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Posted by: Saint May 29 2009, 08:29 AM

Bunta Facts

He can race without opening his eyes and hands. Whatever car he sits in moves on its own.

He can make a stock AE86 go 400HP or higher whenever he likes.

He can do roundhouse kicks with closed eyes.

Racing theories do not apply to Bunta. He is the theory.

He eats cigarrettes.

He uses brake only to spare his opponents' dignity.

Brake pedal is only an accessory to him.

He sues Sega Rosso for using his name in IDAS without the inclusion of '-sama' to it.

He sues Sega Rosso for slowing his time to 30 seconds longer in IDAS.

Shigeno Shuichi did not write the story. Bunta dictated him.

Continue, GO GO GO!

Posted by: twitchykun May 29 2009, 08:51 AM

Bunta IS the Stig.

/thread

Posted by: Saint May 29 2009, 08:55 AM

Whenever he plays any racing games, all AI cars stop for him and lap clock is slowed down.

He didn't buy his Impreza. Subaru sponsored him after weeks of legal battle between major car companies.

Akina was made according to his design.

He never blinks.

Posted by: Rudy May 29 2009, 11:58 AM

Rika Fururude shivered in the presence of Bunta.

Posted by: Martyr May 29 2009, 12:59 PM

Bunta doesn't eat like people, oh he like to eat children.

Rumer spreads, that if he opens his eyes, he can heal a person, even AIDS. O_O

Chuck Norris closes his eyes and prays that Bunta isn't in the closet.

Posted by: kyonpalm May 29 2009, 01:25 PM

Bunta Fujiwara once took a trip to the Virgin Islands. They are now known as the Natsuki Islands.
^Had to be done.

Posted by: Martyr May 29 2009, 01:42 PM

Bunta ate nothing but pieces of scrap metal, and ten seconds later, out came the Trueno 86. XD

Posted by: Xtreme Drifter May 29 2009, 03:33 PM

QUOTE (Martyr @ 1 hour, 51 minutes ago)

Bunta ate nothing but pieces of scrap metal, and ten seconds later, out came the Trueno 86. XD

And fifteen seconds later he made the impreza and sold it to Subaru.

Posted by: AzNMaVbOi May 29 2009, 04:18 PM

The only reason Bunta runs a tofu shop instead of a racing team is because he believes making tofu is far more challenging that managing or driving in a racing team, and we all know how much Bunta loves a challenge.

Posted by: Ayako Watanabe May 29 2009, 04:42 PM

The experience that everyone in Initial D have acquired through their years have not been earned on their own. In fact, Bunta is the one whom hands out experience points to those that deserve it.

Posted by: Martyr May 29 2009, 05:04 PM

Bunta was close at killing Keiichi for stealing his drift techniques, but he offered his wife and children and his money for the technique. XD

Posted by: Xtreme Drifter May 29 2009, 05:12 PM

Shigeno didn't create Bunta.

Everytime Bunta sneeze, he creates a tornado at the other side of the world.

Posted by: Ayako Watanabe May 29 2009, 05:48 PM

Takumis constant winning streak is not because of his abilities. He wins because everyone knows he is the son of Bunta, and while they can very well beat him, they will have to face the consequences by facing the wrath of Bunta.

Posted by: Tessou May 29 2009, 06:44 PM

Bunta does not eat regular food. He gains sustenance from the tears of his victims.

Bunta does not actually drive on the road. His car moves the Earth under him.

Bunta is actually blind, and his eye sockets contain cigarettes, the keys to the Impreza, and a small Mexican family.

Posted by: Martyr May 29 2009, 07:07 PM

His meal only consit of one crate of cigarettes a day.

Posted by: Saint May 29 2009, 07:22 PM

All made me laugh! Some that I never even thought of.

He eats cigarrettes and out comes 86... and Impreza.

Posted by: Martyr May 29 2009, 08:03 PM

Bunta never floors it, he uses his toe to go really fast.

Bunta's reason his eyes are closed, because one look at his eyes, you turn to dust.

Posted by: Ayako Watanabe May 29 2009, 08:05 PM

Truth be told, it is said that all of the touges were formed and created from the ground up when Bunta returned from Wednesday Hot Chill and Fried Beans night at the local restaurant and pub, where upon making a #2, these well known touges have been born.

Posted by: Saint May 29 2009, 09:40 PM

He can race down any touge in less than a minute, without gasoline.

Scotty in Star Trek often says “Ye cannae change the laws of physics.” This is untrue. Bunta can.

He didn't drink milk when he was born. He drank gasoline. Sake is only water.

Posted by: Martyr May 29 2009, 09:44 PM

When Mama Bunta was pregenant, little Bunta already knew how to drift and drive fast.

Bunta opened his eyes once to Keiichi for a movie he had in mind, and thus came out Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift. XD

Posted by: Saint May 29 2009, 10:00 PM

Keiichi said, “I'm afraid if I raced you on the street, I'd push you to your death.” Bunta says, “If I cycled down the street, you’ll drop dead before I pedaled.”

Men with guts attack those corners! Bunta takes them without a fight.

Keiichi said, “It's so fast it will make a dead man scream.” He was referring to Bunta’s driving.

Bunta’s so fast that it’ll make a dead Tsuchiya Keiichi scream.

Bunta says to Keiichi, “You call that drifting?”

What is a car without Bunta? Nothing.

Drift Bible was originally called Bunta Stroll Manual, until Keiichi almost killed himself with a heart attack with it. It was deemed unsuitable for any mortals so it was toned down, to what is known as Drift Bible today. Bunta didn’t take credit because it was too slow to be associated with him.

Posted by: Martyr May 29 2009, 10:19 PM

While Keiichi used drift by applying either e-brake or brake, Bunta doesn't.

Bunta's challenge was nothing but just his shadow matches, making the player believe there better than Bunta.

Bunta doesn't smoke ordinary cigarretes, he smokes from a large tree branch and lights it up.

When Yuiichi was next to him on that drive, he was barely even driving that day.

Posted by: Meteor May 29 2009, 11:27 PM

Bunta once challenged the sun to a staring contest, and stated he'd keep his eyes open the whole time. The sun wisely ran away.

When Bunta turns off his headlights, he becomes faster than light.

For every cigarette Bunta smokes, an additional hour is added to his life.

Posted by: Saint May 30 2009, 11:02 AM

Sega Rosso initially wanted to include Bunta as a playable character in ID Special Stage's Story Mode, but removed it due to some glitches. Except the directional and gear buttons, all other buttons will cause his car to accelerate. It continues to accelerate whether it was gear 1 or gear 5, and despite head-on wall rapes. All other cars would breakdown instantly if touched by it. When asked, Bunta said it was no glitch.

Bunta can drive so fast that he can circle the globe and hit himself from the back.

He can drive without a vehicle.

He can drive at sea, and drift on it.

Posted by: RIT_ninja May 30 2009, 11:11 AM

Bunta never eats his own tofu, his victims does (explains why Iketani got in an accident)

When Bunta drives on Akina, Mt. Akina knows its Bunta and the trees bow down

Bunta's the only one that can drive down Akina while lighting cigarettes, have a cup of water, and glue his eyes shut

Bunta use the impreza to hide his god-like powers

Posted by: Martyr May 30 2009, 11:58 AM

When races sees Bunta, they see his aura in an instant.

Bunta was the inspiration of the aura to have on the cars. He thinks its silly.

Posted by: Xtreme Drifter May 30 2009, 12:57 PM

The Stig can't speak because Bunta punished him for having the guts to challenge him.

Tyres don't squeal with Bunta, they scream of fear. Bunta chews tyres every morning.

Posted by: Martyr May 30 2009, 04:21 PM

For Bunta to stay up, he drinks ten bottles of Castro Oil. XD

Posted by: mystery_penguin May 30 2009, 06:33 PM

Killing bunta doesn't make him dead, it only makes him drive even better

bunta will kill you if you don't capitalize his name... OH SH---

Posted by: Rinic the Fox May 30 2009, 08:36 PM

Bunta can drive a no hander without crashing

Bunta made P. Bush look un powerful

(Hope i didn't go to far...)

Posted by: Meteor May 30 2009, 08:45 PM

You think you watch Bunta, but it is Bunta who watches you.

Posted by: Rinic the Fox May 30 2009, 09:00 PM

You'd all think Bunta is dead, but his infinte life plan? Smoking Cigs.

(...fail)

Posted by: Filphil May 30 2009, 10:13 PM

Air bags, contrary to popular belief, serve as Bunta's fist every time a driver crashes; not to save lives.

Guard rails were put on mount akina to prevent bunta from using human sacrafices/spectators to reach his target time.

Posted by: RIT_ninja May 30 2009, 10:50 PM

Bunta was not meant to drive on Akina
Akina was made for Bunta to drive on

Bunta was the first to win a staring contest against Medusa

Bunta was placed first in World records of the living dead smoker

Cancer fears Bunta, therefore Bunta will never have it

Bunta's tires never wore out because they fear Bunta's wrath

Posted by: Ayako Watanabe May 31 2009, 02:31 AM

The AE86 didn't blew his engine because of Takumis lack of ability. It blew because Bunta commanded it to blow on purpose.

His tofu is actually made from the souls of every racer he has defeated in his lifetime. He has not taken his sons soul yet because it is simply puny and weak.

Posted by: Meteor May 31 2009, 03:03 AM

^What about Ken Kogashiwa then?

One of the people who greatly angered Bunta died quite painfully. It involved Bunta opening his eyes. . . The rest was far too horrifying for the witnesses to remember.

Posted by: Ayako Watanabe May 31 2009, 03:13 AM

QUOTE (Meteor @ 9 minutes, 58 seconds ago)

Ken will eventually have his soul taken by Bunta, trapped in a very special tofu that Bunta will personally himself eat.

Posted by: sideways May 31 2009, 04:44 AM

Bunta does not Heel and toe. Cars rev match for him out of sheer respect.

Bunta is faster than you. With flat tires. Blind folded. While sword fighting a pirate and one arm tied behind his back.

Posted by: Meteor May 31 2009, 05:20 AM

Bunta has no use for aerodynamics. The wind moves for him.

Posted by: Akina'sZ34 May 31 2009, 05:29 AM

Bunta pisses black slippery oil.

Bunta cancels G forces when he drives, gravity revolves around him....

The Stig had to wear a helmet because he saw Bunta open his eyes, he face was disfigured....

Bunta has lungs as strong as a 1000bhp engine with four turbos.

Bunta likes to eat his breakfast tofu with gas as a beverage...

Posted by: Ayako Watanabe May 31 2009, 07:04 AM

Gravity does not work against Bunta, Bunta IS the Gravity.

Posted by: sixdegree May 31 2009, 08:37 AM

AWD is the idea from Bunta so he can drive an FR and an FF at the same time.

Bunta has no need for Misfiring System, he never let go the gas pedal. Even in the corners of Irohazaka.

Kōzō Hoshino is called God Foot and Toshiya Joushima is called God Hand because each of them only has half the skill of what Bunta has.

Bunta never needed tricks (ie Blind Attack) in his race, his normal driving is already considered tricks by other racers.

Using only brake, Bunta can shift his car's weight to any side and any direction from any speed (yes.. even when the car stand still).

Posted by: fettman53 May 31 2009, 08:39 AM

It is not very well known, but Bunta actually lost to-

!!!!

Oh...h-hi, Bunta...

*lights go out, and the sound of screaming in agony is heard. lights turn back on and the room is empty*

0_0

Posted by: kyonpalm May 31 2009, 09:11 AM

Bunta doesn't come down with lung cancer. Lung cancer comes down with Bunta.
Bunta once said in the Tokyopop version of vol. 1 that "those RedSuns were tough even in my day...", this is actually in fact possible since he can break the sound barrier and even time travel when driving at at least 40%.

Posted by: Xtreme Drifter May 31 2009, 09:28 AM

Bunta don't walk, drive or run to a place... he simply warp.

Bunta don't play racing games because the simply act of touching a button is enough to beat the game at same moment TWICE!

Bunta doesn't pay taxes... the government pays him instead.

Posted by: DigiBunny May 31 2009, 10:27 AM

Bunta does not breathe Oxygen; He breathes NOS.

Posted by: Saint May 31 2009, 06:52 PM

Kozo and Toshiya touched Bunta's foot and hand before. That's why they're called God Foot and God Hand.

He can drive, cycle, walk and run at the same time.

Posted by: Akina'sZ34 May 31 2009, 10:37 PM

Bunta is actually a car, complete with a 4cylinder engine, with turbos and an exhaust for a butt.... He uses cars, just for their wheels.

When Bunta enters the trueno, it immediately has full gas, and 1000hp, while having racing tires.

Posted by: Filphil May 31 2009, 11:53 PM

QUOTE (sideways @ Today, 4:44 AM)

Bunta does not Heel and toe. Cars rev match for him out of sheer respect.

This may be the funniest one, IMO.

Now to add to the fire:
For Bunta, every street is one way. His way.

Posted by: Ayako Watanabe May 31 2009, 11:55 PM

Many of the tracks that we know of today were actually created by Bunta himself when one night, after getting drunk, he decided to see if he could drift anywhere and imagine that he is making his own course.

And that my friends, is how the Nurburgring was born.

Posted by: DamienWolf Jun 1 2009, 02:52 AM

- Bunta is actually a secret robot on the transformers movie and he changes into an Impreza. He just created the autobots and the decepticons because he was bored.

- There is no "horsepower", "transmission", "revolution", "suspension" or other automotive terms in Bunta's vocabulary. There is only "Move". "Stop". and "drool-worthy-uber-electromagnetic-dimension-tearing-drift".

- The reason why we are posting right now is because Bunta put in a subliminal message on all Initial D episodes and we were programmed by him to post at the exact time we just posted now just to amuse him.

Posted by: Ayako Watanabe Jun 1 2009, 04:54 AM

QUOTE (DamienWolf @ 2 hours, 2 minutes ago)

Okay, I laughed out loud at the last one

While you are asleep in your bed, having a fantasy about women, your car is having a fantasy about Bunta. This is why your car leaves a bit of a oil stain on the driveway.

Posted by: sixdegree Jun 1 2009, 06:08 AM

Bunta rotates the water in the cup while driving, as well as rotates the whole car, the mountain itself, entire japan, and the whole world (that's why we have 'noon' and 'night').

Bunta's UBW chant:
I'm the bean of my tofu.
Soy is my body and water is my blood.
I Have created over a thousand tofu.
Unaware of taste.
Nor aware of texture.
Withstood sleepiness to create many blocks.
Waiting for the next order's arrival.
I have no regrets, this is the only path.
My whole life was "Unlimited Tofu Works."

Posted by: Gunma's 34 Jun 1 2009, 06:18 AM

Bunta is Buddha, nonetheless...

If your car left a water spill under the chassis... you know Bunta was there... same goes for the oil spill.

(I can't think of any at the moment...

)

Posted by: Saint Jun 1 2009, 08:03 AM

Formula One cars were actually inspired by Bunta. But they were not even close at emulating his speed.

Bunta never wears a watch. He decides what time it is.

Bunta does not need to be at the racing scene to know what's going on; he decides who should win from his tofu shop itself.

Posted by: DigiBunny Jun 2 2009, 04:40 AM

Bunta drives with headlights on to give the ILLUSION that he is mortal bound by the limitations of the human body.

Posted by: Dan Jun 2 2009, 04:46 AM

Bunta once beated Legendary F1 champ Michael Schumacher and his Ferrari FXX in the Nurburgring track using the Reliant Regal Supervan III w/ a gap of 5,000 Meters.

Posted by: Saint Jun 2 2009, 05:45 AM

Bunta doesn't know what a Sileighty is because he doesn't need to; he is Bunta, and that's enough.

For anyone who doesn't know who Bunta is, they better do and start writing Bunta facts for his blessings in racing.

Posted by: Kei Jun 2 2009, 02:32 PM

A lot of them are pretty damn funny lol
hope this is good enough to contribute

"If Bunta opens his eyes everyone in a 100 feet perimeter will force quit life"

Posted by: Saint Jun 2 2009, 02:49 PM

When he beat Takumi on Akina that night, he wasn't even racing. Takumi only happened to be on his way.

The hotel at Akina was forced to buy tofu from Bunta because they are afraid of him opening his eyes.

Posted by: Ayako Watanabe Jun 2 2009, 03:59 PM

Eurobeat exists because of Bunta. It was formed by his very blood and excitement when racing.

Posted by: Drew Jun 2 2009, 06:45 PM

When any car Bunta is driving backfires, it plays the drum breakdown from "In The Air Tonight" by Phil Collins.

Bunta once drove a Veyron at full speed down Akina. His opinion; "Eh, I've mastered better."

Posted by: Akina'sZ34 Jun 2 2009, 07:13 PM

Bunta drove an F1 car down Akina, and said "what's the difference between this and an Impreza?"

If you don't know who Bunta is, look at Michael Shumacher, Lewis Hamilton, and Colin McRae (RIP).

Posted by: player1 Jun 2 2009, 09:17 PM

bunta is the god of tofu and when japan has earth quakes you know its bunta getting his flurt on.....thats why we have rain

Posted by: Rudy Jun 2 2009, 09:17 PM

QUOTE (Ayako Watanabe @ 5 hours, 18 minutes ago)

Eurobeat exists because of Bunta. It was formed by his very blood and excitement when racing.

If that's the case, his younger driving days weren't very exciting.

Posted by: kyonpalm Jun 2 2009, 09:26 PM

QUOTE (Midnight Drifter @ 8 minutes, 27 seconds ago)

If that's the case, his younger driving days weren't very exciting.

YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT.

^Aleph fanatic (me).

Posted by: MattW Jun 2 2009, 10:27 PM

QUOTE (Thir13Teen @ 3 hours, 42 minutes ago)

When any car Bunta is driving backfires, it plays the drum intro from "In The Air Tonight" by Phil Collins.

Bunta once drove a Veyron at full speed down Akina. His opinion; "Eh, I've mastered better."

In the Air Tonight has no drum "intro," what you;re thinking of is the breakdown, that's halfway through the song.

Posted by: player1 Jun 2 2009, 10:35 PM

QUOTE (Midnight Drifter @ 1 hour, 17 minutes ago)

If that's the case, his younger driving days weren't very exciting.

LOL Dave Rodgers music aint that great.

Posted by: Meteor Jun 2 2009, 10:45 PM

The Redsuns were good even in Bunta's day, BECAUSE EVERY DAY IS BUNTA'S DAY.

Tofu is the only food Bunta can make that people don't develop permanent addictions to.

Bunta only drives with the headlights on because he likes the way it looks.

Posted by: player1 Jun 2 2009, 10:56 PM

Bunta always forces takumi to do deliveries, and the only reason why bunta is so carless and always has his eyes not wide. Is because his eyes were stapled togather when he was 1years old, so now he rubbs tofu on bhis eyes to take away the pain.

Posted by: Rudy Jun 2 2009, 11:00 PM

QUOTE (ryosuke63 @ 1 hour, 34 minutes ago)

YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT.

^Aleph fanatic (me).

I deed, and dere's noteeng ewe cin do aboot it! LOL

Sorry to say, but pretty much anything below the late Fourties doesn't suit my tastes well, with a few exceptions (Supersonic Love, Are You Ready and a half-dozen others). The rest are too slow, to poppy, and too uninspiring!

(That said, Bad Power is pretty cool... but it doesn't wanna make me tofu drift.

)

Posted by: Martyr Jun 3 2009, 08:53 AM

When Godhand and Godfoot fuse together, Bunta pops out.

Human's make feces, Bunta makes cars.

Bunta never presses the acceleration, the car does it for him.

Ryosuke's theory is Bunta.

Posted by: Xtreme Drifter Jun 3 2009, 04:54 PM

Bunta IS OVER 9000!!!

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Posted by: Drew Jun 3 2009, 04:59 PM

In an alternate dimension, Bunta became a mulleted Englishman who went by "Captain Slow", and so was born James May.

Posted by: brina&kyla Jun 3 2009, 09:28 PM

Kogashiwa Kai passed Takumi on the 33rd hairpin in Irohazaka by using the Shortcut Jump.

Bunta did the same to Kogashiwa Ken back in the days... on the 1st hairpin and landed on the goal line. Two minutes and fifty-four seconds later, Kogashiwa Ken arrives at the goal line. This is how Bunta set the deciding match against Ken.

Posted by: Air23 Jun 3 2009, 10:06 PM

-bunta once challenged chuck norris to a "who has more balls?" challenge
bunta won by 4784438548754985719380859086757690854867

-bunta once tried out for jackass.they didnt want him because he couldnt get hurt.he has steel bones

-while racing against a girl in IDAS3,bunta stops and gets out of the car,and does a roundhouse kick in the game.seconds later,the machine explodes

Posted by: Ayako Watanabe Jun 4 2009, 01:44 AM

Bunta once entered as a special guest in "Whose Line Is It Anyway?". The episode was not aired, and any evidence of it was erased due to horrible events after Bunta opened his eyes when he heard Drew Carey's gibberish Japanese.

Posted by: Meteor Jun 4 2009, 01:49 AM

It is known that most people can stay at full concentration for somewhere around 30 minutes. For how long can Bunta do it? No one knows. Bunta doesn't need concentration.

Posted by: lester7c Jun 4 2009, 04:44 AM

you know why bunta doesnt race anymore?,, because the last time he had a touge expedition round japan, the racing industry died because he raced every single person at each "bay" and everyone lost and commited suicide, to prevent this to happen he stopped. fcken takumi almost went nuts bout his defeat lol..

-the speed of light = 299,792,458 m/s = speed of bunta when he was slowing down to make out with takumi's mother

-bunta taught the STIG the basics in driving. the STIG uses only basics in top gear.

- bunta's special power: he does not control the car, he was actually maneuvering the earth.

Posted by: DigiBunny Jun 4 2009, 05:53 AM

There is only one explanation on how Bunta's sperm could have survived his driving style. Bunta has IRON BALLS.

Posted by: Saint Jun 4 2009, 06:46 AM

Ryosuke chose Takumi over Keisuke in Happogahara because he was afraid of Bunta.

Bunta gives out aura when he races, but no one knows the color because dead people can't talk.

Posted by: Xtreme Drifter Jun 4 2009, 09:17 AM

QUOTE (Saint @ 2 hours, 31 minutes ago)

Ryosuke chose Takumi over Keisuke in Happogahara because he was afraid of Bunta.

Bunta gives out aura when he races, but no one knows the color because dead people can't talk.

But Bunta can talk with dead people.

He can actually go to hell, kick everyone and come back without need to open his eyes or a single wound.

The first Stig (Black stig) died because he tried (again) to challenge Bunta and fail.

Bunta doesn't fear anything, but anything fears Bunta.

Posted by: twitchykun Jun 4 2009, 10:45 AM

QUOTE (Thir13Teen @ Jun 2 2009, 07:45 PM)

When any car Bunta is driving backfires, it plays the drum breakdown from "In The Air Tonight" by Phil Collins.

When Bunta was born, he had full sex with his nurse. The nurse later gave birth to a Toyota Land Cruiser.

Posted by: Ayako Watanabe Jun 4 2009, 12:53 PM

In his lifetime, Bunta once met Chuck Norris. They had a few drink together and decided which would be more powerful:

Bunta opening his eyes or Chuck Norris Roundhouse kick

Upon impact, the Toyota Hilux was born.

Posted by: Martyr Jun 4 2009, 01:00 PM

^---- XD

Bunta challenged Mr.T into a fight years ago in Arizona. Bunta opened his eyes, while Mr.T's gold necklace combined the sheer force, created the Grand Canyon and the Skyline 32.

Posted by: Trasher_54 Jun 4 2009, 05:11 PM

Bunta likes listening to old school hip-hop, alternative rock, and eurobeat.

He also has a collection of music CDs hidden in his closet so that Takumi will not notice. The CDs include the albums of Kumi Koda, Utada Hikaru, Ayumi Hamasaki, Girls Generation, Blur, Snoop Dogg, Rain, and Show Luo.

Posted by: Saint Jun 4 2009, 05:57 PM

Even with Flintstones footmobile, Bunta can still whoop your ass. Twice.

Posted by: toookoooldrew118 Jun 4 2009, 06:58 PM

While racing Takumi, Bunta lapped him, twice, on Akina's Downhill.

Posted by: Martyr Jun 4 2009, 07:20 PM

Bunta was making tofu, while he is drifting, drawing and writing about his life (Initial D), and singing.

Posted by: toookoooldrew118 Jun 4 2009, 07:34 PM

Bunta drifted out of the womb.

Posted by: Martyr Jun 4 2009, 07:44 PM

Bunta was challenged from Planet Mars, and he beat them with using a beat up caddy with a horsepower of at least 100. Which became the explanation of its extinction. XD

Posted by: fettman53 Jun 4 2009, 08:03 PM

Bunta doesn't have a son, seeing as he eats children. Takumi? Takumi is a Kaminoan clone of Bunta. After coming back from the planet Kamino, Bunta sold the Millenium Falcon in order to purchase his AE86. Why do you think that old ship is so legendary?

After becoming the friend of Bunta Fujiwara, Yuuichi was officially given the title of "Bravest Gas Station Manager In The World." (There was more to this one, but I forgot the rest...sorry...)

Takumi? Lucky?! Ha! Don't make me laugh! Takumi wins because Bunta wills it.

Bunta can beat you while asleep, driving backwards under the ocean whilst upside-down. And he'd STILL be able to light a cigarette.

The last person to race Bunta described the race as a freak accident. He will be forever scarred with that painful memory...that poor victim...I MEAN, RACER!

Posted by: Martyr Jun 4 2009, 08:23 PM

The last person that has witnessed his real skills, was Bruce Lee.

Posted by: lester7c Jun 4 2009, 10:48 PM

if you saw bunta's eye opened you will grow white hair in 5 secs and you will get ultra dehydrated and die..

-keiichi tsuchiya offered his soul to bunta in exchange for the "basics" in racing which he is always using up until now.

Posted by: Saint Jun 5 2009, 03:50 AM

Haruna? Bunta calls it Akina.

Posted by: Martyr Jun 5 2009, 06:37 PM

Bunta's brother is Bruce Lee. XD

Posted by: Drew Jun 5 2009, 07:43 PM

Bunta's piss stream can re-create the Akina/Haruna downhill complete with all altitude changes and lane widths.

One day, Bunta was bored and lonely and needed some good porn plus some exercise for his "one-handed" steering technique. So he created 4chan.

In "Raiders of the Lost Ark", what the Nazis see before their faces melt is the image of Bunta impregnating each of their wives/girlfriends all at once.

Posted by: Trasher_54 Jun 6 2009, 06:27 AM

Bunta was supposed to appear in SNSD's "Gee" music video as the store manager but was rejected because he was too old for that role. He also was supposed to appear in Wonder Girls' "So Hot" music video but was rejected again.

Luckily, he was able to appear in E-40's "Tell Me When To Go" music video and got hyphy with the others. But sadly, his scene was not shown due to unknown reasons.

Posted by: Martyr Jun 6 2009, 06:52 PM

Bunta's favorite food is fried children.

Bunta created Irohazaka with mud and eye powers.

Posted by: Trasher_54 Jun 7 2009, 12:13 AM

Bunta loves New Balance shoes. He actually has a collection of these shoes somewhere in his house which Takumi doesn't know.

Bunta also tries to mix kimchi with his tofu.

Posted by: RIT_ninja Jun 7 2009, 02:17 AM

Bunta makes God Hand use two hands while racing
Bunta kills players that defeated him on 15 stars in IDV3

Posted by: Meteor Jun 7 2009, 09:54 AM

One day, in a junkyard, Bunta came across a discarded QWERTY keyboard. For the hell of it, he began rapidly pressing random keys.

That was when the video game industry came back to life.

Posted by: DigiBunny Jun 7 2009, 10:12 AM

Bunta was supposed to be in Super smash bros brawl, but he was deemed too unbalanced for the game as his every movement would shake the map and cause damage to all players.

His final smash would have been him taking the opponents in the back of the GC8 and attacking Akina.

Posted by: Trasher_54 Jun 7 2009, 06:25 PM

Bunta is also friends with Ryosuke and Keisuke's father, who warned about his health for a lot of times and owns an RX8.

Bunta also challanged him once in Akagi. Of course, Bunta won and broke the course's record.

Posted by: PandaApex Jun 7 2009, 08:34 PM

The reason why his eyes are closed is because ontop of his godly skills, his eyes have the power of the kings to see into the future and predict every last move down to the split second Takumi reports that he won again. They are artifically closed by invisble clips that are made by Britannia.

Posted by: Martyr Jun 8 2009, 07:32 PM

Bunta's eyes are close, its because if he opens his eyes, the world explodes, just leaving Natsuki and himself being alive. XD

Posted by: Saint Jun 10 2009, 07:22 AM

Bunta is also known as Gunma's copy racer who learned over 1000 techniques in racing just by looking once.

Posted by: Meteor Jun 10 2009, 09:32 AM

Fearing Bunta's wrath, Tokyopop wisely refrained from coming up with a silly nickname for him.

Amazingly enough, there are some things Bunta CANNOT do.
For example:
.Bunta cannot burn himself with a candle.
.Bunta cannot spin-out.
.Bunta cannot understeer in reverse gear.
.Bunta cannot faint.
.Bunta cannot stop being awesome.
.etc.

Posted by: PandaApex Jun 10 2009, 02:58 PM

Bunta cannot fail at making tofu!

Posted by: Trasher_54 Jun 10 2009, 03:32 PM

Tokyopop also stopped using nicknames and broken slang for other characters because of Bunta.

Bunta even managed to beat Akio Asakura in Hakone.

Posted by: Martyr Jun 10 2009, 08:41 PM

Bunta defeated the Blackbird, by using a beat up caddy with an engine that barely works. XD

Posted by: Air23 Jun 10 2009, 10:32 PM

SPOILER

-Love Kills Slowly.With Bunta,love kills immediately

-The creators of Wangan Midnight left Bunta out because they thought he would kill everyone

-Bunta also defeated Reina on Hakone

-Bunta defeated Koichi Kijima on the Wangan.It was his stock Impreza vs Koichis heavily tuned FC.Koichi backed down since he thought if he passed Bunta,he would die

Posted by: Tessou Jun 11 2009, 03:06 AM

Bunta's tofu shop is really just a front for bricks of coke. Where did you think all that money was coming in?

Posted by: sixdegree Jun 11 2009, 07:37 AM

Iketani eats tofu made by Bunta everyday in vain hope to get a sliver of skill that Bunta has.
Bunta closed his eyes to worsen his driving skill, thus provide enough challenge for himself.
Bunta is always win when racing against anyone, including his own clone (if he ever have one).
Bunta stops racing when he realized that no mortal alive could ever hope to give him some competition, he'll resume his racing days when he's dead and thus give him the opportunity to challenge God.
Bunta buys the new engine for 86 with 6 blocks of his tofu and a really, really mean stare.

Posted by: DigiBunny Jun 12 2009, 09:15 AM

Bunta is actually going so fast, what our eyes see is constant ghost images of him taking the exact same line downhill over and over. In reality he's at the bottom of Akina in less than a seconds over three hundred times and back.

Once you finally reach the bottom he only PRETENDS you won.

Posted by: Trasher_54 Jun 12 2009, 03:49 PM

Bunta was thought to be the ghost of Akina. Actually, he's the MONSTER of Akina.

Bunta's favorite restaurant is GoobNe Chicken. He found it more better than KFC.

Posted by: Bubs Jun 14 2009, 07:39 PM

Bunta never suffers from jet lag. In fact, as he travels further from home, he becomes rejuvenated, a phenomenon cleverly named "reverse jet-lag". He knows this because he travels the world on a jet pack powered solely by his own fury.

Bunta could deliver the tofu himself every morning, he just can't be bothered.

Bunta was going to trade in the ~~LOL AE-HACHI-ROKU DESU!!!one11~~ AE86 for a new Subaru Sambar kei truck back when Takumi was eleven. Thankfully for Initial D fans, although the dealership specialized in bad-credit financing and had a sign reading "We finance everyone!" out front, they could not finance Bunta due to his looming bankruptcy, which he averted by refinancing his eyes, which later got repossessed. This explains why you never see his eyes.

Bunta is not actually Japanese. He was born in Bolivia to a family of six and was originally named Jorge (pronounced HORE-HAY), the name being the Spanish version of George. He wound up moving to Japan in the late '60s (side note: he was born in 1924. He ages quite slowly), and promptly set up a tofu shop which provided a fantastic front for his cocaine ring. That's why he chose tofu - it's also white in color. Why he chose a vehicle popular for street racing as a delivery vehicle remains unknown.

Bunta almost purchased the AE86 with an automatic transmission - which would have proven tragic yet hilarious.

~~In Soviet Russia, TOFU eats YOU!~~

Posted by: Meteor Jun 15 2009, 09:07 AM

Bunta thinks Bubs is funny.

When Bunta's behind the wheel, even electric engines scream in fear.

Posted by: Trasher_54 Jun 16 2009, 10:01 PM

Bunta plans to buy a GDBF soon. But, he still hasn't given up on his GC8 yet.

His favorite subjects in school are recess, lunch, and dismissal.

Posted by: Tessou Jun 16 2009, 10:26 PM

The Impreza's horn plays Move B*tch. This does not need explanation.

Posted by: fettman53 Jun 16 2009, 10:40 PM

Bunta and Takumi once had a dog. Unfortunately, Bunta eats those as well. Poor Takumi...

On the Initial D World forums, every time the word "Bunta" is used, Bunta has won another race. That's a lot of races...and that's not even counting the races won by him every time the words "Initial D" are used...and the word "Takumi" and "Fujiwara" and "Hachi-Roku." Holy CRAP, that's a lot of races...

Bunta has actually taken over Initial D World forums, and plans to take over the Wangan Midnight Expressway forums in the near future. The poor administrators don't even know that they are simply puppets. Why do you think we have a thread dedicated to worshipping Bunta?

Bunta eats ricers for breakfast, racers for lunch.......and children for dinner. With dogs on the side, apparently. This has all been confirmed. His cigarettes keep his hunger at bay.

Takumi agreed to do the deliveries in the morning to avoid being eaten.

Posted by: sixdegree Jun 17 2009, 02:08 AM

When Bunta used to deliver his tofu himself, he drift so hard that the tofu fried from the sheer G-force generated.
Bunta never scratch guardrails, they move themselves out of Bunta's way.
Bunta has his own variation of Takumi's Blind Attack: He turn off the lamp (to conceal his position by sight) and turn off the engine (to conceal his position by sound) and still be able to pull it through.
Bunta is the only person who ever race his own shadow, and winning.
Bunta is the only person who ever hydroplaning a car across Akina Lake, and survived.

Posted by: Godot Jun 17 2009, 12:12 PM

Bunta is the only one that can stare down a person to defeat without even getting out of his house.
When Bunta does drive, everyone has to move out of the way because of the shear power of awesomeness emanating from him.
Bunta never needs to go to the doctor because the cigarettes are having the opposite effect on him than regular humans.

Posted by: fettman53 Jun 17 2009, 02:33 PM

Shigeno-san is actually dragging the storyline of Initial D out because he's hoping that Bunta will die from lung cancer before Takumi can race him. Thus, Takumi will keep his ridiculous winning streak.

Posted by: Martyr Jun 17 2009, 03:48 PM

Bunta ate 5 buckets of KFC, 50 McChicken Sandwhiches, and a whole box of cigarettes and he did that while performing a four wheel drift.

Posted by: Saint Jun 17 2009, 08:28 PM

Tofus form in water on their own without soy beans instantly whenever Bunta likes it.

Bunta never raced anyone in Initial D; if he did, the whole series would have ended in just 15 minutes - 1 minute racing, and the rest of 14 minutes spent on smoking.

Posted by: kyonpalm Jun 18 2009, 01:32 AM

Credit for the following goes to my local radio show. They were just so good I had to convert them to Bunta facts.

There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Bunta lives in Japan.
Bunta once shook Chuck Norris' hand... and survived.
Bunta does not read. He stares at a book until it tells him what he wants to know.
Google does not search for Bunta. It knows that Bunta finds you.
Bunta can touch MC Hammer.
Michael Jackson never had his skin bleached. Bunta just told him he was going to kick his ass.

Posted by: twitchykun Jun 18 2009, 05:40 AM

There are no F1 winners. Just people that Bunta allows to win.

Posted by: Saint Jun 18 2009, 06:29 PM

Remember Hiroshima and Nagasaki? It weren't the bombs, actually - Bunta had to open his eyes to look for his missing pack of cigarrettes under his seat while drifting.

Posted by: Martyr Jun 19 2009, 06:58 PM

A rumor was heard that Bunta recieved his God-like skills, from this man:

Bunta's real trainer

Posted by: Trasher_54 Jun 19 2009, 09:46 PM

Bunta loves SNSD's new look.

Bunta also plays Drift City during his spare time.

Posted by: twitchykun Jun 20 2009, 09:48 AM

Baby VOX never quit, Bunta told them to stop singing.

Bunta is the reason why everything happened 3 years ago...

Posted by: Godot Jun 20 2009, 10:41 AM

The only reason why Japan doesnt need an army is because Bunta is there.

Posted by: Rudy Jun 20 2009, 03:43 PM

Bunta didn't like F1, so he told half the team owners to create a separate league.

Posted by: kyonpalm Jun 20 2009, 09:03 PM

For some people, the left nut is larger than the right nut.
For Bunta Fujiwara, each nut is larger than the other.

Posted by: sixdegree Jun 22 2009, 06:53 AM

Bunta's exit speed from a corner is always twice his entry speed.

Nobody can smell what Bunta is cooking. Ever.

Once Sega have the idea of putting Bunta as the first opponent of IDAS 5, the idea quickly scrapped as no game testers in SEGA can even pass the first stage.

Bunta's shoes automatically shine every time he glances at them.

Watching Bunta play an electric guitar is the equivalent of watching the sun implode upon itself or witnessing a black hole rip space and time.

Posted by: Martyr Jun 23 2009, 12:54 PM

Bunta is able to make 1+2=4

He discovered the atomic bomb

The only reason Hitler killed himself, was because Bunta was in town.

Posted by: Meteor Jun 23 2009, 05:31 PM

Snow fears Bunta, and will instantly turn grippy at his presence.

Posted by: Trasher_54 Jun 23 2009, 06:21 PM

Bunta wishes that the PS3's price will go down just like the PS2.

He also defeated both Tsunade and Jiraiya in Myogi. He plans to face Orochimaru next.

Posted by: WRX DEMON Type R Jun 23 2009, 08:23 PM

The tofu shop in Shibukawa wasn't demolished for an urban restructuring process.

Bunta got tired of that town and moved out. As soon as he left the border of the town the tofu shop magically crumbled.

It is said Takumi was still sleeping in it at the time.

Posted by: DigiBunny Jun 24 2009, 12:00 AM

If Bunta says Eraser can do something, it can do ANYTHING.

Posted by: ·rhz· Jun 25 2009, 07:53 AM

Bunta only press the gas pedal with his toe nail, it can do 200 km/h in 7 seconds

Posted by: Trasher_54 Jun 25 2009, 04:55 PM

Bunta wears stunner shades when he opens his eyes.

He also wondered why Negi Springfield is always surrounded by cute girls even if he's a ten year old teacher.

Posted by: toookoooldrew118 Jun 25 2009, 07:59 PM

No matter how much alcohol Bunta consumes, he never gets drunk and can still handle the 86 better than Takumi can.
Bunta will never develop lung cancer because its scared of him.

Posted by: Trasher_54 Jun 26 2009, 05:22 PM

Few years ago, Bunta defeated Michael Jackson in a race in Happogahara. And just like everyone else, he was shocked about MJ's death.

Also, he's checked out the new SNSD music video and thought it was awesome.

Posted by: sixdegree Jun 27 2009, 01:47 AM

Bunta once race the light (who itself travel at 1 million kph). The race is over at the first hairpin turn. Bunta won.

Bunta once goes fishing at Akina Lake. That day, people swore they see a man nailed a Loch Ness monster with a mere fishing rod.

Bunta can pour the wine from a bottle without unscrew it first.

Posted by: LaLaLa Jun 27 2009, 02:17 AM

QUOTE (Trasher_54 @ Jun 23 2009, 06:21 PM)

Bunta wishes that the PS3's price will go down just like the PS2.

He also defeated both Tsunade and Jiraiya in Myogi. He plans to face Orochimaru next.

LOL. Both facts made me laugh. That was great. I wish the PS3's price would go down to like $200. Heck, even if it was $350 people would start to buy it. Then it would own the XBOX360. Oops, that's off-topic. Haha.

Here's one : Bunta complains that in the game he is underpowered. His power is 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 times more than his arcade version.

Posted by: sixdegree Jun 27 2009, 03:55 AM

Bunta is the only person who can divide "infinite" with "zero".

Bunta math:
1 + 1 = 2
2 - 2 = 0
3 / 3 = 1
4 x 4 = FASTEST ON AKINA!

Posted by: LaLaLa Jun 27 2009, 04:02 PM

QUOTE (sixdegree @ Today, 3:55 AM)

Bunta is the only person who can divide "infinite" with "zero".

Bunta math:
1 + 1 = 2
2 - 2 = 0
3 / 3 = 1
4 x 4 = FASTEST ON AKINA!

Haha, I get what you mean. Bunta is so fast XD

Posted by: Godot Jun 27 2009, 04:26 PM

Bunta was originally the pilot of the RX-78, but he let Amuro Ray pilot it because he was busy fighting along sides with Duke Nukem.

Posted by: LaLaLa Jun 27 2009, 04:40 PM

Bunta is God Hand plus God Foot. He is the gods of all gods.

Posted by: Saint Jun 27 2009, 05:02 PM

Bunta can drift with a unicycle.

Bunta closes his eyes because he doesn't need to look at the road; the road moves under his car for him.

Posted by: Trasher_54 Jun 27 2009, 05:47 PM

Bunta defeated Nanjiro Echizen in Akina way back when he was driving the Trueno. He recently had a rematch against him in Nagao using his GC8 and won again. Nanjiro was in tears after his loss.

Bunta also dislikes Nanjiro using a bicycle during daytime and wearing the same clothes everyday.

Posted by: Saint Jun 27 2009, 05:56 PM

Production of Fourth Stage's episode 7 was the toughest anime to make in history. It took a lot of effort to animate GC8V vs AE86T race according to storyline but they were never successful; Bunta always ditched Takumi and pulled away from the start. So in the end, the animators decided to use a stand-in instead. That's why his face was never revealed during the race.

Posted by: Hannah Jun 27 2009, 07:15 PM

QUOTE (Saint @ 2 hours, 13 minutes ago)

Bunta can drift with a unicycle.

Bunta closes his eyes because he doesn't need to look at the road; the road moves under his car for him.

LMFAO
Oh, god. Seriously.
I would like to see someone drift with a unicycle. XD XD

Posted by: Ayako Watanabe Jun 27 2009, 07:46 PM

One dedicated for Michael Jackson:

Bunta Fujiwara once bowed down to MJ after Michael Jackson single handedly defeated him in a race down the hills of Akina. Michael Jackson didn't need no car. instead, he moonwalked his way down the hill. When Bunta finally arrived down the hill, he bowed down to MJ. MJ then did a 360, kick Buntas car to the heavens, grab crotch, and went "WHOO!!". He then simply disappeared as he moonwalked away into the night.

Posted by: Trasher_54 Jun 28 2009, 07:24 PM

^
It's so funny.

Bunta actually appeared in SNSD's new music video as the guy in the first person view. He's lucky to be with them in the shoot, and he thinks the MV is awesome after seeing the final product.

Posted by: Saint Jun 30 2009, 09:40 AM

People and trees in IDAS look like cardboard pictures because Bunta passed them before.

Posted by: DigiBunny Jun 30 2009, 11:23 PM

The reason why we have never seen people with the card name "BUNTA" is because his name acts like it's own little Deathnote. Making the card without due respect gives the person an irresistible urge to smoke; drink; and drive with their eyes closed.

That being said, no mortal can do what Bunta can.

Posted by: LaLaLa Jun 30 2009, 11:40 PM

QUOTE (Ayako Watanabe @ Jun 27 2009, 07:46 PM)

That was funny =D Moonwalking LOL

Posted by: Sanae Jul 1 2009, 02:14 AM

Another reason why Bunta never opens his eyes is because he can get a woman pregnant just by looking at her. He knows the world's overpopulated.

2012 is the year Bunta has decided he'll quit racing. Thus the world WILL end.

Posted by: sixdegree Jul 1 2009, 06:20 AM

When still delivering tofu himself, Bunta place a glass full of radioactive nuclear waste in HIS cup holder to discipline himself. Takumi has it easy.

In IDAS time attack, Bunta never amazed at you for achieving godly time (or even WR time). You're all still too slow for him, after all.

Bunta once play a chess game against Chess World Champion, game ends in ONE move. The opponent king kills itself out of fear of Bunta's wrath.

Posted by: brina&kyla Jul 1 2009, 07:09 AM

I've got a long one here... The story of how Pangya came to be...

A very long time ago, before there was such a thing as Pangya (the game itself), the peaceful Pangya Island was facing a great peril.

Those with much power and evil minds had begun using dark sorcery to steal the life energy of Pangya Island. Robbed of its life energy, Pangya Island grew weaker everyday.

Finally, amidst widespread concern, Brie the Wise One presented a solution.

It was to hit the Aztec, a mysterious magic ball, with the Air Lance, a magical staff, into the hole through which the natural life energy was being drained, to plug the leak.

The one who saved Pangya Island using the Aztec and Air Lance was an unknown hero who had come from the Earth. On Earth, this unknown hero was known as Bunta.

<unwitnessed scene>
As soon as Bunta set his foot on Pangya Island, he stopped the drain of life energy by reversing the flow and sucking up the dark energy beneath, weakening the evil minds. Once he sucked up every last bit of energy and got bored, and seeing the Aztec and Air Lance were similar to a golf ball and club...
</unwitnessed scene>

... he took a single swing and plugged ALL of the holes.

As a result of his heroic actions, Pangya Island was able to recover its life energy, and a game which imitated the feat of the unknown hero was created on Pangya Island in his honor. Of course, none can match that feat since only Bunta can score a -71 (18-hole golf courses normally have a Par 72) on any golf course, whether it is on Earth or on Pangya Island.

With this, a new score term for a -71 has been recognized and it was called Bunta.

Posted by: Saint Jul 1 2009, 09:30 AM

Uchiha Madara lost his left eye cos he peeked into Bunta's shop when he opened his eyes.

Posted by: Turbo MZR Jul 1 2009, 10:43 AM

Ryousuke smoked one of Bunta's cigarettes and never lost a race since.
but all the second hand smoke in the 86 is what gave Takumi god like technique to beat him

Posted by: Martyr Jul 1 2009, 04:41 PM

I once tried to learn the secrets of his drifting, but then found out, so I begged for mercy and I gave away everything I have that I own. Now I just write stuff on the Library in exchange for my life that Bunta spared me. XD

Posted by: DigiBunny Jul 2 2009, 05:02 AM

Bunta does not experience G forces. G forces experience BUNTA.

Bunta does not need to work out. Instead, every time he inhales a breath with a cigarette, he is constantly building up every muscle in his body. This is how he manages to stay in perfect shape despite his age.

Posted by: Trasher_54 Jul 2 2009, 04:36 PM

Bunta defeated Simon Cowell in Nagao several months ago after Simon told him that his GC8 is an absolute disgrace. Bunta proved him wrong.

Bunta also defeated JYP in Irohazaka. It became the reason why JYP focused more on managing his entertainment company in Korea and less on racing.

Posted by: kyonpalm Jul 4 2009, 07:09 AM

Bunta does not take names when he kicks ass, as there is not enough paper in the world on which to write them.

Posted by: Saint Jul 4 2009, 09:21 AM

All ghosts in Fatal Frame immediately vaporise when they see Bunta from distance.

Posted by: Trasher_54 Jul 6 2009, 11:10 PM

Bunta defeated all members of Super Junior in Nagao, all in one night. The members of that group said that Bunta had tried doing the blind attack while running in the deep gutters.

Bunta also defeated the members of SHINee and Tohoshinki the following night, also in Nagao. This time, they all said that Bunta was quick in the first section of both downhill and uphill, jumping his GC8 through all the corners.

And now, these three groups had found another inspiration.

Posted by: DigiBunny Jul 7 2009, 09:20 AM

If YOU have a fully tuned car and Bunta has a fully tuned car,

Then Bunta's car is more tuned than yours.

Posted by: mike962 Jul 7 2009, 09:32 AM

Bunta would wipe the floor in F1 if he enters with his Subaru

That's why he is paid a huge amount of money not to enter

Posted by: sixdegree Jul 7 2009, 07:02 PM

In his younger days Bunta tried to join sport clubs in his school, but always quit the next day as he realized that every kick from his foot always end up in a goal, every hit from his bat ends up in homerun, and so on.

Bunta never experience under steer nor over steer. He only experience perfect line and win.

Bunta is never deployed in the battlefield, because he has the potential of ending the whole human race when given a weapon; thus deemed too dangerous.

Posted by: brina&kyla Jul 7 2009, 07:58 PM

Normal cars with rear wings don't usually fly.

Let Bunta drive them and they WILL fly. Even at 35,000ft.

Posted by: Godot Jul 7 2009, 09:51 PM

Bunta never wants to be famous because if he did, there will be Bunta wannabes and that would tick him off to kill off everyone.

Posted by: Saint Jul 8 2009, 02:33 AM

^ But Bunta went famous anyway, and we don't see Bunta wannabes because he did what he had to do.

Posted by: Trasher_54 Jul 8 2009, 09:18 PM

The cover of Rain's album, Rainism, was shot after Bunta arrived for their race in Nagao (just only a week after Bunta's race against Super Junior, SHINee, and Tohoshinki).

Bunta yet again won that race, only this time, he made 360 degree spins on all corners perfectly. Rain was surprised in seeing that move, and thought of not having a rematch against him ever.

Bunta wasn't dizzy after that race since he had his eyes closed.

Posted by: twitchykun Jul 14 2009, 01:31 PM

Bunta's daughters are SNSD.

Posted by: Dan Jul 15 2009, 05:31 AM

QUOTE (twitchykun @ Yesterday, 1:31 PM)

Bunta's daughters are SNSD.

.......And Takumi gets a really good close-to-romance harem treatment, ala Sister Princess.

Much to the jealousy of Project D and Speedstars.
And Natsuki's/Mika's fiery wrath.

Posted by: Meteor Jul 15 2009, 08:52 AM

A long time ago, with melted rubber, Bunta personally added a racing line onto Mt.Akina. The few who dared follow it at his speed died early deaths.

That line can no longer be found. But Bunta doesn't need it anymore anyway.

All-out driving wears down the tires.
Bunta's all-out driving wears down the road first.

Bunta runs on ethanol.

Posted by: Trasher_54 Jul 16 2009, 04:40 PM

QUOTE (twitchykun @ Jul 14 2009, 01:31 PM)

Bunta's daughters are SNSD.

Takumi would be so lucky if they're his sisters.

Anyway, Bunta bought a copy of SNSD's new album and thought it was nice. Takumi doesn't know about this until now.

Posted by: Lett Jul 16 2009, 05:50 PM

Bunta drifts because it would be too booring to get away so fast from opponent.

Posted by: Trasher_54 Jul 18 2009, 04:41 PM

Bunta also cooks dimsum, but he finds cooking tofu better for now.

Also, Bunta once raced against Big Bang in Myogi. All of the members were defeated when Bunta used blind attack in the entire race. It is not sure wheter they will have a rematch against him or not.

Posted by: Saint Jul 18 2009, 06:42 PM

Bunta can drift anything; cars, bicycle, unicycle, trucks, boats, and even planes.

Posted by: Lett Jul 18 2009, 08:14 PM

Bunta don't have any blood, he have nos instead.

Posted by: WRX DEMON Type R Jul 19 2009, 02:22 AM

Most profitable businesses in Japan answer to the Yakuza.

But in Gunma prefecture, Yakuza answer to THE Bunta.

Posted by: Meteor Jul 19 2009, 04:52 AM

^Nice.

Before Jun Kitami, Bunta was the tuner from hell. His methods included opening up the hood, and calmly saying to the engine "You will be the fastest, or I will not be pleased with you.", causing it to instantly increase its own displacement, durability and efficiency out of fear.

One day, two cars, both tuned by Bunta, went head to head. A paradox occurred - both cars were the fastest car. Unable to solve the paradox, the universe saved itself by removing both cars from existence. Bunta then decided that tuning cars was a pointless profession. . . .

And decided he would tune people instead! Unknown to many, Fujiwara Tofu is able to increase a person's strength, flexibility and awareness, and hide this increase as well. Why would Bunta do this? He got bored with how no one ever gave him a challenge. When Bunta wills it, all who ever ate his tofu will gather together and fight; their abilities unrestrained. And at the end, the strongest of them shall face Bunta.

This fight has yet to happen. Bunta is still waiting for his customers to get stronger.

Posted by: Trasher_54 Jul 20 2009, 05:52 PM

When Bunta types on a keyboard, his typing speed is about 1,995,897,235,074 WPM.

Also, Bunta had a match against Dragon Ash members Kenji Furuya and DJ Bots in Akina. Both members were so close in defeating Bunta, but he won again using the blind attack.

Posted by: RIT_ninja Jul 20 2009, 08:42 PM

when someone beats Bunta on ID4, he said "no wonder ppl say the game is so unreal"

Posted by: Splitter Jul 20 2009, 11:56 PM

QUOTE (Trasher_54 @ 6 hours, 4 minutes ago)

Lol'd hard @ the keyboard fact.

Posted by: .M. Jul 21 2009, 12:23 PM

QUOTE (Meteor @ Jul 19 2009, 04:52 AM)

best one so far man.

Posted by: Trasher_54 Jul 23 2009, 01:35 AM

QUOTE (Splitter @ Jul 20 2009, 11:56 PM)

Lol'd hard @ the keyboard fact.

Thank you.

Bunta had a match against the members of L'arc~en~Ciel recently in Akagi. They too were the victims of his blind attack.

Posted by: brina&kyla Jul 23 2009, 03:32 AM

Before Bunta bought the Impreza, he bought a toy-grade RC of an Impreza. He used this to defeat Takumi on Akina's Downhill without Takumi even noticing. Seeing that even the RC was able to win, is when he bought a real Impreza.

Posted by: outlaw-2 Jul 23 2009, 07:26 AM

Bunta doesn't need a keyboard to type what he wants; the keyboard does it for him 24 hours ago.

The reason why Jeremy Clarkson has a balding patch on a certain part of his head, well, he tried to drift faster than Bunta, in a convertible. It only took Bunta's smirk to send the convertible's low roof shut at a dime, wiping out a patch of his hair.

Bunta used to be selected to travel to the moon, but minutes before lift off, the moon reached Earth for him.

No one can hear Bunta fart, as many people say. That's rubbish! Each earthquake is Bunta's fart!

When Bunta sneezes, a volcano erupts.

North Korea had planned to pick on Bunta but backed off. They had seen the wrath of Bunta opening his eyes; one of their reactors exploded underground and they didn't even know it. The only proof was Bunta's Impreza appearing at the site out of nowhere.

Mike Tyson tried to punch Bunta. The punch turned back to Tyson and punched him instead.

Posted by: Godot Jul 23 2009, 12:09 PM

Bunta drives in reverse and drifts in reverse as a way to make things in a battle more challenging but he still ends up winning because he reverse drifts reaches 300 khm.

Posted by: Trasher_54 Jul 23 2009, 05:24 PM

Bunta plans on using the Concept One Ebisu as his new racing seat for his GC8.

Also, Bunta was able to buy a lot of USBs for himself and Takumi. But, he usually uses them when having TAs in Akina.

Posted by: Cyrus430 Jul 24 2009, 04:45 PM

Bunta can never realize he is not real. For everyone will then die...

Posted by: kyonpalm Jul 24 2009, 05:16 PM

QUOTE (Cyrus430 @ 31 minutes, 21 seconds ago)

Bunta can never realize he is not real. For everyone will then die...

But if he isn't real, then how can everyone -- man that's heavy...

Posted by: PeterTWJ Jul 24 2009, 08:44 PM

Bunta can even win the race with his car spinning 360 degree (donut) continuously.

Posted by: Trasher_54 Jul 24 2009, 11:35 PM

Bunta owns five cellphones and are all in his GC8. As usual, Takumi doesn't know about this.

Also, Bunta wants Michael Schumacher to join a drift competition.

Posted by: WRX DEMON Type R Jul 25 2009, 09:30 AM

QUOTE (PeterTWJ @ Yesterday, 1:44 PM)

Bunta can even win the race with his car spinning 360 degree (donut) continuously.

HAhaha, this one made me laugh LMAO!!

Posted by: Cyrus430 Jul 29 2009, 09:59 AM

Bunta made a deal with the devil so that he will never lose a race. The deal was that Bunta would sacrifice his eyesight for superhuman driving abilities, also having to collect souls. Now every time Bunta beats someone in the middle of the race they have their soul stolen which explains why they are overwhelmed at the end of a race.

Bunta is pure evil.

Posted by: kyonpalm Jul 29 2009, 10:31 AM

Just how fast is Bunta Fujiwara?
On January 21, 1990 - the age of Italo-Disco - he took a trip to Italy and visited the studios of Beat Freak.
His mere presance was enough to speed up the very music produced.
Thus, Eurobeat is born.

Posted by: HydE's High In The Sky Jul 29 2009, 07:32 PM

Bunta is like Neo in Matrix... He can watever the hell he want.... Even steer the car using ONLY his mind.... and made the akina S-corner become straight whenever he wishes 2.....
damn.....

Posted by: Trasher_54 Aug 1 2009, 10:30 PM

Bunta planned on facing the Elric brothers on Akina, but he decided to take on their father instead.

Also, Bunta usually plays Mafia Wars on his Facebook account. He was supposed to play Street Racing there, but he thought it was not as exciting as Drift City.

Posted by: DigiBunny Aug 2 2009, 01:51 AM

^
But then Bunta changed his mind and decided to use a step5-all Hachi and dominate the leaderboard. He didnt use the Impreza because it looked nothing like the car that could take his glory.

Posted by: Trasher_54 Aug 3 2009, 06:34 PM

Bunta was a fan of Gundam way back when he was a teenager, and had owned 100+ Gundam robot models. He gave them away to Takumi.

Also, the tuning of Bunta's CG8 is now at 9-9-9-9-8.

Posted by: HydE's High In The Sky Aug 3 2009, 09:06 PM

bunta was once in the keroro platoon....he left them bcoz they got such stupid captain...instead of choosing him as their leader, they choose dat stupid frog...

btw, bunta can easily invade pekopon with the 1 eye open technique

Posted by: godhand Aug 4 2009, 09:12 AM

Bunta answers to no god, gods pay homage to Bunta

when Bunta drives the entire galaxy moves

it was Bunta's scheme to create the earth and japan, so he can demonstrate a 0.00.01% of his Godliness.

Posted by: Trasher_54 Aug 6 2009, 01:10 AM

Bunta changed his GC8's color from Grey to Blue because it reminds him of WRC.

Bunta had recently defeated the members of SS501 in Myogi, this time with only the blind attack. SS501 were a bit shocked after that race.

Posted by: Saint Aug 6 2009, 02:11 AM

Bunta doesn't pray. Everyone else prays to him (Buntaism).

Posted by: Trasher_54 Aug 7 2009, 11:24 PM

Bunta sleeps for just 3-4 hours everynight, and also sleeps during noon.

He also prefers Facebook over Friendster because of the game apps.

Posted by: WRX DEMON Type R Aug 8 2009, 07:37 AM

Bunta doesn't have a computer or any other appliance to access the internet, but he's able to tell that we are talking about him on IDW simply by going to sleep.

Bunta is amused by all the "facts" that we've come up with and smiles in his sleep.

Takumi saw Bunta smiling in his sleep one night and became very angry, assuming that Bunta is dreaming about the one time he totally pwned Takumi.

Posted by: Saint Aug 8 2009, 08:19 AM

If you drive at 200kmph and Bunta also at 200kmph, he's still faster than you.

Posted by: kyonpalm Aug 8 2009, 11:22 PM

Bunta is so powerful, he's made the list...

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Posted by: jeth-kazama Aug 9 2009, 12:22 AM

QUOTE (Cyrus430 @ Jul 29 2009, 09:59 AM)

LMAO! Did he talked to the Devil z?!?!!?

and akio says" Demon ja nai"

Posted by: Saint Aug 9 2009, 10:56 AM

Bunta can suck a marble through his cigarette.

Posted by: Lett Aug 10 2009, 04:38 AM

UFO's can't keep up with Bunta

Bunta's blind attack is so powerful, that it will suprise even blind man

Michael Schumacher quit F1 because there were rumours that Bunta will race.

Posted by: Trasher_54 Aug 10 2009, 06:23 PM

Bunta went to a lot of car shows around the world, and got stickers and flyers as his souvenirs.

He also went to several anime conventions in Japan when Takumi was a young boy. He only bought Gundam merchandises from those conventions because of his love for the Gundam series.

Posted by: Saint Aug 10 2009, 06:33 PM

QUOTE (Lett @ Today, 4:38 AM)

UFO's can't keep up with Bunta

Bunta drives so fast and mysterious that people thought they saw a UFO.

Posted by: Trasher_54 Aug 13 2009, 05:54 PM

Bunta likes to race every Halloween to scare people on the road.

Last halloween, he managed to drive his GC8 like a UFO in Akina and causes a big rumor of a UFO sighting there.

Posted by: rice. Aug 13 2009, 10:36 PM

QUOTE (Martyr @ May 29 2009, 12:59 PM)

Chuck Norris closes his eyes and prays that Bunta isn't in the closet.

that would have to be the best one in this whole thread.

/thread

Posted by: DigiBunny Aug 14 2009, 12:43 AM

The reason the Omnius copies began to mulfunction during the Jihad is because the virus Vorian put into the update spheres contained videos of Bunta racing. The Evermind was immediatley corrupted upon seeing Bunta's first drift down Akina; it's calculations always ending in fatal errors when it tried to computer for Bunta's speed.

Thus was Bunta the savior of Humanity.

Posted by: Saint Aug 15 2009, 11:29 PM

Bunta can reverse drift and still win.

Anakin quitted pod racing a year after he won Sebulba, because he was broken by Bunta's 86.

Posted by: kou yuuzhen Aug 16 2009, 12:09 AM

bunta actually hates tofu, or in fact anything to do with tofu, he just sells them to make a living

and that bunta had approved of natsuki as his daughter-in-law initially, but changes his mind after he saw kyoko

Posted by: Trasher_54 Aug 19 2009, 04:10 PM

Bunta knows how to design a web page, but doesn't want to have his own website just yet.

Also, Bunta had a recent match with the members of L'Arc~en~Ciel in Akagi and won using only the reverse shift. One of the members, Hyde, thought it was too weird for Bunta to do that.

Posted by: Godot Aug 20 2009, 12:16 AM

Bunta's eyes are permanently shut for a reason. When he does open his eyes, he brings forth the Apocalypse and the destruction of Earth.

Edit: typo =X

Posted by: kou yuuzhen Aug 20 2009, 04:45 AM

the reason bunta doesnt race anymore nowadays is, whenever he races akina will be flooded with the entire female population in japan, plus all the female members in IDW

bunta's fav snack is pizza hut's super family-sized thai-flavour curry-masala with pineapple pizza, but he never admitted it cos its bad for business

Posted by: Saint Aug 22 2009, 12:27 PM

In his young days, Bunta raced up and down the hill to deliver tofu with the cup full of water to its rim. It never spilled, despite the slopes. It still never does today.

Posted by: Trasher_54 Aug 23 2009, 04:44 AM

Bunta was supposed to be featured with his GC8 in last month's issue of Import Tuner magazine. Unfortunately, the editors found it too simple and featured Top Speed Inc. with their GC8 instead.

Bunta now plans to be featured in Top Gear magazine.

Posted by: BiBi Aug 28 2009, 06:57 PM

hahaha Bunta has turned into the ID Chuck, good to see

Posted by: impreza0109 Aug 29 2009, 02:52 PM

When Bunta opens his eyes, he uses the Penance Stare (from Ghost Rider) on you.

Posted by: Saint Aug 31 2009, 12:43 PM

Bunta can lead an Impreza to water AND make it drink.

Posted by: kyonpalm Sep 1 2009, 05:33 PM

Bunta can speak French... in Russian.

Posted by: fretfrenzy182 Sep 1 2009, 06:57 PM

Bunta makes you hang on every word. Even the pepositions

Posted by: impreza0109 Sep 1 2009, 07:31 PM

Bunta's eyes are actually twin black holes, when opened, it'll suck everything! xD

Posted by: Trasher_54 Sep 2 2009, 08:39 PM

Bunta usually reads the sport compact catalogs to order all of the parts. The parts ordered are even made christams gifts to Takumi.

Bunta also had a race against Hanamichi Sakuragi in Nagao recently. Sakuragi's overconfidence had made him lose that race, with Bunta winning using the reverse shift yet again.

Posted by: impreza0109 Sep 3 2009, 12:13 AM

contrary to that post about bunta winning a staring contest with medusa...

when medusa stares at you, you become a stone statue.
when bunta opens his eyes and stares at you, you turn into exhaust gas! lol

Posted by: Randy Sep 3 2009, 04:50 AM

It is said by many folks in my home area, that Bunta can perform Inertia Drift in regardless of what type of car he's driving.

From a massive double-decker bus to a old-beat-up cab, he can even perform a complete Sadi Drift stacked along with continuous Inertia Drifting with all those cars and even Motorbikes or Unicycles.

And yes, of course, he can did all of these with his eyes shut and one hand holding his cigarette while his mind was thinking of new ways to train Takumi or more boring stuffs like making a new recipe for his Tofu delivery (They all taste good, we know. Even if some of us may not be a fan of Tofu, if it's made by Bunta, it HAS to be DAMN GOOD.)

Posted by: Saint Sep 3 2009, 07:43 AM

In Live Action Initial D, Ryosuke was murdered, twice, during the scene he provoked Bunta. Edison Chen's line and that scene were filmed separately.

Posted by: kou yuuzhen Sep 3 2009, 08:00 AM

QUOTE (Saint @ 16 minutes, 37 seconds ago)

In Live Action Initial D, Ryosuke was murdered, twice, during the scene he provoked Bunta. Edison Chen's line and that scene were filmed separately.

i don't wanna comment on this, but somebody's going to be really sorry

Posted by: Saint Sep 3 2009, 08:04 AM

^ Lol...

Relax... I know you're his no. 1 fan aspiring to be his wife. We have Dragonballs.

Posted by: kyonpalm Sep 3 2009, 08:07 AM

QUOTE (Saint @ 2 minutes, 53 seconds ago)

^ Lol...

Relax... I know you're his no. 1 fan aspiring to be his wife. We have Dragonballs.

NO U. We have Buntaballs. *refers to the thread we're in*

Posted by: Saint Sep 3 2009, 08:12 AM

Haha desho desho!

Another one:

Dragonballs were made from a certain substance stolen by the Nameks, from Bunta's toilet...

Posted by: Randy Sep 3 2009, 03:26 PM

^ LOL WHUT?

Ahem...anyway, I'll contribute another one.

Bunta is said to eat 10 worn out tires a day quietly while his son is doing deliveries just so when the car returns and knew he ate 10 busted tires, the car's grip returned to normal as if it never run before because the car knew that its tires are screwed if Bunta found out that the tires are wearing out with him on the wheels...

So, Bunta will never slide out regardless of how he's driving.

Posted by: Trasher_54 Sep 5 2009, 06:58 AM

Bunta was supposed to go a Dragon Ash concert with Takumi last month, but he doesn't know anyone who could look after his tofu shop besides Iketani.

Also, he also tuned his GC8 to 10-10-10-9-8. He'll be tuning his ECU again soon.

Posted by: WRX DEMON Type R Sep 5 2009, 08:29 AM

QUOTE (Trasher_54 @ 1 hour, 30 minutes ago)

Bunta was supposed to go a Dragon Ash concert with Takumi last month, but he doesn't know anyone who could look after his tofu shop besides Iketani.

Hahahah.

Iketani did such a bad job, Bunta just sold the place to the city to be demolished. Hence why the tofu shop is gone now, in real life.

Also, Bunta called me the other day. He wants his username back.

Posted by: Jodo Sep 5 2009, 06:37 PM

Bunta Loves everyone, cuz Bunta is love, and as far as we know, God is love... therefore, Bunta is God

Posted by: Randy Sep 10 2009, 06:03 AM

Some said that if you smoke 10 cigs a day, you'll die within a week or two.

Bunta smokes 100000 cigs every minute, and he'll remained healthy because lung cancer feared him till now.

Posted by: Trasher_54 Sep 10 2009, 02:46 PM

QUOTE (WRX DEMON Type R @ Sep 5 2009, 08:29 AM)

It's a funny fact.

Bunta is scarier than Ai Enma. In fact, Ai got scared in seeing Bunta in a dark room when she made a visit to their house.

Posted by: Saint Sep 10 2009, 09:06 PM

Enma Ai had to hide in her sunset world cos she's afraid of Bunta.

There's a glitch in Jigoku Tsuushin; People who type 'Fujiwara Bunta' in Jigoku Tsuushin at 12.00am will result in their own deaths. Twice. When asked, Enma Ai said that it was no glitch.

Posted by: Randy Sep 11 2009, 03:33 AM

^---ROFL!!! XD

Bunta can drive any oldies car that has less horsepower than 80 and will still be able to reach 300 KM/H within 5 seconds with only one toe tapping the gas pedal gently.

Because of Bunta's wrath influence, the engine refuse to ever blow when he's on the wheels. Oil Pressure and Water Temperature of the car he drives will ALWAYS be ICY COOL.

Posted by: Trasher_54 Sep 12 2009, 04:11 PM

After seeing the pictures of the Super Junior members wearing New Balance shoes, Bunta thought that it might be their tribute to him.

Bunta also has no plans in having a rematch against Super Junior since they were already defeated in Nagao.

Posted by: Saint Sep 13 2009, 03:28 AM

Devil Z isn't really a devil, actually. The reason why it crashed so many times was because Bunta happened to pass by.

Posted by: Randy Sep 13 2009, 03:33 AM

Devil Z crashed because of Bunta passing by, huh...

Imagine what will happen if Bunta were to accidentally bumped the Devil Z's bumper...LOL

Posted by: Saint Sep 13 2009, 04:27 AM

^ Unrecoverable. Devil Z won't be that lucky anymore.

Devil Z's motivation of 300+ kmph is because it was afraid of Bunta.

Posted by: Randy Sep 13 2009, 04:33 PM

^---Oh Noes!

For Higurashi no Naku Koro ni fans and Bunta fans together.

We all know that Shion is on a killing rampage when she went psycho and all just to look for the person who is responsible behind Satoshi's disappearance.

Her killing rampage and psycho came to a dead stop once because when she's about to kill the last victim (Keiichi, if I recall correctly) when she took a glimpse at Bunta opening his eyes.

The wrath is just too severe that it sever up the split personality of Shion.

Posted by: Geo@SRS Sep 14 2009, 12:22 AM

If Bunta even so looks at a piece of dust, tofu shall appear in its place.

Posted by: Trasher_54 Sep 15 2009, 07:10 PM

Bunta defeated Ryo Watanabe recently in Tsukuba using both blind attack and the reverse shift. Ryo was disappointed after that match.

Also, Bunta still prefers New Balance over other shoes.

Posted by: Saint Sep 21 2009, 05:23 AM

Kitami Jun once attempted to open up an engine he didn't know was created by Bunta. He was punched by the engine the moment he opened the bonnet. And that's how he got his scar.

Posted by: Randy Sep 21 2009, 05:39 AM

^ The engine can PUNCH?

I am super surprised by Bunta's Engine design skills!!

Posted by: kyonpalm Sep 21 2009, 10:14 AM

QUOTE (Randy @ 4 hours, 35 minutes ago)

^ The engine can PUNCH?

I am super surprised by Bunta's Engine design skills!!

Just like Chuck Norris' beard can punch, silly.

Similarly, Bunta Fujiwara actually has three fists - the third is hidden in his right eye. The left conceals various weapons.

Posted by: Saint Sep 22 2009, 11:10 AM

QUOTE (Randy @ Yesterday, 5:39 AM)

^ The engine can PUNCH?

I am super surprised by Bunta's Engine design skills!!

Not only engines...

Anything Bunta makes can punch. Even tofus can punch the crap out of you, twice, if you don't finish them.

Posted by: kyonpalm Sep 22 2009, 11:56 AM

Bunta can slam a revolving door shut.

Posted by: Trasher_54 Sep 23 2009, 07:36 PM

Bunta usually collects photobooks and photo diaries of every musician.

He also collects car stickers, but gives them away to Yuichi. Yuichi doesn't need car stickers, though.

Posted by: man_in_evo6 Sep 23 2009, 11:52 PM

QUOTE (Trasher_54 @ 4 hours, 15 minutes ago)

Bunta usually collects photobooks and photo diaries of every musician.

He also collects car stickers, but gives them away to Yuichi. Yuichi doesn't need car stickers, though.

Ah, that's where you're wrong. Because Bunta's stickers actually do add 10 horsepower to your car.

Posted by: Randy Sep 24 2009, 02:51 AM

^ Ditto to that.

If any stickers touched by Bunta is in the hands of another driver, their cars instantly gain some boost just by sticking it onto their rides. WHEREVER they stick it to, the car will have FULL effect Boost.

Posted by: Skv012a Sep 24 2009, 11:15 AM

QUOTE (Randy @ 8 hours, 23 minutes ago)

^ Why not just "car with Bunta's sticker automatically wins" lol.

Great thread btw.

Posted by: Saint Sep 24 2009, 11:24 AM

^ Takumi's secret of winning every single time: Fujiwara Tofu Shop sticker, made by Bunta. Until he raced the maker. Lol.

The AE86 engine blew up in Akagi because Bunta said, 'I want him (Takumi) to lose.'

Posted by: Skv012a Sep 24 2009, 11:47 AM

QUOTE (Saint @ 22 minutes, 55 seconds ago)

So, who still doesn't believe in god lol?

Posted by: Trasher_54 Sep 24 2009, 03:50 PM

QUOTE (man_in_evo6 @ Yesterday, 11:52 PM)

Ah, that's where you're wrong. Because Bunta's stickers actually do add 10 horsepower to your car.

I didn't know that.

Bunta recently tuned his GC8 to 11-11-11-10-9. He now plans for another match.

Posted by: Randy Sep 24 2009, 08:12 PM

^ haha

Maybe when Bunta tuned his car till 14-14-14-14-14 then we will see how far can Bunta go, considering he has no limits anyway.

Posted by: Trasher_54 Sep 26 2009, 04:49 PM

^
It's a funny fact.

Bunta had a recent match against Jenson Button in Akagi with his GC8 tuned now at 12-11-11-10-10. He won yet again with the use of the blind attack. He was supposed to use reverse shift, but he gave it a rest for that race.

Posted by: HydE's High In The Sky Sep 29 2009, 01:46 AM

Bunta is touge lover-racer....he can attack any hairpins jz like driving in straight line, with no problem at all....but when he did drive at wangan, the car did he use to drive will eventually open a door....STRAIGHT TO HELL!!! and even the demon scared of him though....including the devil Z....

YA-HA!

Posted by: Saint Sep 29 2009, 03:10 AM

Kanye West apologised almost immediately after the VMA incident because he realized Bunta watched it.

"Ima let you finish, but Bunta-sama is the greatest of all time... The greatest, of ALL time."

Posted by: Trasher_54 Sep 29 2009, 03:16 PM

Bunta had warned Kanye about his actions just after his incident an airport against the paparazzi.

And now that Kanye made another incident, Bunta plans on racing against him in Akina.

Posted by: HydE's High In The Sky Sep 29 2009, 07:32 PM

n yeah...bunta made Kanye teeth goes wire again, by jz a blink of 'the eye'...

"tru the wire...."

Posted by: Trasher_54 Sep 30 2009, 06:09 PM

Besides making tofu, Bunta also creates other recipes including Adobo.

Also, he already had a clue on what is the Krusty Krab hamburger's secret ingredient.

Posted by: diu. Sep 30 2009, 09:10 PM

bunta can RUN OVER 9000 MPH !!! he drives because he doesnt want to waste money on new shoes

Posted by: Trasher_54 Oct 2 2009, 12:49 AM

Bunta recently watched the F1 race in his vacation in Singapore with Takumi. He found that race interesting but he'll use the GC8 if he'll participate in that race.

He also watched the F1 music show there, but only for a while because he was already tired and let Takumi watch it instead.

Posted by: Saint Oct 2 2009, 12:59 AM

Bunta watched F1 not long ago, and said with a smile, "

Hmmm, mada mada ne?" Then proceeded, "Rubbish, will always be rubbish."

Renault happened to pass by when he made that comment... So, that's what happened.

Posted by: Trasher_54 Oct 3 2009, 04:16 AM

Bunta raced against Colin McRae in Nagao years ago before Colin passed away. Bunta, as usual, won that race using the blind attack.

Colin was impressed with his driving ability and gave him a copy of his game, Dirt 1. And now, Bunta had bought Dirt 2 for the PS3 and still remembers that race.

Posted by: Lett Oct 3 2009, 04:46 AM

Bunta has won every racer in the world, but no one knows that, because he is too fast to anyone notice him.

Posted by: diu. Oct 3 2009, 06:30 PM

everyone of bunta's wife is dead because he F**KS as fast as he drives

Posted by: sixdegree Oct 3 2009, 11:03 PM

Bunta can up-shift to 6 in a 5 gear car.

Bunta can paint the town red. Literally.

Bunta can catch a fly with a single piece of chopstick.

Bunta can NOT understand why other people must slow down before a turn.

Bunta can drive and walk at the same time, in different place.

Posted by: Saint Oct 4 2009, 06:51 AM

^ Haha those were good. Keep it up.

There's no course record for Bunta; time can never catch up. EVER.

Posted by: Trasher_54 Oct 5 2009, 02:11 AM

Bunta is still learning the dance steps of Super Junior's "Sorry, Sorry". Takumi had already learned it quickly.

Also, he only uses the internet once a month.

Posted by: DigiBunny Oct 5 2009, 03:57 AM

Bunta has no sex drive. Rather, sex has a Bunta drive.

Posted by: sixdegree Oct 5 2009, 06:43 AM

Bunta does not simply walk into Mordor, her drives there.

Bunta is the only person who can outfit golden rims on about every car, and still get away from being called a massive ricer.

Bunta tofu run is the reason why Nissan create the GTR line up, why Porsche add turbo to their standard car line up, and Ferrari joins F1 championship.

Posted by: Trasher_54 Oct 5 2009, 10:42 PM

Bunta rarely change his tires because it never wears out. But, he usually change his car freshener because it runs out after a race.

Also, Bunta can make sumi-e (Ink and wash paintings) just like in Okami.

Posted by: Saint Oct 5 2009, 11:09 PM

Bunta hates lame facts.

Just like Takumi blew his engine trying to catch up with Sudoh Kyoichi, Richard Hammond crashed the Vampire trying to match Bunta's hairpin cornering speed.

Posted by: huanic Oct 6 2009, 09:03 PM

He can race without opening his eyes and hands. Whatever car he sits in moves on its own.

He can make a stock AE86 go 400HP or higher whenever he likes.

He can do roundhouse kicks with closed eyes.

Racing theories do not apply to Bunta. He is the theory.

He eats cigarrettes.

He uses brake only to spare his opponents' dignity.

Brake pedal is only an accessory to him.

He sues Sega Rosso for using his name in IDAS without the inclusion of '-sama' to it.

He sues Sega new york asian escort Rosso for new york asian escorts slowing his time to 30 seconds longer in IDAS.

Shigeno Shuichi did not new york escort write the new york escorts story. Bunta dictated him.

Continue, GO GO GO! laugh.gif

This post has been edited by Saint on May 29 2009, 08:31

Posted by: HydE's High In The Sky Oct 7 2009, 12:39 AM

^

wat's new york asian escort?

and most of the point is used alrdy....

@topic

hell yeah! bunta makes hyde teeth goes straight with jz a blink of his eyes....

Posted by: Saint Oct 7 2009, 12:49 AM

^That was spam. huanic copied my entire first post (not most of the points, but ALL).

Posted by: kou yuuzhen Oct 7 2009, 12:51 AM

QUOTE (HydE's High In The Sky @ 11 minutes, 35 seconds ago)

wat's new york asian escort?

was asking that too. he's got toronto asian escort in another post

Posted by: kyonpalm Oct 7 2009, 12:53 AM

QUOTE (kou yuuzhen @ 2 minutes, 27 seconds ago)

was asking that too. he's got toronto asian escort in another post

He's just a bot. A mod will get him soon, I've reported him anyway.

Posted by: HydE's High In The Sky Oct 7 2009, 12:56 AM

yah...evry post he did the same...i got report bout him 2.

Posted by: Saint Oct 7 2009, 01:05 AM

It was creative, though. I mean, in spamming. First time I see such style.

Posted by: HydE's High In The Sky Oct 7 2009, 01:24 AM

he's quite daring i'd say....to mess up in 'BUNTA-sama thread'