can telekinetically adjust the pressure of his tires even while driving on said tires. Another little known fact is that Bunta has extremely precise control over the total amount and distribution of matter in the Earth's core, allowing him to increase or decrease the gravity acting on him/his car at will without affecting anything else. These two abilities allow him to easily change the maximum friction produced by his tires.

Bunta once overheated a set of tires. They're now diamond.

Bunta actually spends very little on tires. Once Takumi's close to wearing out a set, Bunta overheats it till it's diamond, then reconverts it to a grippy carbon structure.

If you try to look at Bunta overheating the tires into diamond, you'll find that the light produced in the process will fry your optical nerves. Don't look at Bunta overheating the tires into diamond.

And while Bunta's doing this, he's singing "Diamonds are Forever, Forever, Forever, Forever..."

Bunta doesn't roll his own cigaretts, he just grabs a fist full of tobacco, like he's holding a rope, and lights the pinky finger end. Mmm where the flavor is...

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Bunta was the only man to make money investing in Facebook.

Bunta doesn't DRIVE a car.
He uses telekinesis to move it.
Bunta once played ID6AA, in the end the machine exploded because it couldn't handle Bunta's supreme skills that tormented the machine over and over.

Bunta actually made the Devil Z from Wangan Midnight. The reason that Kitami always gives the slow and mysterious nervous laugh was that he stole the credit of making it and was fearfull of his life... if Bunta were to cross into the Wangan world and find him.

Haha I like this

Bunta doesn't even need to open his eyes to make an explosion big enough to blow half of the world up . All he needs to do is to take a deep breath.

He can outrun an X-43A, the fastest aircraft in the world - ON FOOT.

If you try shooting him with a minigun, he'll make you use up all of your bullets - since he catches them all, and then shoots them back at you with twice the power - with a single flick.

Once, the Grox(the strongest dudes in Spore) challenged Bunta to make a spaceship out of a car and destroy all their planets with it. He made an 85 a spaceship by spitting on it, then destroyed all their planets by throwing a used cigarette onto one of their planets.

Bunta has a Sega Lindbergh machine at home that plays Arcade Stage 8.

A guy once challenged him in a F2012. Bunta had won before the race started.

The GC8V is not his real car. His real car is the red Top Gear Hilux.

The dinosaurs went extinct because Bunta traveled back in time and opened his eyes.

Duke Nukem is his lost son.

Bunta once challenged his reflection to a race. He won by 5 miles.

His alter-ego is Sebastien Loeb, explaining his driver championships.

The closest he has ever gotten to dying was a scraped arm.

Once, Superman fought him. Bunta defeated him in 3 seconds by kicking his crotch. Turns out he's not the man of steel in that spot......

This post has been edited by dakarftw27 on Sep 9 2012, 08:00 AM

Want to know why Bunta has his eyes shut all the time.
They say he was the power to see through all objects..
Thats why he can drift corners and race so well he sees the course infront of him the whole time! nothing surprises him!

Bunta does not simply smoke cigs....the commit slow painful suicide by lighting themselves on fire and making the smoke go down into his lungs and out on command....and Bunta just stands there....like a B.A.M.