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twitchykun | Posted: Jan 27 2008, 07:47 AM |
F*ck land I'm on a boat Motherf*cker! Group: Advanced Members Posts: 2,512 Member No.: 20,454 Joined: Sep 24th 2006 Location: Santa Destroy, California | Chapter 1: GT-R? You would think that in college, things would calm down just a bit. Free from the constraints of a High School existence, college would be the fresh start that most people look for. Unfortunately, that is not my case. I'm Kyon, the "go-to" guy of the SOS-dan. Let me tell you what's happened since we graduated from North High. Haruhi and I both got accepted into Tokyo University. Koizumi, Nagato, and Mikuru also got accepted, and along with classes, clubs, and each other, we're doing just fine. (Although how I managed to get accepted into a prestigious university such as this is beyond me.) Haruhi and I work part time on campus, and unknown to our family back in Hyogo, we're living together. After high school, you tend to realize just how much you want to be with someone, no matter what happens. 'Sides, the nonstop se-- "Kyon! Shhh!" Despite things being normal, there are a few eccentricities that bother me. Haruhi is still making us do sweeps of Tokyo, in order to find "mysteries" of any kind. And for some strange reason, she's hell-bent on finding a way to carve out our name on the street racing world. Our story begins in our living room, where all the SOS-dan members were gathered for a weekend meeting. "Kyooooon! They're here!" "I know, I know. You don't have to yell, dear." "Yes I do. If i don't yell, then you won't move fast enough! Come on--" Kissing Haruhi was always the best way to calm her down. She still blushes uncontrollably when I do that. Especially in front of everyone. "Meow!" She also tends to meow a bit too. I suppose whatever helps you cope. With everyone gathered in our living room, the meeting started. "Chief, the proposal went through. Smokey Nagata from Top Secret has agreed to tune your GT-R. In return, he asks that you pose for a new calendar that he plans on producing next year." "Great! That means that this new GT-R of mine will rule the streets and highways of Tokyo!" "Suzumiya-san, the racers of the Wangan Highway are notorious for high speed runs, crashes, and speeding tickets! Are you sure about this?" "Mikuru-chan, of course I am. Go big or go home, right?" "Kyon, you must be careful. Suzumiya-san might do something crazy again, something that the Data Thought Entity might not be able to comprehend." "Somehow, I think the Data Thought Entity can handle a college girl with an R35 GT-R, Yuki." "Kyon, you'd better be careful. She might drive so fast that she'll get away from you." "Heh, Koizumi. If she did, she'd come right back home, for dinner and---" "Kyon!" Haruhi kissed me, this time around. Somehow, the thought of everyone knowing "cuddle-time" we have still embarrasses her. Well, that's just how things are. After that race with Project.D one year ago, I've been a little more careful about letting his girl get too far away. She's my Haruhi, after all. "Everyone! Tonight, we're gonna run the Wangan-sen! Meet back here at 10:00 PM, on the dot!" I bet you're all wondering how Haruhi got her hands on a R35 GT-R. Well, that's going to have to wait, just a little bit. We still have to go to class. This post has been edited by twitchykun on Jul 20 2008, 06:48 AM |
Meteor | Posted: Jan 27 2008, 08:28 AM |
Were you expecting something else? Group: Advanced Members Posts: 3,921 Member No.: 20,929 Joined: Oct 14th 2006 Location: Some place in South-East Asia | Must have MOAR of this! |
DK_2 | Posted: Jan 27 2008, 01:05 PM |
I wear purple pants. +1 Group: Advanced Members Posts: 1,993 Member No.: 25,400 Joined: Jul 19th 2007 Location: Buena Park, California | MOAR MY VTEC FRIEND!! MOAR!! Aha jk about the VTEC. |
twitchykun | Posted: Jan 27 2008, 01:12 PM | ||
F*ck land I'm on a boat Motherf*cker! Group: Advanced Members Posts: 2,512 Member No.: 20,454 Joined: Sep 24th 2006 Location: Santa Destroy, California |
Worry not, Meteor, there will be MOAR. | ||
DK_2 | Posted: Jan 27 2008, 01:21 PM |
I wear purple pants. +1 Group: Advanced Members Posts: 1,993 Member No.: 25,400 Joined: Jul 19th 2007 Location: Buena Park, California | AHAHA. Wait how did the SOS vs Projectoh D end anyway? I forget. |
twitchykun | Posted: Jan 27 2008, 05:28 PM | ||
F*ck land I'm on a boat Motherf*cker! Group: Advanced Members Posts: 2,512 Member No.: 20,454 Joined: Sep 24th 2006 Location: Santa Destroy, California |
Read the damn fanfic and find out for yourself . | ||
Drew | Posted: Jan 27 2008, 07:12 PM |
Bought not Built Group: Advanced Members Posts: 3,941 Member No.: 12,733 Joined: Sep 23rd 2005 Location: Driving through the night, down the hills... | This story = win multiplier 3000x! MUST...HAEV...MOAR!!!!!!!!!!!!1111one |
Pikachu_Fragger | Posted: Jan 27 2008, 11:09 PM | ||||
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Speaking of which, I'm somehow having trouble getting the drawing to look right, but I should be able to get over it soon (not to mention its almost midterms ) Also, I'm surprised you didn't go with an NSX for this one This post has been edited by Pikachu_Fragger on Jan 27 2008, 11:10 PM | ||||
?wha? | Posted: Jan 28 2008, 03:38 AM |
In sexy black'n gold :D Group: Advanced Members Posts: 2,254 Member No.: 5,914 Joined: Mar 2nd 2005 Location: Sydney Australia | what happened to team love punch?? =.= cmon don't give up on that one |
kazahana | Posted: Jan 29 2008, 03:27 AM |
IDW's Resident Yoyoer Group: Advanced Members Posts: 1,779 Member No.: 21,778 Joined: Nov 15th 2006 Location: KL | Wow this story is W1N!!! nice one twitchy |
twitchykun | Posted: Feb 2 2008, 08:12 PM |
F*ck land I'm on a boat Motherf*cker! Group: Advanced Members Posts: 2,512 Member No.: 20,454 Joined: Sep 24th 2006 Location: Santa Destroy, California | Chapter 2: Morning at home. "Haruhi, wake up." "Nooo....Kyon, if you're not gonna do me right now I'm going back to bed." She threw a pillow at my head. Why do Monday mornings always have to wind up like this? Still though, it's not like I wouldn't give in to her, it's just that.... "Honey, we have to go to school." "I know....but still....meow." And there she goes again. Falling asleep. Well, there's always plan B. Tickle attack! "Kyon! Hehe.... Come 'ere!" Okay, so that backfired. Well, can't complain. -2 hours later- Looks like we missed our first class. I should've known that Haruhi wouldn't want to get out of bed so fast. Reversing that tickle attack and trapping me in bed was a pretty nifty move. Now if only she'd use that energy to get out of bed things would be different. Oh well, it's not like I can complain.... Breakfast time is always entertaining. Like in high school, I can never really tell what's gonna happen next. One time, we had sex on the kitchen table while Top Gear was on. "Haruhi, what do you want for breakfast?" "Cereal. And Kyon. More Kyon." She's pointing at my.... "Kyon! Remember, after school, you have to go with me to Top Secret!" "I know....for your photoshoot right? It's not like the rest of the shop is ogling you, y'know." "Meh. I don't want them to. If they did I'd run them over in my car and make them run laps around the Hanshin loop while saying 'I love GT-R's' naked." "Suuuuuure. I won't forget. This time, however, it's your turn to drive." "Okay, we'll get into my GT-R. Oh shoot! It's time to go! Go Go Go!" She stuffed the rest of my food in my mouth, manipulated my jaws to chew faster, and then dragged me down to the parking garage, where her GT-R was waiting. Oh yeah, Haruhi's GT-R. You're wondering how she got it, right? Well, let's just say that her parents got her a really cool graduation present. There was one condition to the GT-R though, her dad had a little talk with me.... "Kyon, just try to keep our girl in check. She can get pretty wild, y'know." Then why did you give her a GT-R? "She's still our little girl. Kyon, you're a good guy. Don't let her get away from you!" Believe me, I couldn't, even if I tried. With that, I eventually found myself sitting shotgun in Haruhi's R35 GT-R. And today, I just have a feeling that, like my highschool days with the SOS-Dan, this was not going to be another ordinary day... To be continued.... This post has been edited by twitchykun on Feb 2 2008, 08:12 PM |
DK_2 | Posted: Feb 2 2008, 10:49 PM | ||
I wear purple pants. +1 Group: Advanced Members Posts: 1,993 Member No.: 25,400 Joined: Jul 19th 2007 Location: Buena Park, California |
lol. great chapter twitchy. | ||
Meteor | Posted: Feb 3 2008, 04:10 AM |
Were you expecting something else? Group: Advanced Members Posts: 3,921 Member No.: 20,929 Joined: Oct 14th 2006 Location: Some place in South-East Asia | Another chapter made of win and Haruhi Suzumiya Keep it up! This post has been edited by Meteor on Feb 3 2008, 06:27 AM |
kazahana | Posted: Feb 3 2008, 05:13 AM |
IDW's Resident Yoyoer Group: Advanced Members Posts: 1,779 Member No.: 21,778 Joined: Nov 15th 2006 Location: KL | I want haurhi, and moar haruhi!! damn lucky kyon Oh by the way, nice story, twitchy Made me feel that kyon is so fking lucky to have haruhi |
Drew | Posted: Feb 5 2008, 07:08 PM |
Bought not Built Group: Advanced Members Posts: 3,941 Member No.: 12,733 Joined: Sep 23rd 2005 Location: Driving through the night, down the hills... | I'll let the bird talk involving mah Haruhi wanting-ness. Too many lol moments to quote. Keep it up, twitchykun! |
twitchykun | Posted: Feb 10 2008, 10:02 AM |
F*ck land I'm on a boat Motherf*cker! Group: Advanced Members Posts: 2,512 Member No.: 20,454 Joined: Sep 24th 2006 Location: Santa Destroy, California | Chapter 3: Kyon! Stay with me! Haruhi and I wound up driving to Top Secret's factor/HQ, where she was set to do the photoshoot. Mr. Nagata also gave us a tour of his headquarters. "Over there is our shop dyno and smog machine. Yes, this is where we almost gave Tarzan Yamada carbon monoxide poisoning." Carbon Monoxide? Poisoning? Man, maybe this "old man facade" is really just a facade. Maybe he really is as crazy as everyone says he is. Anyway, the shop itself really is a sight to behold. Lots of Skyline GT-R's populate the front lot and lobby. Haruhi's eyes glittered as she took in all the Japanese monster power "And that over there is a newspaper clipping of my top speed run in london. I got thrown in jail after that." "Nagata-san, how fast were you going?" Haruhi asked. "Oh, it was way over their speed limit. But I became a hero to street racers all over the world, thanks to those boys at Video Option." "Wow." Haruhi, still new to the racing world, was utterly amazed that someone would go that fast on a public road. She then hugged me and said... "Kyon, what would you do if I drove that fast?" "I'd cry if you got hurt. If you didn't get hurt, I'd spank you for driving that fast." "Booooo. Meanie." "Ah, young love. Must be nice...." Mr. Nagata spaced out for a bit. Haruhi and I then started looking around the shop. We saw many cars, like Ryuji Miki's 2004 Top Secret S15, and Yoichi Imamura's Z33. "Oh! That's right...the photoshoot. Suzumiya-san, can I ask you to wear this?" It was a race queen outfit. Like those Auto-tans I've been seeing on various internet message boards, this outfit was tight, revealing, and cute. Perfect for drooling. In fact... "Kyon! Stop drooling!" My bad. "Well, shall we start the photoshoot?" The photoshoot began, with professional photographers taking various shots of Haruhi, on different cars. Lights, camera, action indeed. Everyone's attention was fixed on this 18-year old Japanese college student, posing provocatively on Japanese cars. It was then that I heard Haruhi in my head. "Kyon! Later. Sex. Lots of it." I like where this is going. Meanwhile, somewhere on the Wangan..." "Akio-kun, I'm heading out to the wangan. Something tells me that something big is gonna go down." "I'll meet you there, Reina." |
kazahana | Posted: Feb 10 2008, 05:52 PM | ||
IDW's Resident Yoyoer Group: Advanced Members Posts: 1,779 Member No.: 21,778 Joined: Nov 15th 2006 Location: KL |
Lolz twitch. Seems like there's something about sex in every installment eh? keep it up Good job there. Very interesing indeed | ||
Meteor | Posted: Feb 10 2008, 06:53 PM | ||||||
Were you expecting something else? Group: Advanced Members Posts: 3,921 Member No.: 20,929 Joined: Oct 14th 2006 Location: Some place in South-East Asia |
MOAR! Please? | ||||||
twitchykun | Posted: Mar 15 2008, 08:50 PM |
F*ck land I'm on a boat Motherf*cker! Group: Advanced Members Posts: 2,512 Member No.: 20,454 Joined: Sep 24th 2006 Location: Santa Destroy, California | Chapter 4: Kyon? Hang on! We continued down the Wangan highway, me riding shotgun in Haruhi's R35. I glanced over at my girlfriend, and she looked in the zone. Her eyes were focused on the road, unblinking, reacting to the subtle curves that the wangan would throw at her. I was a little focused on the subtle curves right next to me. Cute as a button, that Haruhi. "Kyon! Don't look at me like that! I get all embarassed!" "What? I can't help it if you're cute. Crazy, but cute." "Meow. Later, Kyon. We have to get home. I'll snuggle you until you fall asleep." It was then that I got a call from Yuki. "A car is rapidly approaching from behind. Judging from the data explosions emanating from the epicenter, this is no normal vehicle." "What?! Can you tell what it is?" "Negative. The data explosions are a little too strong for further analysis." Yuki, always sounding like a computer. "Oh great. Knowing Haruhi, she's bound to get all riled up." "Kyon, you are going to hear it before you see it. The vehicle should be within audible range within 10 seconds." The vehicle popped up. It was a bright yellow FD. Barreling down the wangan highway, it eventually caught up to Haruhi and I, and pulled up alongside us. "Damnit! This bluetooth thing keeps disconnecting! All I wanted was to download some porn while i'm on the road! Maybe bro can do something about it, I'm no good with this stuff." Keisuke Takahashi. The uphill ace for Project.D. Last I heard he was in Tokyo, along with Takumi, racing in the Super GT series. His FD, beefed up even more than last time, inadvertently cut in front of my Haruhi, and you can guess what happened next. "What! How dare you cut in front of me! You'll regret crossing my path, FD!" Haruhi floored her pedal, and the R35 let off a howl that resounded throughout the freeway. The tires screeching, the cars became locked in a dead heat. Dodging traffic became the activity of the day. And in the middle, was poor me, stuck along for the ride. She'd better let me do her as soon as we get home. To be continued..... |
DK_2 | Posted: Mar 15 2008, 10:55 PM |
I wear purple pants. +1 Group: Advanced Members Posts: 1,993 Member No.: 25,400 Joined: Jul 19th 2007 Location: Buena Park, California | Lol nice update. I love Keisuke scene. |
Meteor | Posted: Mar 15 2008, 11:55 PM |
Were you expecting something else? Group: Advanced Members Posts: 3,921 Member No.: 20,929 Joined: Oct 14th 2006 Location: Some place in South-East Asia | More awesomeness. [BATTLE STAGE]R-san-go. Versus. F-D-san-s[/BATTLE STAGE] Go Haruhi! |
twitchykun | Posted: Mar 22 2008, 10:28 PM |
F*ck land I'm on a boat Motherf*cker! Group: Advanced Members Posts: 2,512 Member No.: 20,454 Joined: Sep 24th 2006 Location: Santa Destroy, California | Chapter 5: Kyon! To the Ichikawa Parking Area! After battling out with Keisuke's FD, Keisuke decided that he had enough of battling. He flipped his hazard lights on and exited the freeway, heading to the Ichikawa parking area. It seemed that there was a gathering of sorts tonight, and there was no shortage of cars. The parking lot looked like a scene from Tokyo Drift. Silvias and Skylines shared spots with Integras, Civics, Supras, Celicas, and even the occasional Daihatsu hijet. Keisuke then got out of his FD, and walked towards Haruhi's R35. "Tch, Skyline drivers. They're nothing but a bunch of---" "Bunch of what, Keisuke-san?" "Bunch of REALLY CUTE HARUHI GIRLS THAT KEEP THEIR BOYFRIENDS IN CHECK!" Keisuke then hugged Haruhi. While he was hugging her, he mouthed to me.... "Kyon! I'm sorry!" No big, Keisuke. Just be thankful you didn't incur her wrath. Otherwise, Koizumi would have to go to work. Actually, maybe it'd wipe that cheshire grin off his face. "So Keisuke, I heard you and Takumi joined up with Super GT. How's that working out for you guys?" "It's really fun. Takumi and I are the drivers for ARTA. I never thought that I'd be behind the wheel of a Honda, but in this league, you have to learn to drive whatever they throw at you. Even if it has pistons." "Kyon! Mine!" Haruhi then hugged me and stuck out her tongue at Keisuke. Glaring at Keisuke, she said, "You can't have him. And tell Takumi that he owes me tofu." "Riiiight, Miss Haruhi. I'm gonna go chat up some of the local people. Looks like they haven't noticed me...." Eventually, some of the people in the crowd got wind of Keisuke's presence, and some of the attendees crowded around Keisuke for an autograph. Must be nice being popular. "Meh. He's probably gonna get syphilis from all those race queens." Haruhi, inner monologue? Please? "Kyon! Remember! Your penis belongs to me. It---" For some reason, Haruhi was getting jealous again. Maybe it was the sheer amount of scantily clad girls hanging out with their boyfriends, looking like trophies that got Haruhi riled up. And when she gets moody, the only cure is a kiss. So I kissed her. "Thanks, sweetie. Hey, what's that over there?" A few rows down, we caught a group of female racers by their cars, shooting the breeze. One of the cars that caught our eye was a bright green Evo X. The girl who I presumed was the driver, was talking with a guy a little taller than her. She had short brown hair with two little pigtails coming out from both sides. The two of us realized who it was once we got closer. "Hoeeeeeee~. Syaoran-kun, what happened to the turbo?" "Looks like the impeller is broken, Sakura. I'm gonna have to swap out the turbine." "Sakura! Heeeeeey!" To be continued..... |
Meteor | Posted: Mar 22 2008, 10:34 PM |
Were you expecting something else? Group: Advanced Members Posts: 3,921 Member No.: 20,929 Joined: Oct 14th 2006 Location: Some place in South-East Asia | Another short, yet great addition to this fic. Moar please. |
Pikachu_Fragger | Posted: Mar 23 2008, 12:40 AM | ||||
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ROFL! As usual, Haruhi asserts what she wants.
I'll assume this is not the Tsubasa Chronicles version and that Tomoyo is somwhere filming her amongst the cars. | ||||
Meteor | Posted: Mar 23 2008, 01:38 AM | ||
Were you expecting something else? Group: Advanced Members Posts: 3,921 Member No.: 20,929 Joined: Oct 14th 2006 Location: Some place in South-East Asia |
In which case, I'd be wondering why Sakura's wearing one of those costumes at this particular moment. This post has been edited by Meteor on Mar 23 2008, 01:42 AM | ||
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