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Wish granted, it's no longer on backorder but they're sending you a Hello Kitty coloring book instead.

I wish George Lucas never went back and "improved" episodes 4 through 6.

This post has been edited by MetalMan777 on Jan 7 2015, 01:35 PM

Wish granted, M. Night Shyamalan got the rights to do so instead. Luke is now Vader's father, the Emperor was the good guy all along, and Han Solo never shot anything at all, first or last.

I wish I had a PS4.

wish granted but the next system comes out and no more games are made for the PS4 so you can't play on it.

I wish I could run longer distances without feeling like my lungs will explode.

Wish granted, but your legs will suffer instead.

I wish for more money in my wallet.

Wish granted, you get a million more dollars in your wallet... in very loose change.

I wish I could program and code faster.

Wish granted. But now you do everything slower.

I wish all my work would just finish itself.

Wish granted, but it's finished in ways you didn't want them to be.

I wish for my midterms to be over with.

Granted, you failed for not showing up.

i wish this damn fog would lift so this claustrophobic feeling i have would stop...
( this wolf really hates fog )

Wish granted, the fog lifted up by 1 mm.

I wish my life weren't so boring.

Granted, to fight boredom you starting masturbating more excessively then you took it to the next level, you started cross dressing to play with your butt it felt soo good that you purchases sex toys to take your fap practice further. After you got more and more comfortable you started meeting strangers on web to meet up irl for sexual purposes (they didn't know about your coconuts till it was too late ).

I wish I had a bigger set of boobs n butt.

Dafuq did I just read?

Wish granted but they're so big that they need to wear license plates.

I wish I had an 8-core CPU.

Wish granted. Its a computer with 8 apple cores inserted into the CD drive. Needless to say, it is not functional.

I wish I had food.

Wish granted, you now have too much food and it's all expired.

I wish my car's ABS would stop trying to fuck me out of my money...

Wish granted! But now the IRS is sending people over for some reason...

I wish for RG Wing Zero. (might have made this already but...whatever)

wish granted, but you get the real thing and get arrested for the destruction of half the city... (I'm totally guessing this has something to do with Gundam)

I wish people would actually TELL ME when their plans involve me driving long distances for them.....