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Scuba Steve | Posted: Jan 10 2005, 02:31 PM |
Ken > Ryu Group: Advanced Members Posts: 3,229 Member No.: 2,386 Joined: Jul 27th 2004 Location: TEXAS.Mexicos Exapansion Pack | I've been downloading anything that has "TMNT" "Ninja Turtles" etc for the last few days, and I found what had to be one of the weirdest TMNT movies, ever. This only proves that for the most part anime is retarded, with a few exceptions here and there. If you disagree with me, you hate TMNT and are a faggot, because they sure as hell screwed up the Ninja Turtles in this. It starts out like a usual TMNT episode, they are kicking ass like we are used to. Raph is a badass, Mikey is making jokes, Don has the personality of a brick, and Leo is a retard. You might ask yourself, "That looks great! How could possibly f**k that up?" Two words: "Super Turtles" Sounds great, but holy shit is it gay. The Turtles are summoned by Crys Mu, a tiny fairy in a bikini, and each are given special crystals called Mutastones. Now the Turtles can undergo what is called a Super Mutation. ... and turns them into this: I hate you Japan... Turtles Super Turtles Awesome Lame You'd think, "Man now they'd REALLY kick the Shredder's ass." Only, you guessed it, the Shedder has got his hands on the Dark Mutastone... somehow. And turns into a yellow and red dragon, for no reason other than he has a Dark Mutastone. Bebop and Rocksteady just turn even lamer, apparently their stones were designed to make them weaker instead of stronger. The plot is typical Japan. The SPIRIT OF DARKNESS is inside the Dark Mutastone and will destroy the earth. But they need to wake the b*tch up so they are pumping energy into it that is destroying stars in the galaxy. You'd think that they'd just ask Krang (who doesn't mutate) to just destroy the Sun, but no... thats too complex, and easy. We have to wait for the SPIRIT OF DARKNESS to destroy the Earth. How in the f**k are they going to stop the SPIRIT OF DARKNESS? Take a guess, I dare you. They combine. I kid you not, the Turtles turn into Armor Saint Turtle... who looks nothing like a Turtle, and doesn't carry a ninja weapon... and has wings. See... Lets go over it again: Awesome Lame Why the f**k am I watching this anymore? New York gets destroyed in the process, but no one seems to care. oh yeah, Mikey's attack is called "Beef Bee-tonic" |
cappuccino_driver | Posted: Jan 10 2005, 03:45 PM |
Big West Champions Group: Advanced Members Posts: 576 Member No.: 4,366 Joined: Nov 20th 2004 Location: cali | wow thatz just horrable it looks stupid i cant believe it would try 2 copy teenage mutant ninja turtels This post has been edited by cappuccino_driver on Jan 10 2005, 03:46 PM |
ExiL3 | Posted: Jan 10 2005, 04:29 PM |
vi0lati0n nati0n Group: Advanced Members Posts: 1,385 Member No.: 2,477 Joined: Aug 6th 2004 Location: Toronto, Ontario | god these guys aer bastards i swear, i love the ninja turtles adn they go and turn them into these gay ass things and eve fusion crap....god too many animes aretaking examples from DBZ....sigh how could they ruin such a cool show This post has been edited by FusE on Jan 10 2005, 04:31 PM |
WRX DEMON Type R | Posted: Jan 10 2005, 04:49 PM |
IDW Posts A Freaking LOT Member Group: Banned Posts: 13,371 Member No.: 3,276 Joined: Sep 22nd 2004 Location: Update Profile | Wow, i'd like to watch this, it might be good for a laugh or two. |
Scuba Steve | Posted: Jan 10 2005, 05:35 PM | ||
Ken > Ryu Group: Advanced Members Posts: 3,229 Member No.: 2,386 Joined: Jul 27th 2004 Location: TEXAS.Mexicos Exapansion Pack |
Dont,unless you want to be blind for 20 minutes,im only thinking about your own safety,thank god i still have my old ninja turtle videos from when i was little kid,Heroes in the half shell turtle power! This post has been edited by Kenta Nakamura on Jan 10 2005, 05:35 PM | ||
haspieuw | Posted: Jan 11 2005, 01:50 PM |
IDW Lurker Group: Advanced Members Posts: 3,932 Member No.: 2,006 Joined: Jun 13th 2004 Location: Netherlands | have you even seen Power Rangers Ninja version ... that sux ... |
cappuccino_driver | Posted: Jan 11 2005, 03:33 PM |
Big West Champions Group: Advanced Members Posts: 576 Member No.: 4,366 Joined: Nov 20th 2004 Location: cali | i like the original version that wuz AWESOME |
Kakashi | Posted: Jan 11 2005, 05:00 PM |
IDW Goldmember Group: Advanced Members Posts: 2,078 Member No.: 4,514 Joined: Dec 1st 2004 Location: Update Profile | What the heck are they tring to do to ninja turtles? |
GAARA | Posted: Jan 11 2005, 05:00 PM |
UFC Light Heavyweight Champ, Quinton "Rampage" Jackson!!! Group: Advanced Members Posts: 5,057 Member No.: 2,633 Joined: Aug 12th 2004 Location: santa ana(in the OC) | Wow, they say that Americans mess up Japanese Anime. Well it looks like they mess up what we like too, so it goes both ways. I guess TMNT is something that the japanese cannot do better than us |
Scuba Steve | Posted: Jan 12 2005, 12:36 PM |
Ken > Ryu Group: Advanced Members Posts: 3,229 Member No.: 2,386 Joined: Jul 27th 2004 Location: TEXAS.Mexicos Exapansion Pack | I would also like to give my apologies for my language,i just love the old ninja turtles since i was little and it makes me angry to how it turns out |
Instant-Noodlez | Posted: Jan 15 2005, 07:48 AM |
Konnichiwa, sokono utsukushii joshikousei! Group: Advanced Members Posts: 1,521 Member No.: 1,441 Joined: Mar 14th 2004 Location: Sydney, Australia | nice review kenta |
F22A6 | Posted: Jan 15 2005, 08:28 AM |
CB7 Runner Group: Advanced Members Posts: 670 Member No.: 3,299 Joined: Sep 23rd 2004 Location: Fairfield, California | Super Turtles, now thats stupid I grew up watching TMNT I don't really watch the new series much but I've seen enough to know that it is cool but as for "Super Turtles" what the hell are they thinking thats so stupid. |
Scuba Steve | Posted: Jan 18 2005, 04:36 PM | ||
Ken > Ryu Group: Advanced Members Posts: 3,229 Member No.: 2,386 Joined: Jul 27th 2004 Location: TEXAS.Mexicos Exapansion Pack |
thanks mate,didnt want you guys to suffer through what i went thru | ||
Metamorphic | Posted: Jan 18 2005, 04:57 PM |
IDW Goldmember Group: Advanced Members Posts: 2,380 Member No.: 4,338 Joined: Nov 18th 2004 Location: Update Profile | When was this produced would of been a while ago because in the new series the turtles dont have normal eyes they got batman eyes and beebop and rocksteady aren't in the new series. LOL I've been playing Ninja Turtles Battle Nexus Two its an RPG that follows the entire new series you get to level up and increase combo abilities its a pretty cool game |