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Möbius | Posted: May 7 2015, 04:47 PM |
IDW Top Poster Group: Advanced Members Posts: 33,844 Member No.: 3,524 Joined: Oct 2nd 2004 Location: Update Profile | http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Masturbation_Day Seriously, why is there a specific day for this? |
APX | Posted: May 7 2015, 04:48 PM |
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Möbius | Posted: May 7 2015, 04:49 PM | ||
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Wrong hand position, you might hurt yourself like that. | ||
APX | Posted: May 7 2015, 04:55 PM |
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MetalMan777 | Posted: May 7 2015, 06:17 PM |
Snooping as usual Group: Advanced Members Posts: 1,780 Member No.: 32,588 Joined: Apr 13th 2009 Location: what are you doing in my swamp? | Not enough Moby on this board. Good to see you again, man. |
Spaz | Posted: May 8 2015, 09:19 AM |
Just a guy towing a car across the country to chase a dream. Group: FORUM MODERATOR Posts: 9,272 Member No.: 30,193 Joined: Jul 25th 2008 Location: Plymouth, MN | I intend to celebrate copiously and furiously. EDIT: Well, since I'll technically be a day late, would it be a masturbelated celebration? This post has been edited by Spaz on May 8 2015, 09:20 AM |
kyonpalm | Posted: May 8 2015, 10:54 AM |
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Möbius | Posted: May 8 2015, 01:34 PM | ||
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I don't think there were ever any challengers. | ||
Rudy | Posted: May 15 2015, 10:59 AM |
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Nomake Wan | Posted: May 15 2015, 12:44 PM | ||
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I believe that just might call under 'clinical depression'. | ||
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Rudy | Posted: May 15 2015, 01:10 PM |
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Nomake Wan | Posted: May 15 2015, 01:13 PM |
ShiMACHaze Group: Advanced Members Posts: 19,542 Member No.: 5,394 Joined: Feb 5th 2005 Location: Drydock | I totally agree with that bit. I couldn't care less at work. But masturbation is an art form, and I don't have massive piles of doujinshi because they're pretty or cheap. |
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Rudy | Posted: May 15 2015, 01:20 PM |
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kyonpalm | Posted: May 15 2015, 01:21 PM | ||
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This is about as close to throwing up as I've come all month. | ||
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Rudy | Posted: May 15 2015, 01:23 PM |
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Tessou | Posted: May 15 2015, 01:24 PM |
More NEGATIVE than a black hole Group: ADMINISTRATOR Posts: 19,345 Member No.: 12,263 Joined: Sep 12th 2005 Location: Update Profile | Squeezing would break blood vessels. You're doing it wrong. |
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Rudy | Posted: May 15 2015, 01:28 PM |
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Nomake Wan | Posted: May 15 2015, 01:39 PM | ||
ShiMACHaze Group: Advanced Members Posts: 19,542 Member No.: 5,394 Joined: Feb 5th 2005 Location: Drydock | OH MAN I HAVE RELEVANT
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kyonpalm | Posted: May 15 2015, 01:45 PM |
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Nomake Wan | Posted: May 15 2015, 01:45 PM | ||
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kyonpalm | Posted: May 15 2015, 01:46 PM | ||
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Tessou | Posted: May 15 2015, 01:49 PM | ||
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Hannah | Posted: May 15 2015, 02:06 PM |
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APX | Posted: May 15 2015, 02:12 PM |
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