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Buntami | Posted: Aug 26 2013, 06:53 AM |
Shmuck Group: Members Posts: 7 Member No.: 41,083 Joined: Apr 13th 2013 Location: Update Profile | Iketani: I love you Mako, please don't leave me. |
TranceKitsune | Posted: Sep 27 2013, 07:13 PM |
IDW God Member Group: Members Posts: 176 Member No.: 42,103 Joined: Sep 24th 2013 Location: Bakersfield, CA | Takumi: I want to be the best...the best tofu maker in all Gunma. |
cbb | Posted: Sep 27 2013, 09:57 PM |
IDW Jr. Member Group: Members Posts: 50 Member No.: 41,683 Joined: Jun 13th 2013 Location: Update Profile | "i love you takumi" -bunta |
Danceswithfoxes | Posted: Sep 29 2013, 10:31 AM | ||
IDW Senior Member Group: Members Posts: 71 Member No.: 40,067 Joined: Jan 10th 2013 Location: California Prefecture |
Actually it's Shinji Inui | ||
LonaEagle | Posted: May 29 2014, 08:33 PM | ||
Shmuck Group: Members Posts: 4 Member No.: 43,772 Joined: May 29th 2014 Location: Lebanon, Missouri |
pfft good one fellas | ||
fEELINGS96 | Posted: May 30 2014, 12:23 AM |
Shmuck Group: Members Posts: 7 Member No.: 43,630 Joined: May 19th 2014 Location: Jakarta, Indonesia | Kenji: The truth is; I'M MARRIED Takumi: Hey, I want wings too Keisuke: Dude you already have fictional angel-wings. Have you seen yourself in the Final Stage opening? Bunta: Takumi, I AM YOUR FATHER! Takumi: (Oh boy he's drunk again ) This post has been edited by fEELINGS96 on May 30 2014, 12:24 AM |
Venny503 | Posted: May 31 2014, 07:38 PM |
IDW Expert Member Group: Members Posts: 149 Member No.: 42,095 Joined: Sep 22nd 2013 Location: Ontario, Canada | Takumi: I like the Impreza better |
kyonpalm | Posted: Jun 1 2014, 07:53 AM |
Professional Amateur Group: ADMINISTRATOR Posts: 10,568 Member No.: 30,882 Joined: Oct 16th 2008 Location: Laniakea | Tsugumi: This is easily the most cancerous thread on the entire site. This post has been edited by kyonpalm on Jun 1 2014, 07:53 AM |
Proud Contributor of the Music Section Revival Project |
theAbsolutelyRedLink | Posted: Jun 2 2014, 05:51 PM |
IDW Senior Member Group: Members Posts: 92 Member No.: 38,953 Joined: Sep 4th 2012 Location: Update Profile | Takumi: Stop Tak-ing about Mi |
Robert Bernard | Posted: Jul 13 2014, 09:49 PM |
Shmuck Group: Members Posts: 6 Member No.: 44,359 Joined: Jul 6th 2014 Location: Update Profile | I'm new here but I got 2. (At the peak of Mt. Akina) Takeshi:Most people watch the races from the corners, but the peak is the best place. Shingo :Don't stand so... Don't stand so... Don't Stand So Close To Me Takeshi:NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! (After Takumi races the Thunders) Takumi:You alright, Itsuki? Itsuki:Don't worry.I just got a... Takumi:A what? Itsuki:Night Fever Night Fever Takumi:NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! |
dream86 | Posted: Jul 15 2014, 10:41 PM |
Shmuck Group: Members Posts: 1 Member No.: 44,452 Joined: Jul 15th 2014 Location: Update Profile | Keisuke: "I wonder if I can bolt a Lan Evo wing on my FD" |
Taryn | Posted: Jul 17 2014, 05:21 PM |
IDW Member Group: Members Posts: 19 Member No.: 42,890 Joined: Jan 25th 2014 Location: Update Profile | Takeshi and Shingo: "Let's stand less than 5 feet away from each other!" Itsuki: "Why would I ever want to drive? I have a scooter!" Bunta: "Let's put turbo in the 86, screw gas mileage!" |
datbluebox | Posted: Jul 18 2014, 07:33 PM |
Shmuck Group: Members Posts: 9 Member No.: 41,756 Joined: Jun 28th 2013 Location: Update Profile | Keisuke to Kyoko : DAMN! I REALLY,REALLY,REALLY LOVE YOU! Screw Project D and my brother! So, when can we start dating? Kyoko : *Sudden BSOD* Tomoyuki : VTEC POWAHHHHH *imagine if he actually say this lol* Sakamoto : Man, I hate small cars. Even with this, I still lost.... Natsuki : So, Takumi... the truth is... I married "Papa". (the rich guy she dated) Kaori : I wasn't dead! I just wanted to see Rin in despair! This post has been edited by datbluebox on Jul 18 2014, 07:43 PM |
fEELINGS96 | Posted: Aug 26 2014, 06:40 AM |
Shmuck Group: Members Posts: 7 Member No.: 43,630 Joined: May 19th 2014 Location: Jakarta, Indonesia | Bunta: (Drinking alone and half-drunk in his home) "..........I wonder if Takumi had sex before.." Takumi: (sneezes) "Hachoo!!!!!" Keisuke: " Whoa what's wrong with you??" Takumi: "I feel a disturbance in the force.." |
Saint | Posted: Oct 31 2014, 11:26 PM |
The 6th Blameless Shift Group: Advanced Members Posts: 2,720 Member No.: 2,067 Joined: Jun 21st 2004 Location: The Other Side | After Final Stage... Takumi: Oyaji, so I saw this GT86- Bunta: NO! *eyes open* Takumi: *mumbling* (stingy old fart...) *rides his bicycle to deliver tofu* This post has been edited by Saint on Nov 1 2014, 03:37 AM |
Falbere | Posted: Nov 1 2014, 03:07 AM |
Back from the dead, baby Group: IDP Admin Posts: 1,327 Member No.: 43,254 Joined: Mar 31st 2014 Location: Singapore | So we are back at this again? Cool. Bunta pouring water* Bunta: This should be enough for today... Takumi: Wait... Isn't this like, a lot, A LOT more than usual? Bunta: Just don't spill it. Takumi: FUCK THE WATER I AM TIRED OF THIS SHIT OLD MAN! I WANT PEPSI! *Drives off in reverse to deliver tofu with middle finger raised high outside the car's window* Iketani: You bastard!!! You hit my car on purpose, didn't you? Shingo: Sorry man, VTEC just kicked in yo! Takumi: Dad, so who is my mom? Bunta: Actually, son, let me tell you tha- Takumi: I knew it! Why we both drove 86 Truenos... it all made sense now! Bunta: *gulp* Takumi: INUI SHINJI IS MY MOM!!! Bunta: HE FOUND OUT! OH NO! *drives off in the impreza* |
Tuskano | Posted: Nov 25 2014, 12:14 AM |
IDW Supremo Member Group: Advanced Members Posts: 914 Member No.: 38,740 Joined: Jun 29th 2012 Location: Guam, Earth | I had the best scene to write out before work. Remarkably, I remembered it when I got back home. A usual day at the ESSO station with the Speed Stars talking car stuff and waiting for their next car victim. The sound of a car faintly approaches. Itsuki: "I know that engine!" Iketani: "It sounds like a 2.0L flat-4!" Kenji: "Wut? O.o" Iketani: "A Subarrrruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!" Takumi has a blank stare. A blue Subaru Impreza WRX comes madly down the road. Flames are sprouting from its engine like an angry dragon. Cars drive out of its path only to hit poles and other cars and explode in fiery fabulous fireworks pulled from family action movie chase scenes. The WRX then clips a bicyclist and the car is thrown 40 feet up in the air in a out-of-control spin, parts flying off in every direction killing flocks of doves. The driver throughout the whole event is constantly, and without loosing a breath, yelling "OOOOOOoOOOOOOOOOoOOOOOOOOoOOOOOoOOOOOOOoO!!!!" The four drifters stand in fear. Takumi: "Dad?" The WRX completes its spin after going straight through the ESSO station sign and landing on all tires in a heap out flaming glory, the driver somersaulting through the front window and landing feet first before the four shocked ESSO employees. Bunta: "OOOOOoOOOOOOoOOOOOOoOOOOOOOoOoOOOOOoOOOOOOOOOoOOOOOOOOoOOOOOLD SPICE TOFU POWER FOOD MAKES YOU FEEL LIKE YOU HAVE POWWWEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!! It's so powerful it- block! block! blockblockblock! Kick! BLOCK!" Proceeds to KO randomly attacking professional NASCAR drivers after each saying of the word 'block'. Bunta knocks out the final driver, "-Blocks randomly attacking drivers of other classes!!" Bunta then rips his shirt off and flexes his pecs before cartwheeling over to where Takumi parked the tofumobile. He jumps headfirst in through the rear hatch, hot-wiring the 86 by snapping his fingers, and drives off while yelling at the drifters through a rolled down window, "PoPoPoPoPoPowar!" All four have blank stares with wtf-just-happened looks on their faces. The only sound beyond that of the hijacked 86 is the flames licking the remains of the mad beast Bunta sailed through the ESSO sign in. Their boss comes out of the office, after finishing reading (sleeping behind) his newspaper. He takes one look at the WRX and then turns to his workers. "And this is why you don't do drugs kids. Only YOU can prevent forest fires". He leaves back to his office, feelings of spreading his daily dose of wisdom accomplished. If you don't know Old Spice, time to get to those youtube vids! |
Rudy | Posted: Nov 25 2014, 10:57 PM |
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Saint | Posted: Mar 24 2015, 09:15 PM |
The 6th Blameless Shift Group: Advanced Members Posts: 2,720 Member No.: 2,067 Joined: Jun 21st 2004 Location: The Other Side | Ryosuke: D stands for 'Dream'. Ikeda: Oh... Takumi: Keisuke: So the fans were right, huh? Well that's lame. Okuyama: ... Okubo: *whispering to Go* That's cheesy as fuck. And for the past 20 years, Hojo-san. Hojo Go: *at Ryosuke from the stairs* Ryosuke: ... () This post has been edited by Saint on Mar 24 2015, 09:16 PM |
tomyoungster | Posted: Apr 4 2015, 12:24 AM |
Shmuck Group: Members Posts: 4 Member No.: 45,404 Joined: Apr 4th 2015 Location: Update Profile | Shingo: "Only a good, clean race." Keisuke: "You know, I think I wanna get laid tonight." |
TrainEngie | Posted: Jul 26 2015, 10:52 AM |
Shmuck Group: Members Posts: 5 Member No.: 45,749 Joined: Jul 20th 2015 Location: In Minecraft Forums spying on Initial D World | SITUATION ONE: Ryosuke and the Eurodance Ryosuke: (is dancing around foolishly to Eurodance) Keisuke: What the hell Aniki? What happened to the Eurobeat? SITUATION TWO: the feminine guy (Mini cooper pulls up to ESSO, there is a feminine-looking guy) Itsuki and Iketani: Welco- Iketani: I'ma hit on her first! Itsuki: No, I AM! Kenjii: What happened to lonely drivers? Itsuki and Iketani: Kenjii? you appeared out of nowhere! Guy in mini cooper: I'm a guy. Itsuki, Iketani, and Kenjii: WHAAAAAAT?!?? SITUATION THREE: Modern Day Ryosuke Ryosuke: (stares at kawaii anime girls) Keisuke: I KNEW IT YOU'RE A PERV ANIKI SITUATION FOUR: Myogi Night Kids go to Wagnaria Takeshi and Shingo: (hear dishes break first thing they step in) Sota: YAMADA!!! SITUATION FIVE: Shingo's new tactic Shingo: This will totally screw their rhythm (train horn mounted upon the EG6's roof) |
Tuskano | Posted: Jul 26 2015, 10:04 PM |
IDW Supremo Member Group: Advanced Members Posts: 914 Member No.: 38,740 Joined: Jun 29th 2012 Location: Guam, Earth | Why have I yet to see a train horn tactic in drifting/racing? That would so work! Hmm... I need to contribute to a story or joke of some kind... 2am, after another legendary drift battle somewhere in the Himalayas, Takumi returns home. Takumi looks around the empty house, noticing Dad's not there. "Darn... he must be out drinking aga- oh a note." Takumi starts reading... Son, I hate making tofu. So I have closed the shop, salesmen will be looking at it tomorrow. I have decided to restart my dream of becoming an astronaut to become the first person to drift a car on another planet! I have enrolled myself in JAXA and will be gone for some time. Until then, I have attached some phone numbers of local RVs for sale. Sell the WRX, get a bike, and then go get a real job and do something with your life. Oh, and I took the 86 with me. That's coming with me in the spaceship. I believe in you, Because you believe in me. Your ever-so-loving father Takumi: This post has been edited by Tuskano on Jul 26 2015, 10:06 PM |
TrainEngie | Posted: Jul 27 2015, 01:21 PM | ||
Shmuck Group: Members Posts: 5 Member No.: 45,749 Joined: Jul 20th 2015 Location: In Minecraft Forums spying on Initial D World |
86 in SPESS. SITUATION 5A: Noise battle - Shingo vs Sudo Sudo's Lan Evo: bang bang bang bang Shingo: INITIATE TRAIN HORN! Shingo's train horn: BRRRRRRRRRRRRRR Sudo: AAAAHHHHHHHH | ||
TROPIX | Posted: Jun 23 2021, 05:00 PM |
IDW Member Group: Members Posts: 23 Member No.: 52,365 Joined: Jun 11th 2021 Location: Update Profile | From Ryosuke staring at a shoe to borderline gay porn (scratch the borderline part tbh) to Bunta being Bunta and punching hostile aircraft out of the sky, this thread has brought me many laughs and much joy. Ryosuke: You fitted an anti-lag system in your evo III to have the power of a turbocharged engine without the delay of one, I assume? Kyoichi: Oh, that's just a side perk of it Ryosuke: Then could you tell me the main reason why you instaled the misfiring system? Kyoichi: Because funni turbo thing make exhaust go bang bang bang bang I like it when the evo go bang bang Ryosuke: I understand (writes in notepad) "how do i make the fc go bang bang like kyoichis evo goes bang bang" [ Post made via Mobile Device ] This post has been edited by TROPIX on Jun 23 2021, 05:02 PM |
TROPIX | Posted: Jul 18 2021, 03:09 PM |
IDW Member Group: Members Posts: 23 Member No.: 52,365 Joined: Jun 11th 2021 Location: Update Profile | I feel like an explorer in the ruins of a once-busy civilisation when browsing this forum. Nevertheless, here's one for those still here. 22:00, Takahashi household, Akagi, Gunma, Japan Ryosuke: Come to the front Keisuke, there's something I want to show to you Keisuke: Okay, aniki, I'm coming. Ryosuke: I've fitted a new upgrade to your FD, Keisuke. Keisuke: What is it? Rysouke: Drive out to the main road, hit the accelerator and press the blue button on your steering wheel. Keisuke: Okay, now wha-AAAA! Ryosuke: NAWZ! Keisuke: NAWZ! (Keisuke breaks the record time for Akagi's hillclimb, then proceeding to fly off the top of the mountain) 22:04, Fujiwara Tofu Shop, Akina, Gunma, Japan Takumi: Right, just came back from the tofu run. (sees something in the distance) Takumi: What's that? (it gets closer) Takumi: OK, that's weird... (FD crashes though tofu shop wall) Takumi: WTF!?!? Keisuke: NAWZ! Takumi: NAWZ! Bunta: NAWZ! Ryosuke: NAWZ! Keisuke: Wait, how did you get here so fast bro? Ryosuke: Like I said, NAWZ! Everyone, similtaniously: NAWZ! [ Post made via Mobile Device ] This post has been edited by TROPIX on Jul 30 2021, 01:38 PM |
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