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When races sees Bunta, they see his aura in an instant.

Bunta was the inspiration of the aura to have on the cars. He thinks its silly.

The Stig can't speak because Bunta punished him for having the guts to challenge him.

Tyres don't squeal with Bunta, they scream of fear. Bunta chews tyres every morning.

This post has been edited by Xtreme Drifter on May 30 2009, 12:59 PM

For Bunta to stay up, he drinks ten bottles of Castro Oil. XD

Killing bunta doesn't make him dead, it only makes him drive even better

bunta will kill you if you don't capitalize his name... OH SH---

Bunta can drive a no hander without crashing

Bunta made P. Bush look un powerful

(Hope i didn't go to far...)

You think you watch Bunta, but it is Bunta who watches you.

You'd all think Bunta is dead, but his infinte life plan? Smoking Cigs.

(...fail)

Air bags, contrary to popular belief, serve as Bunta's fist every time a driver crashes; not to save lives.

Guard rails were put on mount akina to prevent bunta from using human sacrafices/spectators to reach his target time.

Bunta was not meant to drive on Akina
Akina was made for Bunta to drive on

Bunta was the first to win a staring contest against Medusa

Bunta was placed first in World records of the living dead smoker

Cancer fears Bunta, therefore Bunta will never have it

Bunta's tires never wore out because they fear Bunta's wrath

This post has been edited by RIT_ninja on May 30 2009, 10:55 PM

The AE86 didn't blew his engine because of Takumis lack of ability. It blew because Bunta commanded it to blow on purpose.

His tofu is actually made from the souls of every racer he has defeated in his lifetime. He has not taken his sons soul yet because it is simply puny and weak.

^What about Ken Kogashiwa then?

One of the people who greatly angered Bunta died quite painfully. It involved Bunta opening his eyes. . . The rest was far too horrifying for the witnesses to remember.

Ken will eventually have his soul taken by Bunta, trapped in a very special tofu that Bunta will personally himself eat.

Bunta does not Heel and toe. Cars rev match for him out of sheer respect.

Bunta is faster than you. With flat tires. Blind folded. While sword fighting a pirate and one arm tied behind his back.

Bunta has no use for aerodynamics. The wind moves for him.

Bunta pisses black slippery oil.

Bunta cancels G forces when he drives, gravity revolves around him....

The Stig had to wear a helmet because he saw Bunta open his eyes, he face was disfigured....

Bunta has lungs as strong as a 1000bhp engine with four turbos.

Bunta likes to eat his breakfast tofu with gas as a beverage...

This post has been edited by Akina'sZ34 on May 31 2009, 05:31 AM

Gravity does not work against Bunta, Bunta IS the Gravity.

This post has been edited by Ayako Watanabe on May 31 2009, 01:05 PM

AWD is the idea from Bunta so he can drive an FR and an FF at the same time.

Bunta has no need for Misfiring System, he never let go the gas pedal. Even in the corners of Irohazaka.

Kōzō Hoshino is called God Foot and Toshiya Joushima is called God Hand because each of them only has half the skill of what Bunta has.

Bunta never needed tricks (ie Blind Attack) in his race, his normal driving is already considered tricks by other racers.

Using only brake, Bunta can shift his car's weight to any side and any direction from any speed (yes.. even when the car stand still).

It is not very well known, but Bunta actually lost to-

!!!!

Oh...h-hi, Bunta...

*lights go out, and the sound of screaming in agony is heard. lights turn back on and the room is empty*

0_0

Bunta doesn't come down with lung cancer. Lung cancer comes down with Bunta.
Bunta once said in the Tokyopop version of vol. 1 that "those RedSuns were tough even in my day...", this is actually in fact possible since he can break the sound barrier and even time travel when driving at at least 40%.

Bunta don't walk, drive or run to a place... he simply warp.

Bunta don't play racing games because the simply act of touching a button is enough to beat the game at same moment TWICE!

Bunta doesn't pay taxes... the government pays him instead.

Bunta does not breathe Oxygen; He breathes NOS.

Kozo and Toshiya touched Bunta's foot and hand before. That's why they're called God Foot and God Hand.

He can drive, cycle, walk and run at the same time.

Bunta is actually a car, complete with a 4cylinder engine, with turbos and an exhaust for a butt.... He uses cars, just for their wheels.

When Bunta enters the trueno, it immediately has full gas, and 1000hp, while having racing tires.

This may be the funniest one, IMO.

Now to add to the fire:
For Bunta, every street is one way. His way.

This post has been edited by Filphil on May 31 2009, 11:53 PM

Many of the tracks that we know of today were actually created by Bunta himself when one night, after getting drunk, he decided to see if he could drift anywhere and imagine that he is making his own course.

And that my friends, is how the Nurburgring was born.