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Granted. Its produced by J.C staff, with all creative directions freely given to them. Also, clanclan dies in the first episode.

I wish I had a daily driver.

Wish granted! Unfortunately, your daily driver is a rusted out AMC Gremlin with the radio stuck on NPR.

I wish Billy Mays was still alive, selling random shit on TV.

Granted, he sells you shit on tv... literally.

I wish I was invisible.

Granted, but you'll get run over by a car because no one saw you.

I wish Fifth Stage would come out.

Granted! But the board is still dead.

I wish I could find a working battery pack for my pink 360 controller.

Wish granted, but it's still pink.

I wish I could into moonrunes.

I'll suspect you mean read moonrunes.

GRANTED! However, like the Elder Scrolls, you weren't meant to read them, and thus you are permanently blinded for your blasphemous act.

I wish all the legendary members of IDW would come back, if even just for a day.

Granted, but all they do is lurk and not post.

I wish I had a pilot's license.

Granted! But the only plane you can afford is a Piper Cub.

I wish I weren't sitting in class right now.

Granted, but now you're laying down, and still stuck in class.

I wish I didn't have to sleep.

This post has been edited by ATRUM_Neto on Apr 4 2012, 11:45 AM

Wish granted, but you're in a coma.

I wish there were world peace.

PS: Tessou - "can't into (insertwhateverhere)" is a sort-of-meme.

Wish granted, but only in your imagination.

I wish I had chocolate pudding.

Wish granted but it is 4 years old.

I wish to get a good raise at work.

Wish granted, but it was your boss' middle finger doing the raising.

I wish I had a new memory stick.

Wish granted, but it only has a capacity of 256MB.

I wish I had a job.

Wish granted, but you get paid in Monopoly money.

I wish dubstep wasn't a thing.

Wish granted, but dubstep is everything now.

I wish The Simpsons would finally be put out of its misery and canceled.

Wish granted, but we also have the Cleveland Show to worry about.

I wish I had a box of cookies.

Wish granted but the box is empty.

I wish I had a server.

Wish granted, but you have no Internet connection

I wish to live in a freshly built appartment.

Wish granted. You're living in a nice new apartment, but it costs $3000 a month. Utilities not included.

I wish I had a year's supply of candy bars.

Granted, but you have to eat them in a day.

I wish I had my FC already.

Wish granted, but it's in a rustbucket state.

I wish I had a box of twinkies.

This post has been edited by RSanYon on Apr 5 2012, 01:02 AM

Wish granted, but they are expired. Oh wait, they never expire. I mean they've been smushed.

I wish I could have good dreams.

Granted! You now have wonderful dreams, but they're always the same thing and last only five minutes, causing you to lose horrid amounts of sleep every night.

I wish the US would apply eugenics and cull the stupid people.