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Granted, but now the government officials are dead.

I wish my hair would grow longer.

This post has been edited by ATRUM_Neto on Apr 5 2012, 02:33 AM

Wish granted. Now your hair grows at an alarmingly fast rate but it's super curly. That's right, now you have a super afro that grows at a rate of 3 inches a week. Good luck straightening that out.

I wish I had more origami paper.

Wish granted, now you get paper cuts every time you try and fold it.

I wish I had enough money for a house deposit...

Wish granted but the house you wanted to buy was purchased while you were gathering money

I wish for cheap gas prices.

This post has been edited by Lebon14 on Apr 5 2012, 10:40 AM

Wish granted but your vehicle only gets 2 mpg.

I wish I were at Disneyland.

This post has been edited by Cecilia on Apr 5 2012, 10:47 AM

Wish granted but you are banned forever.

I wish I were rich.

Wish granted, but now you are being investigated for tax evasion.

I wish I lost 20lbs.

Wish granted, but you gain 40 lbs back the next week.

I wish that I ran the US Treasury and I was able to print infinite amounts of money.

Granted, but now you've inflated the economy, and made the USD worthless.

I wish I had some cranberry juice.

Wish granted. But that's all you have to drink for the rest of your life.

I wish DJ PikachuFragger would have shows EVERY Thursday night from 11PM-1AM.

Granted, but every show is nothing but vuvuzela music.

I wish there was another military draft so I could shit on conscripts.

Granted, but they don't have enough rifles for everyone and adopt the USSR's policy of picking up your dead comrades rifle if you don't have your own.

Gotta say, I wouldn't mind that one bit Honda, I love cranberry juice.

I wish I was a mod.

Wish granted. You're a mod and everyone hates you.

I wish some of the old members would come back to the forums.

Wish granted, but none of them like you.

I wish I had free gasoline for a year.

Wish granted but it is leaded.

I wish I had a treehouse.

Granted, but the tree is infested with termites.

I wish people would be nicer to the new regime.

Wish granted, but the regime collapses due to being poorly run.

I wish Tessou would stop bugging me about being a mod.

Wish granted, he's now bugging you about being an admin instead.

I wish Roland would start producing the TR-808 again.

Wish granted, but every TR-808s could only produce one level of tone; low.

I wish I could punch out the idea of owning an RSX out from my brother's head and toss in the idea of owning a Mini Cooper S (R56 model.)

Granted, but you then realize... IT'S A MINI and you could've chosen a better car.

I wish I lived in Vancouver B.C.

This post has been edited by ATRUM_Neto on Apr 9 2012, 05:59 AM

Wish granted, but you can only go there when the Canucks lose the Stanley cup.

I wish there was more time in a day.

Granted, but now you have more daylight, and less time to sleep.

I wish I had my own place.

Wish granted, except it's infested with cockroaches.
@ATRUM: It's better than some youth-ruined Honda. : P

I wish for a remapped ECU on my SR50 scooter. Damn thing guzzled all the gas on the return trip home from Seattle (Mind you, it only took a quarter of the tank on the way to.)

This post has been edited by Ken Nōgami on Apr 9 2012, 04:06 PM

Granted, but the new map provides more MPG at reduced horsepower, only going 15mph.

I wish my grandparents where still alive.

This post has been edited by ATRUM_Neto on Apr 9 2012, 04:31 PM

Wish granted, but they are zombies and you must kill them before they kill you.

I wish the forums were back to the way they were back in 2004-2005.

This post has been edited by HorizontalMitsubishi on Apr 10 2012, 06:48 AM