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Congrats to Apex Carver, shatters a world record.

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Smikey

Posted: Apr 3 2012, 01:10 PM

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April 3, 2012 Global Associated News - It's official, Apex Carver is the new king of masturbation. In a stunning feat of endurance and determination, Apex Carver achieved 36 orgasms in a 24 hour period!

Sleeping intermittently during the 24 hour marathon, Apex Carver remained focused and aroused by his impressive library of pornographic films. With over 400 films in his library and 3 televisions playing movies at all times, he had a continuous stream of footage to aid him in his quest.

It is apparent by the massive development of the muscles in his forearm that Apex Carver is not your average masturbator. In an interview with Global Associated News reporters after the record setting event, Apex Carver was quoted as saying, "masturbation for me is a way of life. I've been training for this day since I was 13 years old and I'm happy with my performance today".

This record was formerly held by German Student, Hans Blickstein who achieved 27 orgasms in a 24 hour period. Mr. Blickstein was not available for comment.

When asked what his next world record achievement would be, Apex Carver said "my immediate goal is to get a bag of ice and some lotion on my penis to soothe the burning".

Source: http://apex.carver.mediafetcher.com/news/t...worldrecord.php

Congrats man, may your endeavors always reach fruition.

This post has been edited by Smikey on Apr 3 2012, 01:11 PM

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kyonpalm	Posted: Apr 3 2012, 01:14 PM
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Lebon14	Posted: Apr 3 2012, 01:29 PM
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Smikey

Posted: Apr 3 2012, 01:31 PM

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QUOTE (Lebon14 @ 2 minutes, 39 seconds ago)

Wait, what...?
The URL given feels... bogus.

No man, it is the real deal.

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kyonpalm	Posted: Apr 3 2012, 01:32 PM
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THE_HONDA_CG2	Posted: Apr 3 2012, 01:45 PM
Patient Zero Group: Advanced Members Posts: 4,279 Member No.: 37,947 Joined: Oct 1st 2011 Location: Update Profile	Aw man. ZERO TWEETS? What is this noise? Why isn't anyone taking notice to this? It's serious business here. What this Apex Carver has done. History changing man. I have a feeling I've seen this somewhere else on the forums though...

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Posted: Apr 3 2012, 01:48 PM

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QUOTE (Smikey @ 16 minutes, 11 seconds ago)

No man, it is the real deal.

that's not what I meant...

apex.carver.mediafetcher.©om

Why is there Apex Carver in the URL...? that's why I said it feels bogus... not because the URL doesn't work

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Tessou	Posted: Apr 3 2012, 02:09 PM
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APX	Posted: Apr 3 2012, 02:17 PM
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Posted: Apr 3 2012, 02:21 PM

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QUOTE (Tessou @ 11 minutes, 30 seconds ago)

The guy can't have a website?

it is his own website?
oh ok...

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Perry	Posted: Apr 3 2012, 04:55 PM
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Posted: Apr 3 2012, 05:44 PM

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QUOTE (Perry @ 49 minutes, 1 seconds ago)

It's a simple htaccess URL mod_rewriting tweak. Nice try!

Haha!
My statement had a bit of truth after all.

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Posted: Apr 10 2012, 03:51 PM

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QUOTE (Smikey @ Apr 3 2012, 04:10 PM)

Source: http://apex.carver.mediafetcher.com/news/t...worldrecord.php

Congrats man, may your endeavors always reach fruition.

This news story was already posted

https://idforums.net/index.php?showtopic=41...dpost&p=1164635

And I feel I need to make a slight correction, since the article is wrong... I stopped at around 19 hours and 23 minutes, since I already beat the previous record by such a huge margin.

This post has been edited by Möbius on Apr 10 2012, 03:54 PM

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RalliKai	Posted: Apr 10 2012, 07:47 PM
IDW Goldmember Group: Advanced Members Posts: 2,164 Member No.: 3,607 Joined: Oct 9th 2004 Location: Update Profile	Something must have changed on this site cause I could swear Apex just posted.

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Posted: Apr 10 2012, 07:54 PM

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QUOTE (RalliKai @ 7 minutes, 43 seconds ago)

Something must have changed on this site cause I could swear Apex just posted.

Nope, its him he is back. So, welcome him back with open arms.

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Jardim	Posted: Apr 11 2012, 12:01 AM
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