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DamienWolf | Posted: Jun 1 2009, 02:52 AM |
Not Without Incident Group: Advanced Members Posts: 2,803 Member No.: 22,878 Joined: Jan 18th 2007 Location: Someplace very violent... | - Bunta is actually a secret robot on the transformers movie and he changes into an Impreza. He just created the autobots and the decepticons because he was bored. - There is no "horsepower", "transmission", "revolution", "suspension" or other automotive terms in Bunta's vocabulary. There is only "Move". "Stop". and "drool-worthy-uber-electromagnetic-dimension-tearing-drift". - The reason why we are posting right now is because Bunta put in a subliminal message on all Initial D episodes and we were programmed by him to post at the exact time we just posted now just to amuse him. |
Ayako Watanabe | Posted: Jun 1 2009, 04:54 AM | ||
Living In A Amish Paradise Group: Advanced Members Posts: 6,076 Member No.: 2,415 Joined: Jul 30th 2004 Location: York, Pennsylvania |
Okay, I laughed out loud at the last one While you are asleep in your bed, having a fantasy about women, your car is having a fantasy about Bunta. This is why your car leaves a bit of a oil stain on the driveway. | ||
sixdegree | Posted: Jun 1 2009, 06:08 AM |
IDW Member Group: Members Posts: 26 Member No.: 30,321 Joined: Aug 7th 2008 Location: Jakarta | Bunta rotates the water in the cup while driving, as well as rotates the whole car, the mountain itself, entire japan, and the whole world (that's why we have 'noon' and 'night'). Bunta's UBW chant: I'm the bean of my tofu. Soy is my body and water is my blood. I Have created over a thousand tofu. Unaware of taste. Nor aware of texture. Withstood sleepiness to create many blocks. Waiting for the next order's arrival. I have no regrets, this is the only path. My whole life was "Unlimited Tofu Works." |
Gunma's 34 | Posted: Jun 1 2009, 06:18 AM |
The R34's chosen one Group: Advanced Members Posts: 804 Member No.: 27,787 Joined: Dec 13th 2007 Location: Makati, Philippines | Bunta is Buddha, nonetheless... If your car left a water spill under the chassis... you know Bunta was there... same goes for the oil spill. (I can't think of any at the moment... ) |
Saint | Posted: Jun 1 2009, 08:03 AM |
The 6th Blameless Shift Group: Advanced Members Posts: 2,720 Member No.: 2,067 Joined: Jun 21st 2004 Location: The Other Side | Formula One cars were actually inspired by Bunta. But they were not even close at emulating his speed. Bunta never wears a watch. He decides what time it is. Bunta does not need to be at the racing scene to know what's going on; he decides who should win from his tofu shop itself. |
DigiBunny | Posted: Jun 2 2009, 04:40 AM |
Reading is magic! Group: Advanced Members Posts: 2,601 Member No.: 30,700 Joined: Sep 24th 2008 Location: Philippines | Bunta drives with headlights on to give the ILLUSION that he is mortal bound by the limitations of the human body. |
Dan | Posted: Jun 2 2009, 04:46 AM |
IDW Special Member Group: Members Posts: 282 Member No.: 24,971 Joined: Jun 23rd 2007 Location: Cebu, Philippines | Bunta once beated Legendary F1 champ Michael Schumacher and his Ferrari FXX in the Nurburgring track using the Reliant Regal Supervan III w/ a gap of 5,000 Meters. This post has been edited by Dan on Jun 2 2009, 04:46 AM |
Saint | Posted: Jun 2 2009, 05:45 AM |
The 6th Blameless Shift Group: Advanced Members Posts: 2,720 Member No.: 2,067 Joined: Jun 21st 2004 Location: The Other Side | Bunta doesn't know what a Sileighty is because he doesn't need to; he is Bunta, and that's enough. For anyone who doesn't know who Bunta is, they better do and start writing Bunta facts for his blessings in racing. |
Kei | Posted: Jun 2 2009, 02:32 PM |
IDW Regular Member Group: Members Posts: 248 Member No.: 2,489 Joined: Aug 7th 2004 Location: Montreal, Quebec Canada | A lot of them are pretty damn funny lol hope this is good enough to contribute "If Bunta opens his eyes everyone in a 100 feet perimeter will force quit life" |
Saint | Posted: Jun 2 2009, 02:49 PM |
The 6th Blameless Shift Group: Advanced Members Posts: 2,720 Member No.: 2,067 Joined: Jun 21st 2004 Location: The Other Side | When he beat Takumi on Akina that night, he wasn't even racing. Takumi only happened to be on his way. The hotel at Akina was forced to buy tofu from Bunta because they are afraid of him opening his eyes. |
Ayako Watanabe | Posted: Jun 2 2009, 03:59 PM |
Living In A Amish Paradise Group: Advanced Members Posts: 6,076 Member No.: 2,415 Joined: Jul 30th 2004 Location: York, Pennsylvania | Eurobeat exists because of Bunta. It was formed by his very blood and excitement when racing. |
Drew | Posted: Jun 2 2009, 06:45 PM |
Bought not Built Group: Advanced Members Posts: 3,941 Member No.: 12,733 Joined: Sep 23rd 2005 Location: Driving through the night, down the hills... | When any car Bunta is driving backfires, it plays the drum breakdown from "In The Air Tonight" by Phil Collins. Bunta once drove a Veyron at full speed down Akina. His opinion; "Eh, I've mastered better." This post has been edited by Thir13Teen on Jun 3 2009, 06:52 PM |
Akina'sZ34 | Posted: Jun 2 2009, 07:13 PM |
IDW Jr. Member Group: Members Posts: 53 Member No.: 32,225 Joined: Mar 16th 2009 Location: Update Profile | Bunta drove an F1 car down Akina, and said "what's the difference between this and an Impreza?" If you don't know who Bunta is, look at Michael Shumacher, Lewis Hamilton, and Colin McRae (RIP). |
player1 | Posted: Jun 2 2009, 09:17 PM |
IDW Full Member Group: Members Posts: 38 Member No.: 32,634 Joined: Apr 18th 2009 Location: Update Profile | bunta is the god of tofu and when japan has earth quakes you know its bunta getting his flurt on.....thats why we have rain |
Rudy | Posted: Jun 2 2009, 09:17 PM |
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kyonpalm | Posted: Jun 2 2009, 09:26 PM | ||
Professional Amateur Group: ADMINISTRATOR Posts: 10,568 Member No.: 30,882 Joined: Oct 16th 2008 Location: Laniakea |
YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT. ^Aleph fanatic (me). | ||
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MattW | Posted: Jun 2 2009, 10:27 PM | ||
VOLVO For Life. Group: Advanced Members Posts: 6,069 Member No.: 23,273 Joined: Feb 17th 2007 Location: Southington Connecticut, USA |
In the Air Tonight has no drum "intro," what you;re thinking of is the breakdown, that's halfway through the song. | ||
player1 | Posted: Jun 2 2009, 10:35 PM | ||
IDW Full Member Group: Members Posts: 38 Member No.: 32,634 Joined: Apr 18th 2009 Location: Update Profile |
LOL Dave Rodgers music aint that great. | ||
Meteor | Posted: Jun 2 2009, 10:45 PM |
Were you expecting something else? Group: Advanced Members Posts: 3,921 Member No.: 20,929 Joined: Oct 14th 2006 Location: Some place in South-East Asia | The Redsuns were good even in Bunta's day, BECAUSE EVERY DAY IS BUNTA'S DAY. Tofu is the only food Bunta can make that people don't develop permanent addictions to. Bunta only drives with the headlights on because he likes the way it looks. |
player1 | Posted: Jun 2 2009, 10:56 PM |
IDW Full Member Group: Members Posts: 38 Member No.: 32,634 Joined: Apr 18th 2009 Location: Update Profile | Bunta always forces takumi to do deliveries, and the only reason why bunta is so carless and always has his eyes not wide. Is because his eyes were stapled togather when he was 1years old, so now he rubbs tofu on bhis eyes to take away the pain. |
Rudy | Posted: Jun 2 2009, 11:00 PM |
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Martyr | Posted: Jun 3 2009, 08:53 AM |
IDW Expert Member Group: Members Posts: 101 Member No.: 32,600 Joined: Apr 14th 2009 Location: In my EG6 | When Godhand and Godfoot fuse together, Bunta pops out. Human's make feces, Bunta makes cars. Bunta never presses the acceleration, the car does it for him. Ryosuke's theory is Bunta. |
Xtreme Drifter | Posted: Jun 3 2009, 04:54 PM |
IDW Regular Member Group: Members Posts: 218 Member No.: 9,413 Joined: Jul 1st 2005 Location: Portugal | Bunta IS OVER 9000!!! |
Drew | Posted: Jun 3 2009, 04:59 PM |
Bought not Built Group: Advanced Members Posts: 3,941 Member No.: 12,733 Joined: Sep 23rd 2005 Location: Driving through the night, down the hills... | In an alternate dimension, Bunta became a mulleted Englishman who went by "Captain Slow", and so was born James May. |
brina&kyla | Posted: Jun 3 2009, 09:28 PM |
Request Title - PM Mods Group: Members Posts: 400 Member No.: 25,185 Joined: Jul 6th 2007 Location: Astigos Island | Kogashiwa Kai passed Takumi on the 33rd hairpin in Irohazaka by using the Shortcut Jump. Bunta did the same to Kogashiwa Ken back in the days... on the 1st hairpin and landed on the goal line. Two minutes and fifty-four seconds later, Kogashiwa Ken arrives at the goal line. This is how Bunta set the deciding match against Ken. This post has been edited by brina&kyla on Jun 3 2009, 09:29 PM |
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