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Martyr | Posted: May 30 2009, 11:58 AM |
IDW Expert Member Group: Members Posts: 101 Member No.: 32,600 Joined: Apr 14th 2009 Location: In my EG6 | When races sees Bunta, they see his aura in an instant. Bunta was the inspiration of the aura to have on the cars. He thinks its silly. |
Xtreme Drifter | Posted: May 30 2009, 12:57 PM |
IDW Regular Member Group: Members Posts: 218 Member No.: 9,413 Joined: Jul 1st 2005 Location: Portugal | The Stig can't speak because Bunta punished him for having the guts to challenge him. Tyres don't squeal with Bunta, they scream of fear. Bunta chews tyres every morning. This post has been edited by Xtreme Drifter on May 30 2009, 12:59 PM |
Martyr | Posted: May 30 2009, 04:21 PM |
IDW Expert Member Group: Members Posts: 101 Member No.: 32,600 Joined: Apr 14th 2009 Location: In my EG6 | For Bunta to stay up, he drinks ten bottles of Castro Oil. XD |
mystery_penguin | Posted: May 30 2009, 06:33 PM |
Request Title - PM Mods Group: Members Posts: 318 Member No.: 31,717 Joined: Jan 23rd 2009 Location: NC, USA | Killing bunta doesn't make him dead, it only makes him drive even better bunta will kill you if you don't capitalize his name... OH SH--- |
Rinic the Fox | Posted: May 30 2009, 08:36 PM |
IDW Member Group: Members Posts: 14 Member No.: 32,087 Joined: Mar 8th 2009 Location: San Prower, Foxland | Bunta can drive a no hander without crashing Bunta made P. Bush look un powerful (Hope i didn't go to far...) |
Meteor | Posted: May 30 2009, 08:45 PM |
Were you expecting something else? Group: Advanced Members Posts: 3,921 Member No.: 20,929 Joined: Oct 14th 2006 Location: Some place in South-East Asia | You think you watch Bunta, but it is Bunta who watches you. |
Rinic the Fox | Posted: May 30 2009, 09:00 PM |
IDW Member Group: Members Posts: 14 Member No.: 32,087 Joined: Mar 8th 2009 Location: San Prower, Foxland | You'd all think Bunta is dead, but his infinte life plan? Smoking Cigs. (...fail) |
Filphil | Posted: May 30 2009, 10:13 PM |
IDW God Member Group: Members Posts: 185 Member No.: 2,699 Joined: Aug 19th 2004 Location: Update Profile | Air bags, contrary to popular belief, serve as Bunta's fist every time a driver crashes; not to save lives. Guard rails were put on mount akina to prevent bunta from using human sacrafices/spectators to reach his target time. |
RIT_ninja | Posted: May 30 2009, 10:50 PM |
ざけんなよ! Group: Advanced Members Posts: 708 Member No.: 13,218 Joined: Oct 2nd 2005 Location: 愛知県 | Bunta was not meant to drive on Akina Akina was made for Bunta to drive on Bunta was the first to win a staring contest against Medusa Bunta was placed first in World records of the living dead smoker Cancer fears Bunta, therefore Bunta will never have it Bunta's tires never wore out because they fear Bunta's wrath This post has been edited by RIT_ninja on May 30 2009, 10:55 PM |
Ayako Watanabe | Posted: May 31 2009, 02:31 AM |
Living In A Amish Paradise Group: Advanced Members Posts: 6,076 Member No.: 2,415 Joined: Jul 30th 2004 Location: York, Pennsylvania | The AE86 didn't blew his engine because of Takumis lack of ability. It blew because Bunta commanded it to blow on purpose. His tofu is actually made from the souls of every racer he has defeated in his lifetime. He has not taken his sons soul yet because it is simply puny and weak. |
Meteor | Posted: May 31 2009, 03:03 AM |
Were you expecting something else? Group: Advanced Members Posts: 3,921 Member No.: 20,929 Joined: Oct 14th 2006 Location: Some place in South-East Asia | ^What about Ken Kogashiwa then? One of the people who greatly angered Bunta died quite painfully. It involved Bunta opening his eyes. . . The rest was far too horrifying for the witnesses to remember. |
Ayako Watanabe | Posted: May 31 2009, 03:13 AM | ||
Living In A Amish Paradise Group: Advanced Members Posts: 6,076 Member No.: 2,415 Joined: Jul 30th 2004 Location: York, Pennsylvania |
Ken will eventually have his soul taken by Bunta, trapped in a very special tofu that Bunta will personally himself eat. | ||
sideways | Posted: May 31 2009, 04:44 AM |
We're the People's Front of Judea! Group: Advanced Members Posts: 13,123 Member No.: 1,355 Joined: Feb 28th 2004 Location: Las Vegas, Nevada | Bunta does not Heel and toe. Cars rev match for him out of sheer respect. Bunta is faster than you. With flat tires. Blind folded. While sword fighting a pirate and one arm tied behind his back. |
Meteor | Posted: May 31 2009, 05:20 AM |
Were you expecting something else? Group: Advanced Members Posts: 3,921 Member No.: 20,929 Joined: Oct 14th 2006 Location: Some place in South-East Asia | Bunta has no use for aerodynamics. The wind moves for him. |
Akina'sZ34 | Posted: May 31 2009, 05:29 AM |
IDW Jr. Member Group: Members Posts: 53 Member No.: 32,225 Joined: Mar 16th 2009 Location: Update Profile | Bunta pisses black slippery oil. Bunta cancels G forces when he drives, gravity revolves around him.... The Stig had to wear a helmet because he saw Bunta open his eyes, he face was disfigured.... Bunta has lungs as strong as a 1000bhp engine with four turbos. Bunta likes to eat his breakfast tofu with gas as a beverage... This post has been edited by Akina'sZ34 on May 31 2009, 05:31 AM |
Ayako Watanabe | Posted: May 31 2009, 07:04 AM |
Living In A Amish Paradise Group: Advanced Members Posts: 6,076 Member No.: 2,415 Joined: Jul 30th 2004 Location: York, Pennsylvania | Gravity does not work against Bunta, Bunta IS the Gravity. This post has been edited by Ayako Watanabe on May 31 2009, 01:05 PM |
sixdegree | Posted: May 31 2009, 08:37 AM |
IDW Member Group: Members Posts: 26 Member No.: 30,321 Joined: Aug 7th 2008 Location: Jakarta | AWD is the idea from Bunta so he can drive an FR and an FF at the same time. Bunta has no need for Misfiring System, he never let go the gas pedal. Even in the corners of Irohazaka. Kōzō Hoshino is called God Foot and Toshiya Joushima is called God Hand because each of them only has half the skill of what Bunta has. Bunta never needed tricks (ie Blind Attack) in his race, his normal driving is already considered tricks by other racers. Using only brake, Bunta can shift his car's weight to any side and any direction from any speed (yes.. even when the car stand still). |
fettman53 | Posted: May 31 2009, 08:39 AM |
Request Title - PM Mods Group: Members Posts: 489 Member No.: 25,717 Joined: Aug 6th 2007 Location: Virginia | It is not very well known, but Bunta actually lost to- !!!! Oh...h-hi, Bunta... *lights go out, and the sound of screaming in agony is heard. lights turn back on and the room is empty* 0_0 |
kyonpalm | Posted: May 31 2009, 09:11 AM |
Professional Amateur Group: ADMINISTRATOR Posts: 10,568 Member No.: 30,882 Joined: Oct 16th 2008 Location: Laniakea | Bunta doesn't come down with lung cancer. Lung cancer comes down with Bunta. Bunta once said in the Tokyopop version of vol. 1 that "those RedSuns were tough even in my day...", this is actually in fact possible since he can break the sound barrier and even time travel when driving at at least 40%. |
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Xtreme Drifter | Posted: May 31 2009, 09:28 AM |
IDW Regular Member Group: Members Posts: 218 Member No.: 9,413 Joined: Jul 1st 2005 Location: Portugal | Bunta don't walk, drive or run to a place... he simply warp. Bunta don't play racing games because the simply act of touching a button is enough to beat the game at same moment TWICE! Bunta doesn't pay taxes... the government pays him instead. |
DigiBunny | Posted: May 31 2009, 10:27 AM |
Reading is magic! Group: Advanced Members Posts: 2,601 Member No.: 30,700 Joined: Sep 24th 2008 Location: Philippines | Bunta does not breathe Oxygen; He breathes NOS. |
Saint | Posted: May 31 2009, 06:52 PM |
The 6th Blameless Shift Group: Advanced Members Posts: 2,720 Member No.: 2,067 Joined: Jun 21st 2004 Location: The Other Side | Kozo and Toshiya touched Bunta's foot and hand before. That's why they're called God Foot and God Hand. He can drive, cycle, walk and run at the same time. |
Akina'sZ34 | Posted: May 31 2009, 10:37 PM |
IDW Jr. Member Group: Members Posts: 53 Member No.: 32,225 Joined: Mar 16th 2009 Location: Update Profile | Bunta is actually a car, complete with a 4cylinder engine, with turbos and an exhaust for a butt.... He uses cars, just for their wheels. When Bunta enters the trueno, it immediately has full gas, and 1000hp, while having racing tires. |
Filphil | Posted: May 31 2009, 11:53 PM | ||
IDW God Member Group: Members Posts: 185 Member No.: 2,699 Joined: Aug 19th 2004 Location: Update Profile |
This may be the funniest one, IMO. Now to add to the fire: For Bunta, every street is one way. His way. This post has been edited by Filphil on May 31 2009, 11:53 PM | ||
Ayako Watanabe | Posted: May 31 2009, 11:55 PM |
Living In A Amish Paradise Group: Advanced Members Posts: 6,076 Member No.: 2,415 Joined: Jul 30th 2004 Location: York, Pennsylvania | Many of the tracks that we know of today were actually created by Bunta himself when one night, after getting drunk, he decided to see if he could drift anywhere and imagine that he is making his own course. And that my friends, is how the Nurburgring was born. |
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