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tsukikomi | Posted: Jun 23 2015, 10:16 PM |
Falbury~<3 Group: TRAP CLUB Posts: 708 Member No.: 43,994 Joined: Jun 23rd 2014 Location: Southcenter Parkway | How much of a internet tough guy are ya? |
Falbere | Posted: Jun 23 2015, 10:52 PM |
Back from the dead, baby Group: IDP Admin Posts: 1,327 Member No.: 43,254 Joined: Mar 31st 2014 Location: Singapore | I play call of duty and yell at people who quickscope at me with my 12 year old voice. |
Spaz | Posted: Jun 24 2015, 09:39 AM |
Just a guy towing a car across the country to chase a dream. Group: FORUM MODERATOR Posts: 9,272 Member No.: 30,193 Joined: Jul 25th 2008 Location: Plymouth, MN | I maliciously taunt other players in Halo lobbies until they start taunting back, then beat them so bad in-game that they leave. I also troll the ever living piss out of FB groups. |
Kiroshino | Posted: Jun 24 2015, 10:35 AM |
IDW Goldmember Group: FORUM MODERATOR Posts: 2,453 Member No.: 34,203 Joined: Oct 22nd 2009 Location: NJ, USA | Marshmellow status. |
tsukikomi | Posted: Jun 24 2015, 10:55 AM | ||
Falbury~<3 Group: TRAP CLUB Posts: 708 Member No.: 43,994 Joined: Jun 23rd 2014 Location: Southcenter Parkway |
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo. | ||
Kiroshino | Posted: Jun 24 2015, 11:04 AM |
IDW Goldmember Group: FORUM MODERATOR Posts: 2,453 Member No.: 34,203 Joined: Oct 22nd 2009 Location: NJ, USA | When you find me, I'll be outside on a lawn chair, drinking a beer, and pretending to give a f*ck. |
Rudy | Posted: Jun 24 2015, 11:25 AM |
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tsukikomi | Posted: Jun 24 2015, 11:26 AM | ||
Falbury~<3 Group: TRAP CLUB Posts: 708 Member No.: 43,994 Joined: Jun 23rd 2014 Location: Southcenter Parkway |
I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you | ||
Rudy | Posted: Jun 24 2015, 11:33 AM |
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tsukikomi | Posted: Jun 24 2015, 11:40 AM | ||
Falbury~<3 Group: TRAP CLUB Posts: 708 Member No.: 43,994 Joined: Jun 23rd 2014 Location: Southcenter Parkway |
Its soo cash meng | ||
Nerubian | Posted: Jun 24 2015, 11:42 AM |
Living in the woods when it's raining in the dark. Group: Advanced Members Posts: 1,500 Member No.: 36,931 Joined: Jan 25th 2011 Location: Update Profile | Not sure if serious or trolling. Anyway, some years ago I discovered the dark net by accident and didn't faint and didn't get nightmares. |
Rudy | Posted: Jun 24 2015, 11:42 AM |
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Tessou | Posted: Jun 24 2015, 11:45 AM |
More NEGATIVE than a black hole Group: ADMINISTRATOR Posts: 19,345 Member No.: 12,263 Joined: Sep 12th 2005 Location: Update Profile | I read the entirety of Pain Series on ED without looking away from the screen. |
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Rudy | Posted: Jun 24 2015, 11:56 AM |
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kyonpalm | Posted: Jun 24 2015, 12:02 PM | ||
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tsukikomi | Posted: Jun 24 2015, 12:03 PM | ||
Falbury~<3 Group: TRAP CLUB Posts: 708 Member No.: 43,994 Joined: Jun 23rd 2014 Location: Southcenter Parkway |
I'm a real interweeb toughy~ | ||
Seri | Posted: Jun 24 2015, 12:55 PM |
Quirks and Features of IDW Group: FORUM MODERATOR Posts: 1,891 Member No.: 40,610 Joined: Feb 21st 2013 Location: Showroom | ^ This guy are sick. But seriously, I dunno. I'm pretty quiet. This post has been edited by Miura Seri on Jun 24 2015, 12:56 PM |
Möbius | Posted: Jun 24 2015, 01:32 PM | ||
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Nice copy pasta, but it's almost as old as the internet. The other one is a bit newer. | ||
tsukikomi | Posted: Jun 24 2015, 01:44 PM | ||
Falbury~<3 Group: TRAP CLUB Posts: 708 Member No.: 43,994 Joined: Jun 23rd 2014 Location: Southcenter Parkway |
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Möbius | Posted: Jun 24 2015, 01:44 PM | ||
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Now that one I haven't seen. | ||
APX | Posted: Jun 24 2015, 04:42 PM |
Join the Empire today! Or die, rebel scum! Group: Advanced Members Posts: 13,455 Member No.: 1,473 Joined: Mar 18th 2004 Location: Update Profile | Why you mad. |
Nomake Wan | Posted: Jun 24 2015, 05:20 PM | ||
ShiMACHaze Group: Advanced Members Posts: 19,542 Member No.: 5,394 Joined: Feb 5th 2005 Location: Drydock |
Image size reduced, original size: 1280 x 720. Click here to view the image in its original dimension. I'm so badass I reported this thread for spam then posted in it anyway. Come at me bro. [ Post made via Mobile Device ] | ||
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Kiroshino | Posted: Jun 24 2015, 05:48 PM | ||
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The first rule of dark net: You do not talk about dark net. Everyone: Please give a warm welcome to Alex Holden. Hello, Alex. | ||
APX | Posted: Jun 24 2015, 07:04 PM |
Join the Empire today! Or die, rebel scum! Group: Advanced Members Posts: 13,455 Member No.: 1,473 Joined: Mar 18th 2004 Location: Update Profile | Dark net tastes salty, damn salty son. |
Rudy | Posted: Jun 24 2015, 08:20 PM |
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