Wish granted. The 4TB hard drive is broken when it arrives in the mail. (How that works, I have no idea...
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| Posted by: kyonpalm Apr 3 2012, 01:48 PM | ||
https://idforums.net/index.php?showtopic=25406&st=0 was shut down almost 5 years ago now. I propose we revive it! I'll let the original poster, APX's introduction do the talking...
I wish for ice cream. |
| Posted by: Lebon14 Apr 3 2012, 01:50 PM |
| Wish granted, but it's actually ice cream for dogs (actually exists btw) I wish for a new 4TB hard drive. P.S Yay for forum games revival!! P.P.S Corrputed Wishes thread? |
| Posted by: THE_HONDA_CG2 Apr 3 2012, 01:52 PM |
| We are so going to have fun with this. Now let's begin. Wish granted. The 4TB hard drive is broken when it arrives in the mail. (How that works, I have no idea... )I wish I had a car. |
| Posted by: kyonpalm Apr 3 2012, 01:56 PM | ||||
Fixed.
Wish granted, but it's a G-Wiz. I wish I could whistle. |
| Posted by: Smikey Apr 3 2012, 02:01 PM | ||||
wish granted, but you can only whistle Yakety Sax. I wish for a golden toilet. |
| Posted by: Lebon14 Apr 3 2012, 02:22 PM |
| Wish granted, but it's only a toilet painted with gold paint. I wish to have a 60" monitor for a my computer. |
| Posted by: Tessou Apr 3 2012, 02:30 PM |
| Your wish is granted, however it only has Twin-Lead connectors and is powered by coal. I wish I had four balls. |
| Posted by: Smikey Apr 3 2012, 02:36 PM | ||
Wish granted, I send you two beach balls. I wish I had lunch. |
| Posted by: kyonpalm Apr 3 2012, 02:43 PM | ||
Wish granted, but it's brunch. I wish I had AC in my room. |
| Posted by: Lebon14 Apr 3 2012, 02:43 PM | ||
Wish granted, but it's way passed the expiration date. I wish I could have a new wallet. |
| Posted by: kyonpalm Apr 3 2012, 03:25 PM | ||
To fix the double-reply we've got going here, I'll grant your wish... but it's a self-destructing wallet. My wish is as previously stated. |
| Posted by: Tessou Apr 3 2012, 03:35 PM |
| Granted! You now have AC, but unfortunately it only works with DC electricity. I wish I could fly. |
| Posted by: Lebon14 Apr 3 2012, 04:55 PM | ||
Wish granted, but only for 15 seconds. I wish for a Ferrari Enzo. |
| Posted by: Wanderer Apr 3 2012, 07:00 PM | ||
Wish granted, but it's the one crashed in a movie. I wish I had a pogo stick. |
| Posted by: THE_HONDA_CG2 Apr 3 2012, 07:54 PM |
| Wish granted. But it's missing the spring. I wish to understand the intricacies of the chemical reactions between the α-position carbon on aldehydes and ketones when they are induced nucleophiles. |
| Posted by: Shirogane Apr 3 2012, 08:15 PM |
| Wish granted, but it just forms into Deuterium overtime. I wish the Air Force was just a bit lenient with the weight requirement (Note: Just a couple pounds off, what the fuck.) |
| Posted by: THE_HONDA_CG2 Apr 3 2012, 08:23 PM | ||
You sick, SICK man. I hate deuterium, it just ruins everything. Good corruption though, I expected something along the lines of a more layman answer.  Anyways. Wish granted. They're more lenient with the weight restriction, but they lowered it; so even then you still don't qualify. I wish Christopher Paolini's Inheritance Cycle had a better ending. (For those of you who read the book, don't you agree with me that the ending just sucked?) |
| Posted by: Nomake Wan Apr 3 2012, 08:48 PM |
Did someone say corrupted wishes? Image size reduced, original size: 704 x 396. http://i1267.photobucket.com/albums/jj542/nomake_wan/qbwhy.jpg to view the image in its original dimension. The_Honda_GC2, your wish is granted! However, the ending of the book is now lyrics to the opening of Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, which while significantly more entertaining and unexpected than the original ending leaves you completely unsatisfied once more. I wish that the exchange rate between the US dollar and the Japanese yen gets much better. |
| Posted by: SgtXDNX Apr 3 2012, 08:55 PM |
| Wish granted, but you don't have any USD to spend in the first place! I wish that Diablo III would just come out already. |
| Posted by: Lebon14 Apr 3 2012, 09:14 PM | ||
Wish granted but it won't install on your computer or work on your consoles. I wish for a new bookshelf. |
| Posted by: Spaz Apr 3 2012, 09:18 PM | ||
Wish granted! You've got a new bookshelf! But it's filled with copies of Twilight. I wish every day were Wednesday. |
| Posted by: Wanderer Apr 3 2012, 10:09 PM | ||
Wish granted, but now you have no weekends. I wish I won the Mega Jackpot. |
| Posted by: Nomake Wan Apr 3 2012, 11:00 PM |
| Your wish has been granted! You won the Mega Jackpot, but as the United States Department of the Treasury is in a state of complete and utter disarray, the total value of said Mega Jackpot is the equivalent of ten US Dollars from 1997. I wish there was a second season of Outlaw Star. |
| Posted by: Spaz Apr 3 2012, 11:04 PM | ||
Off topic remark, Joke's on you, I never work Wednesdays! |
| Posted by: Wanderer Apr 4 2012, 12:28 AM | ||
But do your friends who you want to hang out with? Your wish is granted, however, the new season is complete filler. I wish I had a better phone. |
| Posted by: Sensation! Apr 4 2012, 01:29 AM | ||
Granted. Its produced by J.C staff, with all creative directions freely given to them. Also, clanclan dies in the first episode. I wish I had a daily driver. |
| Posted by: Tessou Apr 4 2012, 02:55 AM |
| Wish granted! Unfortunately, your daily driver is a rusted out AMC Gremlin with the radio stuck on NPR. I wish Billy Mays was still alive, selling random shit on TV. |
| Posted by: Wanderer Apr 4 2012, 05:19 AM | ||
Granted, he sells you shit on tv... literally. I wish I was invisible. |
| Posted by: kyonpalm Apr 4 2012, 05:34 AM | ||
Granted, but you'll get run over by a car because no one saw you. I wish Fifth Stage would come out. |
| Posted by: Spaz Apr 4 2012, 06:43 AM | ||
Granted! But the board is still dead. I wish I could find a working battery pack for my pink 360 controller. |
| Posted by: kyonpalm Apr 4 2012, 08:49 AM | ||
Wish granted, but it's still pink. I wish I could into moonrunes. |
| Posted by: Tessou Apr 4 2012, 10:37 AM |
| I'll suspect you mean read moonrunes. GRANTED! However, like the Elder Scrolls, you weren't meant to read them, and thus you are permanently blinded for your blasphemous act. I wish all the legendary members of IDW would come back, if even just for a day. |
| Posted by: RalliKai Apr 4 2012, 11:26 AM |
| Granted, but all they do is lurk and not post. I wish I had a pilot's license. |
| Posted by: Spaz Apr 4 2012, 11:36 AM | ||
Granted! But the only plane you can afford is a Piper Cub. I wish I weren't sitting in class right now. |
| Posted by: Wanderer Apr 4 2012, 11:40 AM | ||
Granted, but now you're laying down, and still stuck in class. I wish I didn't have to sleep. |
| Posted by: kyonpalm Apr 4 2012, 12:28 PM | ||
Wish granted, but you're in a coma. I wish there were world peace. PS: Tessou - "can't into (insertwhateverhere)" is a sort-of-meme. |
| Posted by: RSanYon Apr 4 2012, 12:39 PM |
| Wish granted, but only in your imagination. I wish I had chocolate pudding. |
| Posted by: Smikey Apr 4 2012, 12:50 PM | ||
Wish granted but it is 4 years old. I wish to get a good raise at work. |
| Posted by: kyonpalm Apr 4 2012, 12:59 PM | ||
Wish granted, but it was your boss' middle finger doing the raising. I wish I had a new memory stick. |
| Posted by: RSanYon Apr 4 2012, 01:15 PM |
| Wish granted, but it only has a capacity of 256MB. I wish I had a job. |
| Posted by: MetalMan777 Apr 4 2012, 01:37 PM |
| Wish granted, but you get paid in Monopoly money. I wish dubstep wasn't a thing. |
| Posted by: RalliKai Apr 4 2012, 01:46 PM |
| Wish granted, but dubstep is everything now. I wish The Simpsons would finally be put out of its misery and canceled. |
| Posted by: RSanYon Apr 4 2012, 04:40 PM |
| Wish granted, but we also have the Cleveland Show to worry about. I wish I had a box of cookies. |
| Posted by: Nerubian Apr 4 2012, 05:42 PM |
| Wish granted but the box is empty. I wish I had a server. |
| Posted by: Lebon14 Apr 4 2012, 07:47 PM | ||
Wish granted, but you have no Internet connection I wish to live in a freshly built appartment. |
| Posted by: THE_HONDA_CG2 Apr 4 2012, 07:58 PM |
| Wish granted. You're living in a nice new apartment, but it costs $3000 a month. Utilities not included. I wish I had a year's supply of candy bars. |
| Posted by: Wanderer Apr 4 2012, 08:07 PM | ||
Granted, but you have to eat them in a day. I wish I had my FC already. |
| Posted by: RSanYon Apr 5 2012, 01:01 AM |
| Wish granted, but it's in a rustbucket state. I wish I had a box of twinkies. |
| Posted by: kyonpalm Apr 5 2012, 01:42 AM | ||
Wish granted, but they are expired. Oh wait, they never expire. I mean they've been smushed. I wish I could have good dreams. |
| Posted by: Tessou Apr 5 2012, 02:28 AM |
| Granted! You now have wonderful dreams, but they're always the same thing and last only five minutes, causing you to lose horrid amounts of sleep every night. I wish the US would apply eugenics and cull the stupid people. |
| Posted by: Wanderer Apr 5 2012, 02:31 AM |
| Granted, but now the government officials are dead. I wish my hair would grow longer. |
| Posted by: THE_HONDA_CG2 Apr 5 2012, 06:14 AM |
| Wish granted. Now your hair grows at an alarmingly fast rate but it's super curly. That's right, now you have a super afro that grows at a rate of 3 inches a week. Good luck straightening that out. I wish I had more origami paper. |
| Posted by: ?wha? Apr 5 2012, 06:18 AM |
| Wish granted, now you get paper cuts every time you try and fold it. I wish I had enough money for a house deposit... |
| Posted by: Lebon14 Apr 5 2012, 10:40 AM |
| Wish granted but the house you wanted to buy was purchased while you were gathering money I wish for cheap gas prices. |
| Posted by: Cecilia Apr 5 2012, 10:47 AM | ||
Wish granted but your vehicle only gets 2 mpg. I wish I were at Disneyland. |
| Posted by: Nerubian Apr 5 2012, 10:59 AM |
| Wish granted but you are banned forever. I wish I were rich. |
| Posted by: Wanderer Apr 5 2012, 11:36 AM |
| Wish granted, but now you are being investigated for tax evasion. I wish I lost 20lbs. |
| Posted by: HorizontalMitsubishi Apr 5 2012, 12:21 PM |
| Wish granted, but you gain 40 lbs back the next week. I wish that I ran the US Treasury and I was able to print infinite amounts of money. |
| Posted by: Wanderer Apr 5 2012, 12:25 PM |
| Granted, but now you've inflated the economy, and made the USD worthless. I wish I had some cranberry juice. |
| Posted by: THE_HONDA_CG2 Apr 5 2012, 12:34 PM |
| Wish granted. But that's all you have to drink for the rest of your life. I wish DJ PikachuFragger would have shows EVERY Thursday night from 11PM-1AM. |
| Posted by: Tessou Apr 5 2012, 12:40 PM |
| Granted, but every show is nothing but vuvuzela music. I wish there was another military draft so I could shit on conscripts. |
| Posted by: Wanderer Apr 5 2012, 01:32 PM |
| Granted, but they don't have enough rifles for everyone and adopt the USSR's policy of picking up your dead comrades rifle if you don't have your own. Gotta say, I wouldn't mind that one bit Honda, I love cranberry juice.  I wish I was a mod. |
| Posted by: THE_HONDA_CG2 Apr 5 2012, 01:46 PM |
| Wish granted. You're a mod and everyone hates you. I wish some of the old members would come back to the forums. |
| Posted by: RalliKai Apr 5 2012, 02:03 PM |
| Wish granted, but none of them like you. I wish I had free gasoline for a year. |
| Posted by: Nerubian Apr 5 2012, 02:31 PM |
| Wish granted but it is leaded. I wish I had a treehouse. |
| Posted by: Wanderer Apr 5 2012, 02:41 PM |
| Granted, but the tree is infested with termites. I wish people would be nicer to the new regime. |
| Posted by: MetalMan777 Apr 5 2012, 02:54 PM |
| Wish granted, but the regime collapses due to being poorly run. I wish Tessou would stop bugging me about being a mod. |
| Posted by: kyonpalm Apr 5 2012, 04:09 PM | ||
Wish granted, he's now bugging you about being an admin instead. I wish Roland would start producing the TR-808 again. |
| Posted by: Shirogane Apr 8 2012, 07:05 PM |
| Wish granted, but every TR-808s could only produce one level of tone; low. I wish I could punch out the idea of owning an RSX out from my brother's head and toss in the idea of owning a Mini Cooper S (R56 model.) |
| Posted by: Wanderer Apr 9 2012, 05:59 AM |
| Granted, but you then realize... IT'S A MINI and you could've chosen a better car. I wish I lived in Vancouver B.C. |
| Posted by: MetalMan777 Apr 9 2012, 12:22 PM |
| Wish granted, but you can only go there when the Canucks lose the Stanley cup. I wish there was more time in a day. |
| Posted by: Wanderer Apr 9 2012, 04:05 PM |
| Granted, but now you have more daylight, and less time to sleep. I wish I had my own place. |
| Posted by: Shirogane Apr 9 2012, 04:06 PM |
| Wish granted, except it's infested with cockroaches. @ATRUM: It's better than some youth-ruined Honda. : P I wish for a remapped ECU on my SR50 scooter. Damn thing guzzled all the gas on the return trip home from Seattle (Mind you, it only took a quarter of the tank on the way to.) |
| Posted by: Wanderer Apr 9 2012, 04:29 PM |
| Granted, but the new map provides more MPG at reduced horsepower, only going 15mph. I wish my grandparents where still alive. |
| Posted by: HorizontalMitsubishi Apr 10 2012, 06:48 AM |
| Wish granted, but they are zombies and you must kill them before they kill you. I wish the forums were back to the way they were back in 2004-2005. |
| Posted by: Smikey Apr 10 2012, 10:11 AM | ||
Wish granted, the forums return to their previous state, however Apex Carver returns as well. I wish for my internet to be faster. |
| Posted by: RSanYon Apr 10 2012, 11:19 AM |
| Wish granted, but it drops often. I wish I had a bucket. |
| Posted by: Nerubian Apr 10 2012, 11:55 AM |
| Granted, but it has no bottom. I wish there were a free tv channel that only shows cartoons from the nineties. |
| Posted by: THE_HONDA_CG2 Apr 10 2012, 01:10 PM |
| Wish granted. But the channel only shows reruns of the first Pokemon episode. Only the first Pokemon episode... I wish I remembered the last thing I forgot. |
| Posted by: Nerubian Apr 10 2012, 01:38 PM |
| Wish granted, but you will forget it right after you remembered it. I wish I had a citrus sinensis. |
| Posted by: Möbius Apr 10 2012, 04:06 PM |
| Wish granted, but it won't bear fruit. I wish I didn't have to pay taxes. |
| Posted by: Spaz Apr 10 2012, 07:30 PM | ||
Granted! Now all the roads are in disrepair. I wish Evo transfer case parts weren't so expensive. |
| Posted by: Wanderer Apr 10 2012, 07:31 PM |
| Granted, but you're now in jail for tax evasion. I wish I had a pistol. |
| Posted by: RSanYon Apr 10 2012, 08:56 PM |
| Granted, but it has no ammo. I wish I had a wish that would be granted. |
| Posted by: Jardim Apr 11 2012, 12:02 AM |
| wish granted, you wished for nothing. I wish i was 16 again. |
| Posted by: Wanderer Apr 11 2012, 12:15 AM |
| Granted, but you now have pimples, a cracking voice, and the constant urge to fap. I wish I was invincible. |
| Posted by: Möbius Apr 13 2012, 03:30 PM |
| Wish granted, but you get so strong you can't even touch anyone else. I wish a day had 30 hours.  |
| Posted by: kyonpalm Apr 13 2012, 03:46 PM | ||
...I do too. Anyway, wish granted, but it's 30 hours of sweltering sunlight. I wish people would realize bringing Toonami back would mean having to watch dubbed anime. |
| Posted by: Möbius Apr 13 2012, 06:34 PM | ||
Wish granted, but even though said people realize that fact, they actually like dubbed anime. I wish I had a 12 car garage.  |
| Posted by: Jardim Apr 13 2012, 07:28 PM |
| Wish granted, But now you have 13 cars you want to store I wish Ron Paul would be our next president. (us) |
| Posted by: Lebon14 Apr 13 2012, 07:56 PM | ||
Wish granted but Anonymous' wish for revolution gets real and the president is assinated. I wish for a 30" 2560x1600 resolution monitor with no dead pixels. |
| Posted by: Rudy Apr 13 2012, 08:14 PM |
| ^ Wish granted, but your poor GFX card can't handle the abuse and blows out on you. I wish dubstep didn't exist. |
| Posted by: Spaz Apr 13 2012, 09:31 PM | ||
Granted, the evolution of music has stopped and now we're left with current music forever. I wish Drifter knew the difference between Dubstep and Brostep, one of which has class and tact. |
| Posted by: THE_HONDA_CG2 Apr 20 2012, 07:07 PM |
| Wish granted. But the fact becomes irrelevant because the world ends the very next day. I wish I had the ability to be in two places at the same time. |
| Posted by: Meteor Apr 20 2012, 10:37 PM |
| Wish granted. You now have an evil twin you don't know about. I wish for world peace. |
| Posted by: THE_HONDA_CG2 Apr 20 2012, 11:05 PM |
| Wish granted. Now you are in the presence of Metta World Peace, formerly known as Ron Artest. I wish Perry would stop flaking off things. |
| Posted by: Meteor Apr 20 2012, 11:35 PM |
| Wish granted. He resumes flaking off things immediately afterwards though. I wish for an orchestra remix of the Pokemon theme with the Portable Atrocities lyrics, then an entire show to go with it. |
| Posted by: kyonpalm Apr 21 2012, 12:16 AM |
| Wish granted, but it's orchestrated by someone other than Phillip Glass. I wish I didn't have nightmares. |
| Posted by: Nerubian Apr 21 2012, 03:38 PM |
| Wish granted, you are now awake for your entire life. I wish I had shorter hair. |
| Posted by: Wanderer Apr 22 2012, 04:33 PM |
| Wish granted, but it's 1nnm tall so you look bald. I wish I had enough money to buy Nerfs for Humans vs. Zombies. |
| Posted by: kyonpalm Apr 22 2012, 05:26 PM |
| Wish granted, but now the zombies are real. I wish life were easier. |
| Posted by: RalliKai Apr 22 2012, 08:20 PM |
| Wish granted but now death is horrible and slow. I wish my Pittsburgh Pirates would have a winning season for a change. |
| Posted by: Rudy Apr 22 2012, 08:23 PM |
| Wish granted, but immediately after the 2012 season the Yankees dominate baseball for the next 25 years. I wish fuel was $1.00 a gallon again. |
| Posted by: THE_HONDA_CG2 Apr 22 2012, 08:45 PM |
| Wish granted. Now your car has a mpg rating of 2 miles per gallon so it costs about the twice as much as it does now to fill up a tank and you have to do it more often. I wish I had some strawberry red velvet cake. |
| Posted by: Shirogane Apr 22 2012, 09:01 PM |
| Wish granted, but it has absolutely no taste. Oh, and it's as soft as a brick. I wish for an E32 750il. |
| Posted by: Rudy Apr 23 2012, 10:06 AM |
| Wish granted. Too bad Tanner Faust already put it in a wall during a drift session. I wish the McLaren F1 was still produced. |
| Posted by: kyonpalm Apr 23 2012, 10:34 AM |
| Wish granted, but they can only be sold to old ladies. I wish Aphex Twin would put something new out already |
| Posted by: Meteor Apr 23 2012, 10:50 AM |
| Wish granted. It's a collaboration with Justin Bieber. I wish for levitation and free mid-air movement. |
| Posted by: Wanderer Apr 23 2012, 04:30 PM |
| Granted, but it's now impossible to ground yourself. I wish I had the gold from the McLaren F1. |
| Posted by: THE_HONDA_CG2 Apr 23 2012, 10:30 PM |
| Wish granted. Now you have all the gold colored paint that they used on the McLaren F1. I wish I was able to get more sleep at night. |
| Posted by: Lebon14 Apr 23 2012, 10:53 PM | ||
Wish granted but you need to have a charming prince to kiss you to wake you up. I wish to have a bigger room. |
| Posted by: Meteor Apr 23 2012, 11:23 PM |
| Wish granted. Your room is now a hypercube you can never find your way out of. I wish to see a McLaren F1 tuned to be even faster and have wheel-spin inducing amounts of torque in every gear. |
| Posted by: Yoshida Seiji Apr 24 2012, 08:20 AM |
| Wish granted, but it's now rotary powered. Game over. |
| Posted by: Meteor Apr 24 2012, 08:33 AM |
| Wish granted. You have run out of lives and credits. P.S: I don't hate rotary engines if that's what you're implying. I wish to get to play either Arcade Stage or Maxi Tune at least once. |
| Posted by: Wanderer Apr 24 2012, 12:41 PM |
| Granted, but card reader is messed up so you must play without cards. I wish it was May already. |
| Posted by: kyonpalm Apr 24 2012, 12:46 PM |
| Wish granted, it's now May 2039, the world is completely different and you can't keep up. I wish I had a larger scanner. |
| Posted by: Hannah Apr 24 2012, 01:49 PM |
| Wish granted, but the power I wish I could afford contacts so I didn't have to deal with glasses. |
| Posted by: THE_HONDA_CG2 Apr 24 2012, 01:59 PM | ||
You know... I wouldn't mind that. Wish granted. You can afford them but now you can't find where you placed them. I wish for a huge plate of Carne Asada fries with extra guacamole. |
| Posted by: Wanderer Apr 24 2012, 03:37 PM |
| Granted, but the guacamole was expired and you now have food poisoning. I wish I could grow more facial hair than just a mustache. |
| Posted by: RSanYon Apr 25 2012, 05:37 AM |
| Wish granted, but now you have hair all over your face. I wish I had new headphones. |
| Posted by: Meteor Apr 25 2012, 07:06 AM |
| Wish granted. Specifically the phone part, as your new headphones do nothing but take phone-calls. I wish my legs had normal range-of-motion sidewards. |
| Posted by: kyonpalm Apr 25 2012, 07:10 AM |
| Wish granted, but now you can not move them forward/backward. I wish I could control time. |
| Posted by: Meteor Apr 25 2012, 07:24 AM |
| Wish granted. You now control TIME Magazine. I wish for Streets of Rage 4, with an obligatory Yuzo Koshiro soundtrack. |
| Posted by: THE_HONDA_CG2 Apr 26 2012, 09:13 PM |
| Wish granted. Streets of Rage 4 is now a 3D fighter game and the entire cast that you know and love has been replaced with new, poorly written characters. Also, the soundtrack is dubstep featuring Yuzo Koshiro as the composer. I wish I had more soy milk. |
| Posted by: Rudy Apr 26 2012, 11:17 PM |
| ^ Wish granted. By the way, that all that extra soymilk expired 3 months ago. I wish car repair and modification work in the state of New Jersey wasn't so prohibitively expensive. |
| Posted by: Meteor Apr 27 2012, 01:15 PM |
| Wish granted. . . . 50 years from now. I wish to know the probability of anything. |
| Posted by: Wanderer May 1 2012, 10:46 PM | ||
Granted, you now, however, know that the probability of that is near impossible. I wish I wasn't a late bloomer.  |
| Posted by: THE_HONDA_CG2 May 1 2012, 10:51 PM |
| Wish granted. You're now an early bloomer but when the important time comes, you're already out of your prime. I wish the β testing for Phantasy Star Online 2 was still open so I could be playing.  |
| Posted by: Meteor May 1 2012, 11:52 PM |
| Wish granted, except what you're now playing is an alpha build. I wish I could've played any of the Phantasy Star games after Phantasy Star IV. |
| Posted by: THE_HONDA_CG2 May 2 2012, 03:08 PM | ||
I actually don't care if its the α testing either. I just want to play the damn game! Wish granted. Now you are playing Phantasy Star Universe. Arguably the worst spin-off of the franchise to date. I wish I could cut paper in a straight line. |
| Posted by: Meteor May 2 2012, 09:51 PM |
| Wish granted. You can only cut paper when drag racing. I wish for a good book to read. |
| Posted by: THE_HONDA_CG2 May 2 2012, 09:59 PM |
Wish grated. Now you're stuck reading https://idforums.net/index.php?showtopic=44033. Which I just updated with a whole bunch of chapters, have fun reading!  I wish I would stop eating junk food. |
| Posted by: Nerubian May 3 2012, 06:53 AM |
| Wish granted, but you must think about the taste and smell of it permanently. I wish I weren't paranoid. |
| Posted by: kyonpalm May 3 2012, 07:19 AM |
| Wish granted, now they really are after you. I wish our wishes would stop getting corrupted. |
| Posted by: Meteor May 3 2012, 08:37 AM |
| Wisj cporripted yuoui3sdf mweojknsdf 2231298 I wish I could draw realistic looking trees. |
| Posted by: Nerubian May 3 2012, 10:13 AM |
| Granted, but you can only draw sprouts perfectly. I wish Perry would reply to his ask me anything thread. |
| Posted by: Meteor May 3 2012, 10:21 AM |
| Wish granted, https://idforums.net/index.php?showuser=4853 starts an Ask Me Anything thread and replies to questions asked in it. (And now I know we have a member named Terry). I wish I could decide on my votes for the Semi-Annual Awards quicker. |
| Posted by: THE_HONDA_CG2 May 3 2012, 01:36 PM |
| Wish granted. You vote yourself for every category and get shot for doing so. I wish I knew how to skateboard. |
| Posted by: Mazda ina Ford guy May 5 2012, 04:41 PM |
| Wish granted, but you get MY skateboarding skills, you can stay upright on level ground, that's about it. I wish I could weld metal.... |
| Posted by: Nerubian May 5 2012, 07:06 PM |
| Wish granted, you can now cut metal. I wish I could play piano. |
| Posted by: RSanYon May 16 2012, 05:38 AM |
| Wish granted, but you only know how to play Chopsticks. I wish I knew how to play guitar. |
| Posted by: Meteor May 16 2012, 06:09 AM |
| Wish granted, except you learn to play a 16-bit tracker program instead. You can now play Metal Squad from Thunder Force IV. And only Metal Squad from Thunder Force IV. I wish I knew how to code. |
| Posted by: THE_HONDA_CG2 May 16 2012, 06:15 AM |
| Wish granted. Now you have Perry's coding skills, and you are a mod. I wish I could start learning how to drive a stick shift right now. |
| Posted by: Meteor May 16 2012, 06:24 AM | ||||
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wish granted. You'll be starting in a really old car that requires you to double-clutch. I wish to be better at drawing backgrounds. |
| Posted by: kyonpalm May 16 2012, 11:12 AM |
| Wish granted, now you are Tite Kubo and you never draw backgrounds. I wish I were smarter. |
| Posted by: Nerubian May 16 2012, 11:19 AM |
| Wish granted, you are now a encyclopedia. However, its knowledge is from the 18th century. I wish I could draw perfectly. |
| Posted by: Meteor May 16 2012, 11:33 AM | ||||
Wish granted. You can perfectly draw the word "perfectly". . . . Perfectly placed over a narrow stick, with the center of gravity of the "perfectly" placed exactly on top of the center of the stick. And the stick itself is drawn into a perfect, photorealistic drawing of your location from an angle perfectly 45-degrees downwards towards the north. But that is the only time you'll ever get to draw something perfectly. And you won't remember how you did it. I wish I could draw things quicker without any loss in quality. |
| Posted by: Wanderer May 16 2012, 01:07 PM | ||
Wish granted, you can now scribble quickly and perfectly. I wish I had enough cash for a 10th Anniversary FC..... that runs perfectly. [ Post made via Mobile Device ] |
| Posted by: Meteor May 16 2012, 01:30 PM | ||
But. . . . I can already do that. . . . . Wish granted, but it's a rental. Don't take too long in returning it  |
| Posted by: THE_HONDA_CG2 May 16 2012, 03:41 PM | ||
I wish Meteor remembered to make a wish in his last post. |
| Posted by: Drew May 16 2012, 05:58 PM |
| He did...and now the whole state of Rhode Island has disappeared and has been replaced by a parking lot for the New York Islanders. Sucks for both RI Residents and NY Islanders Fans, seeing as the former has no home and everyone still forgets the latter even exists. I wish I could drop the bass like Skrillex.  |
| Posted by: Rudy May 16 2012, 09:19 PM |
| ^ Wish granted. When your bass hits the ground for the first time, it shatters the fourth wall and also all semblance of time and space; the universe is now destroyed, nice job! I wish that '55 Bel Air of mine had all original-style parts, right down to bias-ply tires  |
| Posted by: Meteor May 16 2012, 11:43 PM |
| Wish granted. But it's now a scale model. I wish for the me living 8-9 hours in the past to have typed in a wish on that last post. |
| Posted by: THE_HONDA_CG2 May 16 2012, 11:55 PM |
| Wish granted. You wished for yourself in the present time to not wish for that wish and now you have created a time paradox where the world imploded upon itself and you are now a frisbee®. I wish I had a square sheet of 100cm x 100cm foil tissue paper to fold a ridiculously complicated piece of origami with.  |
| Posted by: Meteor May 17 2012, 12:02 AM |
| Wish granted. You get a square sheet of 100m X 100m foil tissue paper. It is currently lying on top of wherever you live. I wish to play a racing game that lets me do proper handbrake turns and opposite-lock drifts. |
| Posted by: Nerubian May 17 2012, 11:51 AM |
| Wish granted, but this game only exists in your dreams. I wish Disney would stop producing sitcoms. |
| Posted by: RSanYon May 17 2012, 04:08 PM |
| Wish granted, but they've decided to produce more crappy cartoons. I wish that I had something to wish about. |
| Posted by: THE_HONDA_CG2 May 17 2012, 08:26 PM |
| Wish granted. You wished that you didn't wish for that one wish that you wished in that last post. I wish I had more time to watch TV. |
| Posted by: Wanderer May 18 2012, 02:54 AM |
| Granted, but now you have no time for anything else. I wish I had a LEGAL unlimited supply of money. |
| Posted by: Meteor May 18 2012, 03:09 AM |
| Wish granted. But someone finds out about your extra funds and tries to find out where you're hiding it. You walk in on him searching your house, causing him to panic and attack you. You die in your sleep from an untreated concussion. You did manage to kill him though. I wish a good life for everyone. |
| Posted by: Wanderer May 18 2012, 04:28 AM |
| Wish granted, but now your life is as bad as everyone's bad life.... combined. I wish my long hair didn't take so long to dry. |
| Posted by: RSanYon May 18 2012, 04:52 AM |
| Wish granted, but now you have a very itchy scalp. I wish I had some new headphones. |
| Posted by: Meteor May 18 2012, 06:57 AM |
| Wish granted. They don't work by the way. I wish to understand just how the Bajiquan shoulder-ram is performed. |
| Posted by: kyonpalm May 18 2012, 07:29 AM |
| Wish granted, now you understand how to do it, but cannot actually do it. Also, someone uses it against you. I wish I had a better-functioning IDW radio setup on my laptop. |
| Posted by: Meteor May 18 2012, 09:08 AM |
| ^Well. . . At least I'll be able to draw the move correctly then. . . Wish granted. Now that's pretty much all your laptop is good for. I wish for my next wish in this thread to not be granted. |
| Posted by: RSanYon May 18 2012, 01:56 PM |
| Wish granted, but you didn't state which of your next wishes you don't want to be granted. I wish I didn't procrastinate so much. |
| Posted by: Nerubian May 19 2012, 03:48 PM |
| Wish granted, but everything you want to do will be done inconsiderately. I wish pay tv were free. |
| Posted by: Meteor May 20 2012, 01:43 AM | ||
I'm pretty sure I did  Wish granted. But there's almost nothing to watch there now. I wish to be able to slow down time so that one second lasts me 60 seconds. And also speed it back up again when normal speed is more convenient. |
| Posted by: THE_HONDA_CG2 May 20 2012, 01:46 AM |
| Wish granted. But your new found power malfunctions and you slow time down while you're in class and speeds time up while you're asleep. I wish I could count a large number things accurately. |
| Posted by: kyonpalm May 20 2012, 01:49 AM |
| Wish granted, you can now count a large number thing... whatever that is. I wish I had more money. |
| Posted by: Meteor May 20 2012, 02:01 AM |
| Wish granted. You gain 5$. I wish all drivers here would stop tailgating each other so that the roads wouldn't be gridlocked so easily. |
| Posted by: THE_HONDA_CG2 May 20 2012, 02:15 AM |
| Wish granted. Now drivers give each other more than enough space to drive resulting in less accidents and road rage. You still don't have a car though. I wish I could count a large number OF things accurately. |
| Posted by: Meteor May 20 2012, 03:47 AM |
| Wish granted. But whenever you call upon this ability, your brain will stop carrying out most other functions. The first thing you'll notice is that all your muscles will shut down, meaning you're likely to fall to the ground full force if you're not seated. That goes for your cardiac muscles too, so you'll get a few seconds at most before the lack of a pulse makes you pass out. Use with caution. I wish for all the still-deactivated muscle fibres in my legs to start firing up already so I can jump high. |
| Posted by: Nerubian May 20 2012, 05:40 PM |
| Wish granted, but right when you jumped a gate to another dimension appears above you. You get devoured and you find yourself in a world where it rains trains made of lead that will explode when its sunday. However, in this dimension it is forever sunday because a tornado stopped the time when it ate an anchor that was cursed with Justin Bieber songs. I wish I had something to eat. |
| Posted by: Wanderer May 20 2012, 05:54 PM |
| Granted, but it's human brain stew. I wish it where the 29'th of May, 2012 already. |
| Posted by: Meteor May 21 2012, 02:14 AM |
| Wish granted. "It" has been wished upon where the calenders are set to 29th of May, 2012. The wish granter seemed to have trouble understanding your wish. I wish for world hunger to end. |
| Posted by: Wanderer May 21 2012, 03:27 AM |
| Wish granted, all the hungry are dead. I wish I had some pizza right now. [ Post made via Mobile Device ] |
| Posted by: Meteor May 21 2012, 05:33 AM |
| Wish granted, but too late. You starved to death. I wish for every sapient being to understand every single thing in the universe. |
| Posted by: THE_HONDA_CG2 May 21 2012, 06:14 AM |
| Wish granted. Everyone understands everything but it doesn't really matter because we are all still invaded by aliens. I wish I had the ability to draw well. |
| Posted by: Meteor May 21 2012, 08:40 AM |
| Wish granted. You now have an involuntary urge to practice drawing at all times until your drawing ability gets good enough, meaning you now have to learn how to practice drawing and do everything else at the same time. I wish to learn more languages. |
| Posted by: kyonpalm May 21 2012, 10:44 AM |
| Wish granted - you learned Latin, it's near useless. I wish I were less awkward. |
| Posted by: Meteor May 21 2012, 10:53 AM |
| Wish granted. You are now slightly - and only slightly - less awkward than you previously were. I wish to learn yet another language. P.S: Thanks for the Latin. Now I can sing vaguely ominous-sounding songs. |
| Posted by: Nerubian May 21 2012, 12:12 PM |
| Wish granted, you can now understand C++. I wish I were sportingly. |
| Posted by: kyonpalm May 21 2012, 12:30 PM | ||
Oh fuck, I wish I new C++. Wish granted, your name has been changed to Edward Sportingly. |
| Posted by: Meteor May 21 2012, 12:36 PM |
| Wish granted. You now know http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brainfuck. I wish I knew enough programming to code a top-down-view racing game. |
| Posted by: Nerubian May 22 2012, 06:46 AM |
| Wish granted, but a door appears next to you right after you started programming. It opened itself and a big hand, that wears a white glove, grabs you and throws you in the door. You are now in another dimension where pink colored mushrooms destroys monster mites with burning eyes. You will be lost there forever cuz the big hand, which has no arm by the way, closed the door and destroyed it. I wish I had a strawberry cake. |
| Posted by: Meteor May 22 2012, 09:04 AM |
| Wish granted. But before you can even taste it, a door appears and opens under you, sending you into a universe where sliced bread rains upon talking buildings and stuff to put on bread is a resource continuously being fought over. Also, you're currently falling a pretty good distance. Surviving a long fall is possible, but very difficult. Good luck. I wish for nothing out of the ordinary to happen. |
| Posted by: JKaiba May 22 2012, 10:32 AM | ||
| Nothing out of the ordinary happens; no innovations are made, no geniuses are born since that would be 'extraordinary'. People live and die exactly as they do today according to the law of averages... Since mankind is doomed by what is considered ordinary: The current model of particle physics renders mankind unable to exceed the speed of light, build self sustaining space travel, or achieve immortality and therefore mankind and all life on earth is doomed to eventual extinction when the sun burns out and the solar system comes to an end. I wish to 'live like a windrammer as I F*ck'.
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| Posted by: Meteor May 22 2012, 10:57 AM |
| Wish granted. But due to the quotation marks around your wish, you merely end up involuntarily saying the quoted part of your wish out loud. I wish to read more reports on the rogue Fairlady-class heavy cruiser. |
| Posted by: THE_HONDA_CG2 May 22 2012, 11:32 PM |
| Wish granted. Now you have a huge pile of reports to read and no time to read them all. I wish I didn't miss step 36 in folding the Origami Ancient Dragon. |
| Posted by: Meteor May 22 2012, 11:46 PM |
| Wish granted. You did, however, miss step 35. I wish to be less of an idiot. |
| Posted by: Mr. Shine May 23 2012, 02:55 AM |
| Wish granted. You are less of an idiot, but everyone around you is annoyingly moreso. I wish I weren't sick. |
| Posted by: Meteor May 23 2012, 03:14 AM |
| Wish granted. You are now stuck and will stay stuck at the point between sickness and good health. You don't have much energy and you get headaches on occasion. I wish the air in my room did not have any dust particles floating in it. |
| Posted by: THE_HONDA_CG2 May 23 2012, 08:09 AM |
| Wish granted. Now you have no air in your room causing you to suffocate due to the lack of oxygen in your atmosphere. I wish I had 4-5 hours to spare to try folding the Origami Ancient Dragon again. (Yup, that thing has been on my mind for ages!) |
| Posted by: Mr. Shine May 23 2012, 08:29 PM | ||
Wish granted. You have five hours to spare, but are physically incapable of folding the origami ancient dragon. I wish I had more pseudoephedrine-containing cold medicine  |
| Posted by: Meteor May 27 2012, 01:17 AM |
| Wish granted. You now have more pseudo cold-medicine. I wish for something that will not affect anything in anyway. |
| Posted by: Wanderer May 27 2012, 01:27 AM |
| Granted, but that wish affected something important in your life negatively, and you don't know what it is until you needed it. I wish I had gone to Fanime. [ Post made via Mobile Device ] |
| Posted by: Meteor May 27 2012, 01:34 AM |
| Wish granted. But something came up and you had to leave immediately. I wish to have mastery over all jump kicks, regardless of how useless they tend to be. |
| Posted by: Wanderer May 27 2012, 01:59 AM | ||
Granted, but you end up jump kicking off a cliff. I wish my application at Victoria's Secret gets accepted. [ Post made via Mobile Device ] |
| Posted by: Meteor May 27 2012, 02:07 AM |
| Wish granted. You get a Lamborghini Diablo VS (VS as in Victoria's Secret - yes this car actually exists). Your application didn't get accepted though. I wish to generate a force of over 980 Newtons with my roundhouse kick. |
| Posted by: Wanderer May 27 2012, 02:18 AM |
| Granted, but as you completed the kick, your leg bones and muscle completely disintegrate. I wish my application at Victoria's Secret the store gets accepted. [ Post made via Mobile Device ] |
| Posted by: Meteor May 27 2012, 02:20 AM |
| Wish granted. Then another recession happens and you lose your job. I wish for invulnerability. |
| Posted by: Wanderer May 27 2012, 02:22 AM |
| Wish granted, you're now invulnerable to cheese. I wish I had woken up on time to go to the arcade. [ Post made via Mobile Device ] |
| Posted by: Meteor May 27 2012, 05:26 AM |
| Wish granted. You get there 10 minutes to closing time. I wish there were any arcades nearby for me to go to. |
| Posted by: Wanderer May 27 2012, 05:32 AM |
| Granted, but they're only food arcades. I wish I hadn't ignored the messages to pick up my new Visa. [ Post made via Mobile Device ] |
| Posted by: THE_HONDA_CG2 May 27 2012, 05:57 PM |
| Wish granted. But your Visa gets stolen right as you walk out the door the very next day. I wish to have more self control when it comes to buying things. |
| Posted by: Wanderer May 27 2012, 06:06 PM |
| Granted, you have self control and buy minimum. Even though you now have an unlimited supply of money. I wish I had woken up earlier today. [ Post made via Mobile Device ] |
| Posted by: Nerubian May 27 2012, 06:40 PM |
| Wish granted, your clocks was set to another time zone. I wish I had 1000 kilograms of antimatter. |
| Posted by: kiwi baby May 31 2012, 01:02 AM |
| Granted, but it is instantly annihilated by the surrounding matter, releasing energy and burning you to crisp. I wish I could turn invisible at will. |
| Posted by: Meteor May 31 2012, 01:27 AM |
| Wish granted. But every sound you make will be 10 times louder. I wish to have superhuman agility without getting any injuries from it. |
| Posted by: Nerubian May 31 2012, 07:45 AM |
| Wish granted, you are now a neutrino. I wish all old file hosters would come back. |
| Posted by: kyonpalm May 31 2012, 10:50 AM |
| Granted - they are back, but all the files are expired. I wish I could read a Shuichi Shigeno interview. |
| Posted by: RSanYon May 31 2012, 11:12 AM |
| Wish granted, but it's in a magazine and it's all in Japanese. I wish I didn't eat too much. |
| Posted by: W.A.R May 31 2012, 11:25 AM |
| Wish granted- You dont eat too much food but you dont know what "too much" means so now your starving your self I wish teen wolf was made into a porno |
| Posted by: Spaz Jun 1 2012, 07:06 AM | ||
Granted, Teen Wolf is now a gay porno with hairy teenagers. I wish Texas were less awesome so I wouldn't want to move here. |
| Posted by: THE_HONDA_CG2 Jun 1 2012, 07:58 AM |
| Wish granted. But you decide that California is much better and you decide to move there instead. I wish I could watch the Avengers again. |
| Posted by: Meteor Jun 1 2012, 09:16 AM |
| Wish granted, except it's been dubbed into Bangla, has no subtitles, the voice actors involved are complete amateurs and several characters have the same voice. There is now also a low-budget Bollywood remake of The Avengers, complete with comically out of place song-and-dance numbers. Take your pick. I wish for the Wangan Midnight anime to get a second season. |
| Posted by: Spaz Jun 1 2012, 09:30 AM | ||
Wish granted, but the story is as poor, random, and hard to follow as the first season. I wish I had driven my car here instead of flying. |
| Posted by: Meteor Jun 1 2012, 09:50 AM |
| Wish granted. You flew your car there instead of driving. As punishment for breaking the laws of Physics, you are sentenced to one week in a completely friction-less house. I wish for a decent mic. |
| Posted by: Nerubian Jun 1 2012, 05:48 PM |
| Wish granted, but it has no connections. I wish I weren't tired all the time each day. |
| Posted by: Rudy Jun 1 2012, 07:44 PM |
| Wish granted. You never get tired, therefore you're never able to sleep. I wish football was an actual worldwide sport, not just an American-dominated thing. |
| Posted by: THE_HONDA_CG2 Jun 1 2012, 08:33 PM |
| Wish granted. Now American Football is played worldwide but the rules have been nerfed so the game is now about as interesting to watch as tea party run by dolls. I wish that going to the arcade was cheap. |
| Posted by: Meteor Jun 2 2012, 12:30 AM |
| Wish granted. The economy deflates, making the arcades cheaper and also giving you less money to spend. I wish for SOME POUND CAKE. |
| Posted by: THE_HONDA_CG2 Jun 2 2012, 12:34 AM | ||
Wish granted. Blanka makes SOME POUND CAKE for you.
I wish I didn't have writer's block. I want to get back into writing my story, but I'm seriously stuck. |
| Posted by: Meteor Jun 2 2012, 03:42 AM | ||
Wish granted.
I wish for CG2 to roundhouse her writer's block into orbit. |
| Posted by: THE_HONDA_CG2 Jun 2 2012, 10:36 AM |
| Wish granted. Now I have overcome my writer's block and I have ideas for the next 20 chapters. But I don't have any time to write and I forget everything when I do sit down to write. I wish Meteor would continue this amazing fanfic. I want to see what happens to Talumi and Dav. |
| Posted by: Meteor Jun 2 2012, 12:09 PM |
| Wish granted. At some undetermined point in the future. I wish to know a bunch of languages. |
| Posted by: Lebon14 Jun 2 2012, 01:02 PM |
| Wish granted but those are klingon, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loxian and other fictional languages. I wish I could weight half of my current weight is. |
| Posted by: Meteor Jun 2 2012, 01:26 PM |
| Wish granted. Except you actually gain weight, since almost all your fat has been traded for muscles filled with lots of sarcoplasmic fluid (i.e: you have ridiculously huge muscles). Only your muscles have been changed. Your tendons are currently too weak to support them and are very likely to tear. I wish to learn a bunch of non-fictional languages. |
| Posted by: Nerubian Jun 2 2012, 02:00 PM |
| Wish granted, but these languages are obsolete, so nobody else can understand them. I wish I were smart. |
| Posted by: kyonpalm Jun 2 2012, 02:20 PM |
| Wish granted, but now everyone else is still smarter than you. I wish I could get homework done in the blink of an eye. |
| Posted by: Hannah Jun 2 2012, 02:55 PM |
| Wish granted. But, now you have no eyelids, and therefore, cannot blink. I wish I could get a job that I could hold onto for at least a year. |
| Posted by: Nerubian Jun 2 2012, 02:59 PM |
| Wish granted, but it costs your soul. I wish I had a tanned skin. |
| Posted by: THE_HONDA_CG2 Jun 2 2012, 08:05 PM |
| Wish granted. Now you realize that you have skin cancer. I wish everyday was National Pita Day. |
| Posted by: Mr. Shine Jun 3 2012, 03:47 AM |
| Wish granted, but you discover you're allergic to pita bread. I wish I could have more long weekends/public holidays. |
| Posted by: Nerubian Jun 3 2012, 05:34 PM |
| Wish granted, you are now a derelict. I wish everything were cheaper. |
| Posted by: Galli Jun 3 2012, 11:09 PM |
| Wish granted, but everything is low quality. I wish I could take my friends on a holiday. |
| Posted by: RSanYon Jun 5 2012, 04:54 AM |
| Wish granted, but you take your friends to the middle of an extremely hot and dry desert. I wish finals week will be easy for me. |
| Posted by: THE_HONDA_CG2 Jun 12 2012, 08:11 AM |
| Wish granted. Your finals are easy but now the rest of your term is impossibly hard. I wish I could cut exact squares of paper out of any shape without messing up. |
| Posted by: Meteor Jun 14 2012, 09:42 AM |
| Wish granted, you can cut out the exact square-root of the area of any size and shape of paper. The cutouts are not necessarily square-shaped, however. I wish I won't end up missing HashiriyaR32's next show. |
| Posted by: Nerubian Jun 24 2012, 03:23 PM |
| Wish granted, but his show will be discharged. I wish I could break dance. |
| Posted by: Meteor Jun 24 2012, 04:31 PM |
| Wish granted. But then you suddenly develop coxa vara, making some of the moves impossible for you. I wish for nothing in particular. |
| Posted by: THE_HONDA_CG2 Jun 24 2012, 10:24 PM |
| Wish granted. You get nothing, but you are suddenly jealous of everyone who had something. I wish that postage didn't have to cost an arm and a leg. [ Post made via Mobile Device ] |
| Posted by: RSanYon Jun 25 2012, 12:30 AM |
| Wish granted. However, shipping times are a lot slower now. I wish I was in shape. |
| Posted by: kyonpalm Jun 25 2012, 03:08 AM |
| Wish granted, you are now a square. I wish I had more time in the day. |
| Posted by: Shana-chan Jun 25 2012, 06:02 AM |
| wish granted, but u have lesser time in night + less time to sleep I wish i can learn more |
| Posted by: RSanYon Jun 26 2012, 10:54 PM |
| Wish granted, but you forget what you've learned even more now. I wish for an exciting summer break. |
| Posted by: Meteor Jul 5 2012, 07:18 AM |
| Wish granted. It lasts precisely 60.45 seconds. I wish I could've been to AX this year. |
| Posted by: THE_HONDA_CG2 Jul 5 2012, 07:34 AM |
| Wish grated. But there is no IDW meet and you get pick pocketed when you get there. I wish I was skinny. [ Post made via Mobile Device ] |
| Posted by: Nerubian Jul 5 2012, 10:15 AM |
| Wish granted, you are now a string. I wish I weren't myopic. |
| Posted by: Saxifrage Jul 6 2012, 04:44 AM |
| Wish granted, you're now long-sighted I wish i could drive |
| Posted by: Nerubian Jul 6 2012, 11:14 AM |
| Wish granted, but you can only drive bobby cars. I wish I weren't tired. |
| Posted by: Saxifrage Jul 7 2012, 04:58 AM |
| Wish granted, you are now hyperactive and can't stop jumping I wish I am muscular |
| Posted by: THE_HONDA_CG2 Jul 28 2012, 03:19 PM |
| Wish granted. You are now so covered in muscles that you can't scratch your own face. I wish I had more space in my room. [ Post made via Mobile Device ] |
| Posted by: Nerubian Jul 30 2012, 01:21 PM |
| Wish granted, your walls are now painted like the universe. I wish I had a 32GB Memory Stick Pro for my PSP. |
| Posted by: kyonpalm Jul 30 2012, 02:23 PM | ||
Wish granted, but it's a SanDisk made in China and suddenly drops half its capacity. I wish every day could be this great. |
| Posted by: Meteor Jul 30 2012, 03:44 PM |
| Wish granted. Every day is July 30, 2012. I wish to get a behind-the-scenes look at the production of the new Initial D anime project. |
| Posted by: kyonpalm Jul 30 2012, 03:51 PM | ||
Wish granted. You're literally behind the scenes and can't see any of the work being done. I wish we had instant teleportation technology so that shipping wouldn't take days. |
| Posted by: THE_HONDA_CG2 Jul 30 2012, 04:12 PM |
| Wish granted. Now everything is teleported to you but it comes broken. I wish to be better at singing. [ Post made via Mobile Device ] |
| Posted by: Meteor Jul 30 2012, 04:17 PM |
| Wish granted, but only for the song "They See Don Rollin'". I wish someone actually would sing "They See Don Rollin'". |
| Posted by: Shirogane Jul 30 2012, 10:17 PM |
| Wish granted, but now you're a sick pedo. I wish for an EJ255 swap into my 1995 Legacy L. |
| Posted by: Spaz Jul 31 2012, 07:39 AM | ||
Congrats, you've got the full STi driveline... Now do work and put it in! I wish the rain will stay away from now until Cars and Coffee on Saturday. |
| Posted by: kyonpalm Jul 31 2012, 10:45 AM | ||
Wish granted, it has stayed away until Cars and Coffee. It is now Cars and Coffee day and it is pouring. I wish the rent wasn't TOO DAMN HIGH. |
| Posted by: Meteor Jul 31 2012, 11:57 AM |
| Wish granted. Your rent has been reduced, but is still damn high. I wish to be more eloquent. |
| Posted by: THE_HONDA_CG2 Jul 31 2012, 11:59 AM |
| Wish granted. You are now a fine gentlemen. But you get beat up for it every where you go. I wish for a new paint job on my car. Gunmetal Blue please! [ Post made via Mobile Device ] |
| Posted by: kyonpalm Jul 31 2012, 12:01 PM |
| Wish granted, but you have to paint it yourself. I wish I were good at fixing electronics/hardware. |
| Posted by: Meteor Jul 31 2012, 12:04 PM |
| Wish granted. You are good at debugging software. I wish there were autocross events in Bangladesh (because circuit racing here is too unlikely at the moment). |
| Posted by: Spaz Jul 31 2012, 12:44 PM | ||||
Funny story, this happens EVERY C&C I can actually attend, and the forecast is implying this month is no exception.
You're now incredibly eloquent in your mind. It's too bad you can't speak, type, or write. I wish it was time to go to the bar. |
| Posted by: kyonpalm Jul 31 2012, 01:03 PM |
| Wish granted, it's now time to go to the bar and you can't even get there. I wish Spaz would realize he quoted a wish that was already granted three posts above. |
| Posted by: Spaz Jul 31 2012, 01:59 PM | ||
I DO WHAT I WANT! I wish my Firefox tabs would self-update. |
| Posted by: NeedaHEMI Aug 2 2012, 06:38 AM | ||
Granted but you can never close them I wish I had a hamburger |
| Posted by: THE_HONDA_CG2 Aug 2 2012, 06:48 AM |
| Wish granted. But you're a vegetarian. I wish my skin wasn't so damn dry. [ Post made via Mobile Device ] |
| Posted by: Shirogane Aug 2 2012, 07:36 AM | ||
Wish granted, except callus took over. I wish Vietnam was under a democratic government. |
| Posted by: Meteor Aug 2 2012, 10:45 AM |
| Wish granted. A small democratic nation built with the help of highly advanced technology is currently hovering above Vietnam. I wish I had the answer to a physics-related question that my mind came up with yesterday. |
| Posted by: Hannah Aug 2 2012, 11:37 AM |
| Wish granted, but you used it on the wrong question. I wish I could undo the burn damage that the dryer at the laundromat did on my clothes this morning. |
| Posted by: THE_HONDA_CG2 Aug 5 2012, 08:18 PM |
| Wish granted. But your clothes just get burned again the next day. I wish it was already November 5, 2012. |
| Posted by: MetalMan777 Aug 5 2012, 08:46 PM |
| It passed, but you did not remember. I wish I were sleeping right now. |
| Posted by: Saxifrage Aug 15 2012, 04:41 AM |
| Wish granted.You won't wake up ever again. I wish I ain't so vexed. |
| Posted by: kyonpalm Aug 29 2012, 07:11 AM | ||
Wish granted. You are now perplexed. I wish shipping was always free. |
| Posted by: Lebon14 Aug 29 2012, 09:44 AM |
| Wish granted but items are mistreated during shipment. I wish to be less anxious. |
| Posted by: Saxifrage Aug 29 2012, 11:51 PM |
| Wish granted,now you're not anxious even when there's a tsunami is coming. I wish for a Initial D arcade machine at my house. |
| Posted by: RSanYon Aug 30 2012, 09:16 PM |
| Wish granted, but it doesn't turn on. I wish to have a good year at school. |
| Posted by: THE_HONDA_CG2 Aug 30 2012, 09:31 PM |
| Wish granted. You make wonderful friends but your grades are terrible. I wish I had a bowl of chocolate ice cream. |
| Posted by: Saxifrage Aug 31 2012, 01:32 AM |
| Wish granted,but they melted before you could eat them. I wish to be good at everything. |
| Posted by: Lett Aug 31 2012, 08:29 AM | ||
wish granted, but now you are paralyzed I wish for ID stage 6 |
| Posted by: Nerubian Sep 3 2012, 01:04 PM |
| Wish granted, it will air on June, 31th 2015. I wish I had a devils fruit to get a rubber body. |
| Posted by: THE_HONDA_CG2 Sep 7 2012, 03:56 PM |
| Wish granted. But now you are bloody pirate. Your crew performs a mutiny and drop you off in the Antarctic and your body freezes. To kill you, your crew throws a rock at you. You being fozen, your body shatters into hundreds of pieces. Isn't that a gruesome way to die? I wish that people on the freeways would stop rubbernecking at everything on the road. [ Post made via Mobile Device ] |
| Posted by: MetalMan777 Sep 7 2012, 04:21 PM |
| Wish granted, now they just drive 20 under the limit at all times. I wish I weren't so damn fat. |
| Posted by: Nerubian Sep 8 2012, 05:04 PM |
| Wish granted, you are now so slim that nobody can see you. I wish there were a pizza in front of me that is waiting for me to eat it. |
| Posted by: THE_HONDA_CG2 Sep 8 2012, 05:38 PM |
| Wish granted. There is pizza waiting in front of you and the pepperoni spells out 'eat me'. But before you even get to it. Sanic the hadgehawg steals it and throws it at his friend Knackals who eats it in your face and proceeds to beat the crap it of you. Sanic doesn't hate you or anything. That's just how he rolls. I wish I would stop being so weird. [ Post made via Mobile Device ] |
| Posted by: Nerubian Sep 8 2012, 05:55 PM |
| Wish granted, you are now creepy. I wish THE_HONDA_CG2 weren't so creepy. |
| Posted by: kyonpalm Sep 8 2012, 06:44 PM | ||
Wish granted, now Slenderman is behind you. I wish the dollar wasn't veritable funny-money. |
| Posted by: THE_HONDA_CG2 Sep 8 2012, 09:36 PM |
| Wish granted. The dollar is now undergoing hyperinflation and totally worthless. According to the world markets its going to stay that way for a while. I wish my gundam helmets would finish themselves. |
| Posted by: Tuskano Sep 9 2012, 02:29 AM | ||
Wish granted. They finish themselves and also the rest of the suit. But sometone anonymously buys them for a penny and moves to Russia before you even see the whole thing. I wish I got out of this barracks room and got a car and apartment. |
| Posted by: Saxifrage Sep 10 2012, 03:17 AM |
| Wish granted,you got a 1960 rusty car and a apartment that might collapse any time. I wish the girl I like likes me |
| Posted by: Nerubian Sep 28 2012, 03:50 PM |
| Wish granted, the girl become overly attached and will start monitor you. Everytime you talk with another girls she kills them. Soon, she forces you to marry her. If you refuse, she will kill your entire family and lays the blame on you. So, you will become her husband. You will start living in a basement chained on the walls and you are not allowed to talk with people. You will never leave the basement again. I wish I had a can of pringles. |
| Posted by: kou yuuzhen Sep 28 2012, 08:46 PM |
| Wish granted, but as soon as you open it thousands of maggots wriggle out, because it's expired. I wish I can get a great job after I graduate this year. |
| Posted by: THE_HONDA_CG2 Sep 28 2012, 09:52 PM |
| Wish granted. You have an amazing job that pays a ton of money. You love it, but you'll never meet the love of your life now since you're so devoted to work. I wish to be able to dance to Oppa Gangnam Style perfectly with my Gundam helmet on and that it will still be popular when I bring it to AX next year. I wish to dance and have people join in on the dace with me, I wish for an epic Gundam style flash mob. |
| Posted by: superhours Sep 29 2012, 07:54 PM |
| Wish granted, but people will be disgusted by your helmet and the gundam style flash mob will turn into a robot orgy. I wish my life was better than yours. |
| Posted by: Meteor Sep 30 2012, 03:16 PM |
| Wish granted. Your life is now better than hers for one day. I wish IDW Fighter 2012 actually existed and was awesome. |